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One Boy To Another, What Did You Do On Mothers Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother...

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project ....

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Do U Know The Full-form Of College C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularly......

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Angelina Jolie T-shirt Had A Picture Of A Car Mirror On It. Guess,what Was Written On It.. Objects Behind D Mirror R Larger Than They Appear......

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When An Apple Is Green, Its Ready To Pluck. When A Girl In Eighteen, She Is Ready To... Vote. You Dirty Mind, Elections Are Near, But I Know What You Were ...

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Boy: I Like The Soft Thing Behind Your Braiz. Girl: What? Boy: Your Heart. Girl: I Love The Big Thing Between Your Two Legs. Boy: What? Girl: Your Bike.....

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Call Girl, Girlfriend And Wife.?? Student: Replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited......

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A Man Was Lost Alone On An Island. One Day He Decide To Build A Wooden Boat. Suddenly A Girl Comes And Man Used The Wood For Making Bed. Moral: A Girl Can ...

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Similarities Of Bra Bar. 1)both Have Same Alphabets. 2)both Are Drinking Zone. 3)both Have Restricted Time Of Opening Closing. 4)when Both Are Opened Men G...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Prove : Ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc Solution: A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minutes Pressure + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child......

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Friend In Different Lanaguages... Iranian - Dost German - Freund Herbew - Chaver French - Ami Pinoy - Kaibigan Dutch - Vrend Mexican - Amigo...

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A Boy Of 1st Class To Her Teacher. Do You Like Me? Miss. So Sweet. Student: When Should I Sent My Parents To Your Home? Miss. Why? Student: To Talk About U...

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If U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreadin That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous..

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