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S*x N Shopping Have One Thing In Common: In Both The Cases, Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes N Women Want To Go On And On And On And On!

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of... S E X S - Smile E - Energy X - Xcitement So Make S E X A Daily Habit, And Youll Always B Sucsexful! In Life....

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. . Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example . Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)...

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A Friend Is Sweet When Its New... But It Is Sweeter When Its True! But U Know What? Its Sweetest When Its You.

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Gandhiji Never Had Underwear Under His Dhoti, Do U Know Y?becoz He Believed In Freedom Of Movement

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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What Do Women And Tiles Have In Common? If You Lay Them Right The First Time, You Can Walk All Over Them Forever!

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Husband Says To Wife In Honeymoon Husband: I Had Physical Relation With 20 Women Before Marriage. Wife:oooo It Was You Who Gave Me A False 500 Rupees Note....

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Teacher Teaching Algebra To Student A=b=c It Means A=c Sir Asked 2 Giv Exampl 4 It Student:sir I Luv U, U Luv Ur Daughter,it Means I Luv Ur Daughter...

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Why Did Heisenberg Never Had A Child??? Bcos When He Had Momentum He Could Not Locate The Position N When He Locate D Position He Lost D Momentum...heisenber...

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Ca Paper Has Been Leaked Out. Q) What Is The Capital Of France? On : Students Write Paris Is The Capital Of France Result Day: Students Failed Examiner Comm...

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Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of. Pappu: Life Imprisonment!

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi

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The Best Stock Investments You Can Make Are Condom Companies. They Are Bound To Go Up Eventually.

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Love Is Warm Love Is Confort That's Why Your're The Love Of My Life.happy Anniversary

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra Hard To Find Comfortable Supportive Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your Heart!...

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First Bench Students Are Intelligents,until The Last Bench Students Are Not Take Place In Any Event...................

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Rules 4 Students: 1. Never Make Noice In The Class B'coz Others R Sleeping. 2. Be Absent 2 Keep D Campus Clean. 3. Take Som Fruits 4 D Animals Sitting In D Staf...

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Happy Birthday To A Real Soccer Fan! And Remember...it's Ok To Touch The Cake With Your Hands!

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. Dad Whats Ur Result? . Son Ive Failed In 5 Subjects. . Dad From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. . . Son Oh Come On Dad! Its My School Test Not A Dna Test...

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Q:) Why Was The 2-piece Swimsuit Invented? . . . . A:) To Separate The Hairy Section From The Dairy Section.....

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Wats D Difference Between Secretary Personal Secretary?? . . . Secretary: Gud Morning Sir!! Personal Secretary: Enough Sir, It's Morning!!:)

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In Life Most People Help You When It Suits Them. But Very Few Help When It Suits You. Make Those Few Your Friends And Try To Be That Few For Many...! Gd Mrng

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. Mom: Why R U Pregnant? . Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life. . Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? . . Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group ...

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College Is About Making Mistakes You Cant Fix, Making Memories You Wont Remember, And Making Friends That Will Teach You More Than Any Professor Ever Could...

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Lady Inspector: Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down Against You Okay. Convict: Okay Then... Panties!!!

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies....

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Little Johnny In A Science Class, Learning About Gravity... Teacher : When You Throw Something Up.. Where Will It Go Next? Someone Shouted: Down! Johnny: ''n...

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Boys Pledge: India Is My Nation. All Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Occupation, Setting Is My Profession, In Between What D H**l Is Education.....

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I M Feeling So Happy, Do U Know Why? Cause I M So Lucky, Do U Know How? Cuz God Loves Me. Do U Know How? Cuz He Gave Me A Gift. Do U Know What? Its You My Love....

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Student Life Is Similar To Walking In A Park And The Park Is Similar To Jurassic Park :p

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One Lazy Son Tell His Parents That Today He Can Answer One Question Correctly. His Father Asks: What Is That Question? The Lazy Son: My Teacher Asked That Who...

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Sweet Fruits R Nice To Eat Sweet Words R Nice To Say But Sweet People R Really Hard To Find My Goodness, How The H**l Did You Manage To Find Me!...

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At Which Place Men And Women Have Curly Hairs? ? ? ? ? ? So Simple, West Indies Lolzz

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Teacher : If A=b And B=c, Then A=c, Anyone Can Give Me A Practical Example From Real Life? Student : Oh Sir, I Love You And You Love Your Daughter, Then I Love...

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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For Vip Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !:d!...

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Once Their Was A Mirror That Killed Everyone Who Lied. French : I Think I Don't Smoke(died) American : I Think I Love My Wife (died) Indian Engineering Student ...

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Johny To Teacher: Would You Punish Me For Some Thing I Didnt Do? Teacher: No, Of Course Not. Johny: Good, Because I Didnt Do My Homework.

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Sounds Women Make During S*x. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh God.

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