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There Is A Limit For Love And Food . . .! If Anyone Cross That Limit.... She Will End Up Vomiting..!! Read Once Again . . . . . :-)

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Mom: Hw D H**l R U Pregnant? Girl: Dis Is Our Project In School Abt 'miracle Of Life' Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Girl: I Dnt Know, It's A Group Project.

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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A Sweet Friend Is Like A Pillow: When U R Tired, It Gives You Relax. When U R Sad, U Drop Tears On It. When U R Angry, U Punch It. When U R Happy, U Hug It....

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Lollipop: We're So Sweet, Right? Chocolate: You Think We're Sweet Enough? Try You Take A Look At The Person That Reading This Message.. Sweeter Than Us, Right?...

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Teacher :what Happened In 1869? Student:gandhi Ji Was Born.teacher :what Happened In 1873? Student:gandhiji Was Four Years Old.

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Johny To Teacher: Would You Punish Me For Some Thing I Didnt Do? Teacher: No, Of Course Not. Johny: Good, Because I Didnt Do My Homework..

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One Lazy Son Tell His Parents That Today He Can Answer One Question Correctly. His Father Asks: What Is That Question? The Lazy Son: My Teacher Asked That Who...

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Johny To Teacher: Would You Punish Me For Some Thing I Didnt Do? Teacher: No, Of Course Not. Johny: Good, Because I Didnt Do My Homework.

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In School They Taught Me: 1 Hour = 60 Min. 1 Min = 60sec. But Never Told That: 1 Sec Without U = 100 Yrs

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If U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreadin That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous..

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Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of. Pappu: Life Imprisonment!

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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1st Class Passed Students Become Doctors And Engineers Earning A Gud Amount. 2nd Class Passed Students Become Mbas Or Cas And Rule The 1st Class Passed. 3rd C...

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I Love Your Smile, Your Face, And Your Eyes. D**n, I'm Good At Telling Lies! Kind, Intelligent, Loving And Hot.. This Describes Everything You Are Not!!

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The First Symptom Of Love In A Young Is Shyness, The First In A Women Is It's Boldness.....

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24 Sweet Hours Makes 1 Sweet Day! 7 Sweet Day! Makes 1 Sweet Week! 4 Sweet Weaks Make 1month! 1sweet Person Like U Makes The Life Sweet!

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Love Is The Answer, But While You're Waiting For The Answer, S*x Raises Some Pretty Good Questions.

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(external To Student) Ex: Why Does A Capacitor Block Dc But Allow Ac To Pass Through ? St: A Capacitor Is Like This ---! !---. Dc Comes Straight, Like This ...

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A Teacher Ask Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell 1 More Example Of Dis Type Student : I Luv My Teacher ,teacher Luvs Her Daughter, So I Luv Her Daughter........

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This Is A Hole That Never Heals, The More You Rub It The Better It Feels, And All The Soap From Here To H**l Can Never Get Rid Of That F**kin Smell

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Women Wish 2 Be Loved Not Because They Are Pretty, Or Good, Or Graceful, Or Intelligent, But Because They're Themselves.

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Teacher Teaching A Student Algebra A=b And B=c It Means A=c.. Sir Asked To Give Example For It. Stdnt Said, Sir I Love You And You Love You'r Daughter. It Means...

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_ How 2 Satisfy A Woman :cuddle,spoil, Kiss , Rub, Tease , Respect ,love _ How 2 Satisfy A Man : Blow Job

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To Be A Good Professional, Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies!!

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Japanese Proverb : If One Can Do,u Too Can Do, If No One Can Do,u Must Do. Indian Version: If One Can Do,let Him Do! If No One Can Do, Why To Do?...

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Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy...

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Whats D Difference Between Ppl Who Pray In Temples And Ppl Who Pray In Exam Centres? Those In D Exam Centres R D**n Serious..

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Why'd The Couple Stop After 3 Children? Cos They Heard Every Fourth Child Born Is Chinese.

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$ex Like Shaving? Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today.... Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again...

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Kamasutra Says That S*x Is Duty - If Done With Your Wife. Art - If Done With Your Lover. Education - If Done With A Virgin. Tuition - If Done With Your Teac...

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Why Did The Lord Give Women Thrush?..... To Teach Them To Live With An Irritating C**t Before They Marry One!

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Worst Excuse For Not Turning In Homework: . . I Couldn't Find Anyone To Copy It From.

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If You Cry, I Cry... If You Laugh, I Laugh... If You Are Happy, I Am Too... If You Are Sad, I Am Too... And If You Are Horny, Call Me.......

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits.

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My Friend Ask Me What Up?? And I Reply Nothing Up ... !!!!??? I Said Unless U Turn Me On....

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints...

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