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Love Can Be Expressed In Many Ways. One Way I Know Is To Send It Across The Distance To The Person Who Is Reading This..

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!

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Daring Lines Written On The T-shirt Of A Twelve Year Old Girl . . B***s Coming Soon !

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History Teacher: From Where To Where Did The Mughals Rule? Student: Sir I Am Not Sure But I Think From Page 15 To 26....

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S*x Is A Sensation. It's About A Man's Temptation, Putting His Location In A Woman's Destination. Do You Understand The Explanation Or Do You Need A Demonstrati...

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A Man Was Teaching A Woman How To Swim , Finally The Woman Said : Tell Me Frankly Will I Really Drown Like A Leaking Boat If U Take Ur Finger Out......

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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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Q: What Is A Kiss? . . . . . . . A: Very Simple, . . . . . . . Its An Enquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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Get Married Not For Urself, But For The Future Of Ur Children, They R Getting Late For School ....................................................................

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Fights 4 Friends, Joyful Trips, Exam Fever, Suspense Of Result, Insufficient Money, Parody Of Teachers, Bunking Classes, Gossip About Affairs, Carefree Laugh, A...

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A Pastry Said 2 A Chocolate. D**n Were Sweet!! The Chocolate Replied. U Think We Are Sweet U Havent Seen The Person Reading This Message

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In Life Most People Help You When It Suits Them. But Very Few Help When It Suits You. Make Those Few Your Friends And Try To Be That Few For Many...! Gd Mrng

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Anyguess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy

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Most Difficult Golf Course In World Is Women Any Style You Play As Many Shots U Try And As Much Perfection U Have U Can Nvr Get Ur Balls In!!

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S*x And Shopping Have One Thing In Common In Both Cases Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes And Women Wants To Go On And On And On And On !...

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Mother: Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School? Girl: First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?

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Best Of Luck In Your Exams All I Want You Is To Be Courageous Be Calm And Be Self Equipped With Facts And Figures To Conquer This Exams Battle. I Wish You Is ...

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W Who?, Why?, What?, When?, Which?, Whom?, Where?, Wife?

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In A Class Room... Teacher- Is There Anything That U R Sure Of? Student- I Am Sure I Dont Know The Answer.....................

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)

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And I Shall Find Some Girl Perhaps And A Better One Than You With Eyes As Wise, But Kinder And Lips So Soft, But True And I Dare Say She Will Do....

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Teacher: Students Who R All Lazy, Pls Rise Up Their Hands.. (everyone Except Ajay Rises Their Hands) Teacher: Aren't Yu Lazy.. Ajay- I Feel Too Lazy To Rise ...

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies....

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Teacher : What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean : 9 Teacher : What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean : Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6 !...

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If I Had To Choose Whether To Breathe Or To Love You, I Would Use My Last Breath To Tell You That... I Love You.

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|| Height Ofself-confidence ||teacher Tostudent:"you Are Late ...?"student:"late .. !!!who Me ... ?no Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

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Dizzy Bee's A Busy Bee, As Anyone Can Plainly See--his Job Is Buzzzzzing Wishes To Happy Birthday Kids Like You! Happy 'b' Day!

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects...

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A Friend Is: Who Lends You... Pen In School... Notes In Highschool... Bike In College... Girlfriend In University....

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Do You Know What Is The Full Form Of Maths Oh Don't Bother So Much, I M Telling U Mental Attack To Healthy Students True Na...............

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How Are Women Like Hurricanes? They Come In Wet And Wild, And Leave With Your House And Car.

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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Teacherhow Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 Ppl Equally? Student: By Making Juice Student Rocks Teachr Shock-...

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There Are So Many Ways To Keep In Touch Use At Least One Let Me Know... Howz Life At Your End. .

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not All...

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Teacher Teaching Algebra Teacher-if A Is Equal To B ,b Is Equal To C Then ,a Is Equal To C Teacher-give An Example Student (like Us)-i Luv U ,u Luv Your Dau...

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Teacher To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Ill Give U Kiss.miss I Will Count From 1 To 1000,then Sleep One Night With Me Plzzz.

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