Disaster Accident Messages

Boys Say ''it's Great'', Boys Say ''it's Fine'', But Nine Months Later They Say ''it's Not Mine''!!.

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ? Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Employee: Boss, I Have Got Married. Pls Increase My Salary. Boss: Factory Is Not Responsible For Accidents Occuring Outside The Company..

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Always Remember...no Matter How Bad You Are...you Cant Be Useless....you Can Always Use As A Bad Example.....

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In An Accident Many Get Seriously Injured.....one Person Is Crying A Lot Then Doc. Goes To His And.............. One Man : Oh ! God I've Lost My, I Lllost My H...

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Lady: I'm Warning U, My Hubby Is Coming Back In Half An Hour. Man: But I'm Not Doing Anything. Lady: That's Why I'm Warning U. Hurry Up.

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Dear Reader, You Are Requested To Switch Off Your Mobile To Avoid Any Burn Injuries.. As The Sender Of This Message Is A D**n Hot Personality!!

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Friendship Is Not Big Fire Wcich Burns All Day. It S Small Lamp That Burns Till The Last Day Of Life....

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I Got Into A Car Accident Today, The Other Driver Was A Midget. When He Got Out Of The Car, He Said I'm Not Happy! So I Said, Which Dwarf Are You Then?

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In Touch...

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Love Never Dies A Natural Death. It Dies Because We Don't Know How To Replenish Its Source. It Dies Of Blindness And Errors And Betrayals. It Dies Of Illness An...

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It’s Time 4 D Battle! Refill Ur Pens, Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books, C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones.. War Begins In 17 Days..!

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I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong Cause Im Damaged, ...

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Once Their Was A Mirror That Killed Everyone Who Lied. French : I Think I Don't Smoke(died) American : I Think I Love My Wife (died) Indian Engineering Student ...

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Why You're Lookin' Like That I'm Burning Like Fire I Wanna Be Higher Just Let Me Know Why You're Lookin' Like That You're Driving Me Crazy You're Lookn' Amazng...

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Frndship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Amg D Rocks Of Life.... It Is Aceptng Each Other As Coal Until Diamonds Are Formed With Time...

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Instead Of Thinking About What You Are Missing. Sometimes It Is Good To Think About What You Have That Many Are Missing.

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Warning Warning ! Stay Away ! It's Coming ! It Entered The Town ! You Know What Is It ?! A Big Kiss From Me To You. Emwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident.

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Doubt That The Stars Are Fire, Doubt That The Sun Doth Move, Doubt Truth To Be A Liar, But Never Doubt I Love.

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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Once A Guy Is Smoking Near A Woman. She Asks That There Is Warning In Cigarette Packet Warning Injurious To Health. He Replied That As A Computer Programmer I ...

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._i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Do I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Toni...

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Frndship Isnt Abt Its Ur Fault Its Abt I M Sory It Isnt Abt Where R U Its Abt I M Here 4 U It Isnt Abt How Cud U Its Abt I Understand...

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Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Heart Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tel

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._i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Di I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight!...

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There Are 2 Things That I Will Always Fear, 1 Is Driving And The Other Is Drinking Beer... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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A Sad Story: A Little Boy Was So Jealous Of His New Born Brother, He Put Poison On Mom's Niple While She Was Asleep. . . . The Next Day, Their Driver Died. :...

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The One Who Likes U Most, Sometime Hurts U. But Again He Is Only The One Who Feels Your Pain.

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Wife: I Dreamed Last Night You Teached Me Driving Then I Got The License Then You Bought Me A Nice Car Hasband: Sleep Again Maybe You Dream Ur Self Drivi...

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A Relationship Is A Two Way Street. It's Never All Your Fault Or The Other Persons. You Go Into The Relationship Together And Work Through It All Together....

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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress Tension And Panic Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both...

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnant, Went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Your Policy Covers Sickness, Accident Not Pregnancy ! Girl: It Was Accident. :-...

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Smoke Everyday! Smoke Means S=send M=me O=one K=kool Sms E=everyday So Please Feel Free To Smoke.request You To Be A Chain Smoker.good Day.............

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In Touch...

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Friendship Is Delicate As A Glass, Once Broken It Can Be Fixed But There Will Always Be Cracks

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