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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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Teacher Teaching A Student Algebra A=b And B=c It Means A=c.. Sir Asked To Give Example For It. Stdnt Said, Sir I Love You And You Love You'r Daughter. It Means...

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Kid Failed In Xam Dad:here After Dont Call Me As Dad Kid:oh1 Come On Dad ,it Was Just A Class Test,not A Dna Test

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Student Success Nd Failure Reasons: 1.success---- Brilliant Teacher!!! 2.failure-------beautiful Teacher!!! Lol :d

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell Crocodile? Johny: K-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l Teacher: No, Thats Wrong Johny: Maybe Its Wrong, But You Ask Me How I Spell It!...

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If Only A Calculator And A Dictionary Which Will Update Itself When Ever A New Word Is Created Can Be Installed Into My Brain Then We Wont Need To Go To School ...

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Education Helps One Case Cease Being Intimidated By Strange Situations.

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__landpar__ Choot. Any Idea? No! Dont Think Wried! . . Answer Is . Ptcl Land Line Par 50 Choot

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Imagine Life Without Girls All Theaters Silent The Police At Rest Mobile Companies In Loss Gift Shops In Loss All Boys..? University Toppers!...

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy

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Friendship Do U Know Why I Wrote It In A Circle?becoz Circle Has No End,just Like Our Friendship...

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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

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Boys Pledge: India Is My Nation. All Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Occupation, Setting Is My Profession, In Between What D H**l Is Education.....

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In Life Most People Help You When It Suits Them. But Very Few Help When It Suits You. Make Those Few Your Friends And Try To Be That Few For Many...! Gd Mrng

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Cricket Is Getting Excited Day By Day With The Introduction Of Icl N T20…same Rules Should Be Applied In Examz!(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour....

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Mother: Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School? Girl: First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?

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Mathematics Logicmultiply Ur Cell's Last No. By 2 Then Add 5 To Itthen Multiply It To 50then Add Ur Age + 365 To It And Subtract 615 From Itsurprisefirst Two Di...

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No Matter Wether Guys Are Driving Ferrari, Bmw Accord, Or Corrola,, They Cant Overlook A Girls College Van:d...

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|| Height Ofself-confidence ||teacher Tostudent:"you Are Late ...?"student:"late .. !!!who Me ... ?no Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

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A Girl Come Late To Class Teacher=why Are U Late Girl=one Boy Was Following Me Teacher=so What Girl=the Boy Was Walking Very Slowly

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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Difference Between Well And Girls One Can Be Permenently Filled And Other Can Only Be Temporarly Filled One Can Be Permenently Sealed And The Other Can Only Te...

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Love Makes Our Own Parents As Enemies! Frndship Makes Other's Parents As Our Parents!

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Poisonous Bra= Cobra, Mathematical Bra=algebra, Sunsign Bra=libra, Magical Bra=aabra Ka Dabra, Animal Bra=zebra, Improve Ur Gk Because U Knw Only One Bra!!!!...

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Dedicated 2 All Beautifull Ladies.. Do U Know Y God Created A Man Before Woman?? Because... There'z Always A Rough Sketch Before A Master Piece......

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In School, They Taught Me That 1 Hour = 60 Mints 1 Min = 60 Secs But They Never Told Me That 1 Sec Without You = 100 Years Miss U

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A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Signboard 4 The Traffic Rules Near Da College Campus< He Wrote:- Drive Carefully! Dont Kill The Students, Wait For The Teach...

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A Wife Is A S*x Object.......... Whenever You Ask For S*x, She Objects...........

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Hopes That He Is The Last Man On Earth. I Want See If All Those Women Were Lying To Me.

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Dizzy Bee's A Busy Bee, As Anyone Can Plainly See--his Job Is Buzzzzzing Wishes To Happy Birthday Kids Like You! Happy 'b' Day!

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Woman's Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration?!

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Make A Promise To Yourself, Always To Choose The Best Things In Life, To Hold On To Your Dreams, To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart, Because Life Is B...

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I Think I Should Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back. -- - - - Nice A*s!!! )...

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Why Do Women Wear Panty?. Because State Law Says All Main-holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use...

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Supervisor To A Student Supervisor: Why R U Tensioned? Did U Forget Hallticket, Id Or Calculator? Student: Oh! No Sir By Mistake I Brought 2morow's Exam Bit T...

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Astudent Was Asked To Meke A Sign Board For Traffic Rules Near A College Campus. He Wrote: Drive Carefully. Don't Kill The Students. Just Wait For The Teachers...

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project ....

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Teacher: What Is Half Of 8? Pappu: 0 If Divided Horizontally And 3 If Done Vertically...!!

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