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A Blonde Ordered A Pizza And The Pizza Guy Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces. Blonde Repliessix, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces.

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Found She Was Pregnant? Is It Mine?.

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Chinese Man Wants To Buy A 10 Cans Of Cola Said To The Dumb Grocer In Chinese : Como Ni Ahaky Se He Cola And The Dumb Grocer Replied : You Want A 10 Cans Of...

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You See A Lot Of Smart Guys With Dumb Women But You Hardly Ever See A Smart Woman With A Dumb Guy.

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If They Told Me To Choose Between Losing You Or Losing My Life, I Would Choose Me Life!! Do You Think Death Is A Joke!! :p

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Why Does A Dumb Cat Fall While Walking?? Coz The Cat Is Dumb So It Cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient Of Friction) Is = 0. So It Falls! Haha!

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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken

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There Is This Blonde Going To Disney World. She Sees A Sign That Says, Disney World Left. She Turns Around And Goes Home.

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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Yo Mama So Dumb, When She Tried To Commit Suicide She Jumped Out Of The Basement Window.

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