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Love Is The Answer, But While You're Waiting For The Answer, S*x Raises Some Pretty Good Questions.

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Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...! :p...

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Teacher Asks !!! Children What Do U Wish Do U In Future? Vinod--i Want To Be Doctor, Deepa--i Want To Be A Good Mother. Ravi-- I Want To Help Deepa....

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S*x And Shopping Have One Thing In Common In Both Cases Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes And Women Wants To Go On And On And On And On !...

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An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother: I Have Got Degree, I Have Got Knowledge, I Can Sit In Society. What Do You Have? Sweeper: I Have The Job

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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After A Certain Age, Men Women Become Like Christmas Trees...:- . . The Balls Bells Are Only For Decoration.....

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An English Teacher Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard N Asked The Students 2 Punctuate So Tht It Made Sense. Boys Wrote: 'wo...

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Teacher : If A=b And B=c, Then A=c, Anyone Can Give Me A Practical Example From Real Life? Student : Oh Sir, I Love You And You Love Your Daughter, Then I Love...

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Friendship... Is Not Something You Learn In School. But If You Haven't Learned The Meaning Of Friendship, You Really Haven't Learned Anything....

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Lot Of Things Go Unquestioned… Lot Of Things Unanswered… Some Feelings R Burried Alive… Some Are Born Dead. “this Is Life”...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Bra =--()-()--= Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents U From Falling, Holding U Tight, N Always Close To Ur Heart......

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Chemistry Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Student: Hijklmno. Chemistry Teacher: What Are You Talking About? Student: Yesterday You Said H To...

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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History Teacher: From Where To Where Did The Mughals Rule? Student: Sir I Am Not Sure But I Think From Page 15 To 26....

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Spit!

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Why Do We Spend So Much Time Looking For Intelligent Life On Other Planets? I'd Be Happy To Find Intelligent Life Here On Earth First.

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Teacher: What Do U Know About Sensex? Pappu : When We Have S*x With Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen Sushmita Sen Etc. It's Called Sen S*x!...

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Lovely Days In My Life : Childhood Days, School Days Collage Days, Horrible Days In My Life : Only Exam Days

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Teacher : Jack You Tell Me Where Does The Maximum Rain Falls In World? After Thinking A Long Time , Jack Replied, On Land ! :p

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What A Nice Feeling To Be In Love With Allah No Pain, No Disappointment And No Worries. Just Blessings, Blessings And Blessings....

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Teacher- Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women What V Learn From This? Students-v Should Stop Waisting Time In Studies And Find A Women..

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Question : When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. Answer : On Their Marriage.

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Teacher- What Is Ur Father Name? Student- William Google! Teacher- What Was That? Student- When Me And My Brother Went To Some Where He Finds Us Easily!!!!

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. So Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams.....

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Teacher : How Do U Write 55? Student : I Dont Know.. Teacher : Write 5 And Beside It Another 5! The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped. Teacher : What Are You Wait...

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The Latest Study From The United States: Men Are Smarter Than Women. Because There Where Men Think, Have Woman A Hole.

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints...

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A Person Who Doesn't Know But Knows That He Doesn't Know, Is A Student Teach Him. A Person Who Knows But Doesn't Know That He Knows Is Asleep Awaken Him. But ...

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In Life Most People Help You When It Suits Them. But Very Few Help When It Suits You. Make Those Few Your Friends And Try To Be That Few For Many...! Gd Mrng

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You Are An Unwanted Child. Your Parents Paid The Medical Expenses For Your Birth With Their Accident Insurance.

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Whats The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases

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Ashik Ban Gaya,mat Karo Waar, Bura Nahee Ye Pyaar,bura Hai Intezaar. Letter Diyaa To, Thappad Mat Maro Yaar, Bura Nahee Ye Ikraar,bura Hai Inkaar. Sharaabee...

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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One Mad To The Other : 2+2= ? The Other Mad Says You Don't Know I Am Weak In Social Studies.. First Mad Says: That's Why I Had Asked You A Question Of Englis...

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Memories Of Our School Days Bring Out The Widest Smile On My Face . Just Wished To Say Thanq U For The Gud Times . Stay In Touch Always........

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Fashion Is Simplicity 4 Us.. Class Is A Meeting Hall 4 Us.. Teachers R Inspectors 4 Us.. Girls R Dolls.. Guys R Princes.. Cafe Mean Life.. Study Is Part Time Ho...

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My Attitude In Exams... They Give Me Questions, Which I Don't Know..... So......................! I Give Them Answers, Which They Don't Know.........:)...

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. . Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please . Always Kiss A School Teacher And She Wil Say Repeat It...

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