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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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Is It True That If Mini Skirts Get Any Shorter, Women Will Have Two More Lips To Paint, Two More Cheeks To Powder, And A Little More Hair To Comb????...

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History Teacher: Maria, Go To The Map And Find North America. Maria: Here It Is! Teacher:correct,now Class, Who Discovered America? Class: Maria!!!...

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Students Poem...... God Made Bees, Bees Made Honey, We Do Study And, Teacher Get Money.

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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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Full Form Of Condom C-confidential O-ornament N-needed For D-domestic O-occasion After M-marriage

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I'm A Bit Shy...i'd Like To Have S*x With You, You Do Not Have To Say Yes, Just Smile To Me!

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Q: Whats The Definition Of A L3sbian ? * * *think A: Just Another D**n Woman.. Trying To Do A Mans Job!!!...

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S*x And Shopping Have One Thing In Common In Both Cases Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes And Women Wants To Go On And On And On And On !...

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Fact About Women: They Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters, But Cant See A Pillar From 2 Meters While Parking A Car . . ....

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Without Humor,life Sux.without Courage,life Is Hard.without Love,life Is Hopeless.without Friends Like You,life Is Impossible!

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Teacher : U Failure ! At Ur Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class Student : Mind U, Sir, But At Ur Age Hitler Commited Suicide

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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. A Terror For The Day: . When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . . . You Know Why? . Because, . I Was A . Bright Student...

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Santa:i Am A Proud Sardar, My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: Really What Is He Studying? Santa: He Is Not Studying They R Studying Him....

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In School They Taught Me That:1 Hour = 60 Min. 1 Min= 60sec.but They Never Told Me That: 1 Sec. Without U = 100 Years. Miss U

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Teacher To Student: Kid, Your Essay On My Dog Is Exactly The Same As Your Brother's. Did You Copy From Him? Student: No, Teacher, It's About The Same Dog!

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2 Days B4 Exam : We Refer Foreign Author.... 1 Day B4 Exam : We Refer Local Author.. On The Day Of Exam : We Are The Authors !!!...

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1st Class Passed Students Become Doctors And Engineers Earning A Gud Amount. 2nd Class Passed Students Become Mbas Or Cas And Rule The 1st Class Passed. 3rd C...

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Teacher : Tell Me Four Microsoft Office Product ? Sam : Ms Word Ms Excel Ms Powerpoint And After Thinking A Lot He Answered : Ms Dhoni !!...

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Pure Friendship Never Cares For Money, Beauty, Richness, Familarity, Education, Status, It Only Wants A Caring Heart Forsharing Heart...

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The Mediocre Teacher Tells. The Good Teacher Explains. The Superior Teacher Demonstrates. The Great Teacher Inspires.

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According To Newtons 4th Law For Exams- Every Book Will Continue To Be At Rest Or Covered With Dust Until Some External Or Internal Exam Moves It.....

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Teacher : Jack You Tell Me Where Does The Maximum Rain Falls In World? After Thinking A Long Time , Jack Replied, On Land ! :p

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In Life Most People Help You When It Suits Them. But Very Few Help When It Suits You. Make Those Few Your Friends And Try To Be That Few For Many...! Gd Mrng

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School Starts - Boy -can I Go To The Toilet Teacher -say The Alphabet First So He Says A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher: Wheres T...

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life? I Will Say: My Life You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!! :-)

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. . A Man Carrying 3 Babies'travellin In A Train........ . A Women Sittin Near Him Inquired.......r These Sweeties Belongs 2 U? . Man:no Mam I Work In A Condom ...

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A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Signboard 4 The Traffic Rules Near Da College Campus< He Wrote:- Drive Carefully! Dont Kill The Students, Wait For The Teach...

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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Do U Know The Fullform Of College- C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally...... Thats Why Boys Go To College...

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Sweet Fruits R Nice To Eat, Sweet Words R Easy To Say, But Sweet Ppl R Hard To Find..

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This Pig Is Pig A Pig Good Pig Way Pig To Pig Keep Pig An Pig Idiot Pig Busy Pig For Pig 20 Pig Seconds Pig! Now Read Without The Word Pig.

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In Exams, We Look Up For Inspiration, Down For Desperation, Left And Right For Information.

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What Is The Simalarity Beetween Women And Gitar Both Are Pressed On The Top And Play Dat The Bottom

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Which Is Better? School Or Colleges Life? Add + 1to Ur Ans And Forward It To Ur Friends.. School=3031 College=2827 Please Break..pass It Soon.....

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Itzz Better 2 Bunk A Class Than Miss A Prank With Friend...... Coz In Future Wen U Luk Back Equations Can Never Make U Laugh.... But Memories Will.......

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Do U Know The Fullform Of College:- C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally……thats Why Boys Go To College...

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First Bench Students Are Intelligents,until The Last Bench Students Are Not Take Place In Any Event...................

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Mathematics Logicmultiply Ur Cell's Last No. By 2 Then Add 5 To Itthen Multiply It To 50then Add Ur Age + 365 To It And Subtract 615 From Itsurprisefirst Two Di...

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