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In Maths Exam, Sardar Was Dnacing Instead Of Writing,why? Think? Bcoz Someone Told Him That There Are Marks For Every Step...........

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Father: What Did Your Teacher Say About The Homework I Helped You To Finished Yesterday? Son: Oh............. The Teacher Knew Right Away That You Helped Me. ...

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Insult:-once Rajnikanth Sat For D Mba Exam,guess What Happend ?hona Kya Thafail Ho Gaya Bechara..mba Haimazaak Thodi He...

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. . A Man Carrying 3 Babies'travellin In A Train........ . A Women Sittin Near Him Inquired.......r These Sweeties Belongs 2 U? . Man:no Mam I Work In A Condom ...

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Im With You Reading This , Looking At Your Eyes And Your Lips, Touching Your Lips Softly With My Fingertips. Making Love To You In Every Kiss...

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A Man Used Artificial P***s Many Yrs Wife Caught Him:how Could You Cheat Me...? Man Angrily: Ok Ok I'll Explain About The Toy But You Explain About Kids...?...

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H Handsome U Useful S Smart B But A At N Night D Dangerous W Wonder Full I Item F For E Entertainment...

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Just See The Sky,all Stars R Blinking Exept 1 Cute Star Tht Is Busy In Reading My Sms ... Goodnight... Sweet Dreams :)

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A Son At A College Wanted More Money. He Sent A Telegram To His Father : No Money. No Fun. Your Son. The Father Replied: How Sad. Too Bad. Your Dad....

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Sounds Women Make During S*x. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh God.

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Top3sweetest Sleep3slpng On Moms Lap Wen V R Tired2slpng On Beloved Person's Sholder When V R Sad1slpng Wid Opened Eyes Whn Our Teacher R Teach...

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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.

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Sania Mirza Started Playing At The Age Of 6. After That... Everything In Her Life Changed... Except. The Size Of Her Skirt. :-)

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!

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Announcement In University: The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them Anothr Anouncement After 20 Minutes: The 200 Students W...

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To My Studious Friend-exams May Come And Go,marks May Come And Go,but Once U Become Mad U Will Be Mad Forever,so Dont Study Much.

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Who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

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Experience And Stupidity Experience Is The Best Teacher But If U Let That Experience Teach You Again Its Stupidity... :)...

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Friendship Is Not History To Forget, Not Math To Calculate, Not Language' To Translate, It Is Only Chemistry That Reacts Between Hearts And Produce Chemical...

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2 Students Were Caught N***d.. Having S*x In A Classroom.. Janitor: Aha, You Are Violating School Rulesss....!!!! Boy: What Rulessssss???? Janitor: Paused An...

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Q. Why Do Men Pay More Than Women For Car Insurance? A. Because Women Don't Get Blow Jobs While They're Driving.

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Pappu: Excuse Me,but I Dont Think I Deserve A Mark Of 0 For Dis Exam Paper. Teacher: Neither Do I,but It Is Lowest Mark I Can Give ??

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What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend In The Same College Or School Where U Study ? . . . . . . . . . . 100 Attendance . . ....

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Height Of Max.insult: Man In A Romantic Mood To Women: I Want 2 B Part Of Ur Body Women: No Thanks!! I Have An Already 2 Holes..:)

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Bachelor : I Don't Want To Marry Bcos ,i Am Afraid Of All Women Married Man : Get Married Soon,then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Women And Start Loving The...

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In Chemistry Class Teacher Asked A Girl: What Are Nitrates? Girl Answered Shyly: Night Rates, They Are Costlier Than Day.

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Teacher : Peter Why Did U Bring Ur Cat 2 School 2day? Peter : (crying) I Heard My Father Telling My Mom I'm Going 2 Eat Ur Pus*y After The Kid Goes 2 School.!

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I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ... Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 B An Out-standing Student....

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Every Women Should Have Four Pets In Her Life , 1- A Mink In Her Closet . 2- A Jaguar In Her Gerage . 3- A Tiger In Her Bed . And 4- A Jackass Who Pays For...

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Beautiful Night Nice Breeze Calm Atmosphere But U R Reading My Sms! Cho Sweet....!! Go To Sleep.. Gud Night.. Sweet Dreams....

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Do U Know The Full-form Of College C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularly...

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Mom: Hw D H**l R U Pregnant? Girl: Dis Is Our Project In School Abt 'miracle Of Life' Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Girl: I Dnt Know, It's A Group Project.

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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Why Did The Lord Give Women Thrush?..... To Teach Them To Live With An Irritating C**t Before They Marry One!

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What Is It When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman? Sexual Harassment. What Is It When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man? $3.99 A Minute....

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Why Do Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged Marriage???? B'coz A Known Sucker Is Better Then An Unknown F****r...

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