Doctor Messages

Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni.

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Psychiatrist: What's Your Problem? Patient: I Think I'm A Chicken. Psychiatrist: How Long Has This Been Going On? Patient: Ever Since I Was An Egg!...

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Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My V****a Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. Girl: Just Recharge The Battery....

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5 Years Are Required To Make A Human A Doctor.. And Then Whole Life Is Required To Make Him Human Again:dd

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Doctor:madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Pease So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doc, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor:they Are For You.!!...

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Definition Of 'lady Doctor' Its Dat Cute Dashing Girl Wearing Angelic White Coat, Holding Ur Hand, Looking In2ur Eyes, Still Wants Ur Pulse 2b Normal...

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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...

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Girl:my Skin Is So Soft And Sensitive Wat Should I Need To Do Bfore Sleeping? Doc: I Think U Need To Lock The Door Frst...:)...

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During A Job Interview Manager: What's The Highest Level Of Education You Obtained? Candidate: Phd Manager: Great! So That Means You Have A Doctor Degree ......

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Doctor Tells A Prostitute She Is Pregnant And Asked If She Knows Who The Father Is. The Prostitute Replys If You Eat A Can Of Beans Do You Know Which One Made Y...

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Definitions : Home : A Place Where You Can Scratch Where It Itches. Doctor : A Person Who Cures The Ills By Pills, And Kills By His Bills. Love : Loss Of Valuab...

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Did You Hear About The Doctor Who Tried To Be A Kidnapper? -yeah, He Failed Because None Could Read His Ransom Letter...

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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...

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Man: Doctor, This Bucket Has A Hole. Can U Please Repair It...? Doc: Stupid, U Know Who I Am? Man: Of Course, I Heard That U R Famous In Plastic Surgery.........

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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I Went To The Doctor And They Said That I Have Rocks In My Liver,sugggar In My Blood And You In My Hart!

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Sindhi: Dr. Sb Plastic Surgery Me Kitna Kharcha Aayega? Dr: 50 Hajar Sindhi: Agar Plastic Hum De To- Dr:gusse Se, Saale Pighla Kr Chipka Bhi Tu He Lena..

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Read Each Word Reversely: A Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer Sms Nevenehw Sti Nettirw Ylesrever.  

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Man: My Problem Is That I Forget Everthing Doctor: When Did You Discover That Problem?? Man : What Problem??

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Ent Doctor Implants New Ear To A Man Man: U Fraud U Gave Me A Woman's Ear Dr: It Makes No Difference.. Man:it Does Now I Hear Everything But Understand Nothing....

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Doctor: Where Were U Born?.. Blonde: From My Mummy's Tummy...duh Doctor:...

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A Doctor Implanted A New Ear To A Man. Man: U Idiot, U Gave Me A Woman?s Ear. Doctor: It Makes No Difference. Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything But Unders...

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please Always Kiss A Lady Teacher, She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Ti...

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A Doctor Was Doing His Hospital Rounds With A Nurse. When He Cam To One Bed He Pronounced, Nurse, This Patient Has Died. The Old Fellow In The Bed Said, Im Alri...

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Survey At The Doctor's... Doctor: Do You Smoke? Patient: No,thank You.i Would Rather Drink Something....

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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A Lady Requested The Doctori Really Do Not Want Children For A While To Enjoy The Life. What Should I Do? Doctor Said Well Then Take This Condom.? Lady Asked ...

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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A Sardar Doctor And A Pandit Loved The Same Girl. Pandit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Docotr Asked: Why?? Pandit: An Apple A Day Keep...

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Doctors After Operation.. And Students After Examzz Have Same Thing To Say..... V Tried Our Best.... Right Nw.. V Cant Say Anything, *a*ap D*ua Ka*ren...

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Once A Sardarni Faint And Fell Down Sardar Call Doctor To Examine Doctor Says I Am Sorry She Is No More When They Are Going To Burry Her Sardarni Just Sit Up...

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Man Woke Up In A Hospital After Serious Accident. He Shouted, Doctor, I Cant Feel My Legs.! Doctor Replied, I Know You Cant Ive Cut Off Your Arms.!

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In A Mental Institute, A Doc Was Testing His Patients Tht Whoever Pass The Test Will Be Free 2 Leave The Hospital. He Drew A Door On The Wall N Tell Them 2 Open...

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A Guy Went To The Doctor And He Said: Doc I Cant See When I But My Hand Over My Eyes?! Doctor: Ok Am Going To Make A Hole In Your Hand So You Can See Happy!! ...

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Sardar On Phone Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking.....

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Doctor:madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Pease So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doc, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor:they Are For You.!! Kp Smili...

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Doctor Asks Santa To Give Urine Sample, Stool Sperm Sample For His Yearly Checkup. Santa: I'm In A Hurry Doc, Can I Leave My Underwear!

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