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Crazy Fact Of Today's Generation: Once Upon A Time, Girls Used To Cook Like Their Mothers. But Now They Drink Like Their Fathers....... :d

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Why Does A Round Pizza Come In A Square Box? Why Doesn't Glue Stick To Its Bottle? Why Do You Still Call It A Building When Its Already Built? If You Arent Supp...

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Boy : From D Day We Met I Haven't Drink Or Smoked ... Girl : How Sweet Of U,r U Madly In Love With Me ...? Boy: Shut Up !, U Made My Pockets Empty !!!!...

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I Think Drinking And Driving Is Terrible. You Always Spill It When You Change Gears.........

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi...

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Love Nd Frndship Luv Is - Wen We Drink D Same Coconut Water Putin 2 Straws Frndshp Is Dt Whn We Hav 1 Coconut We Use Nly 1 Strw Sayu Beggar Dnt Drink Full....

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day With A New Friend Is Nice. ................... But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks? Matchl...

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If Vodka Was Water And I Was A Duck, I Swim To The Bottom And Drink My Way Up... But Vodka Ain't Water, And I Ain't A Duck, So Pass The Vodka And Shut The He...

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Never Drink Unboiled Water B'coz Fish Do S*x In Water Without Condom. Pass This Sms To All Your Friends To Prevent Hiv/aids. :-d

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