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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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I Climbed The Door And Opened The Stairs I Said My Pajamas And Put On My Prayers Then Turned Off My Bed And Crawled Into The Light All Because You Kissed Me Goo...

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Because It Lost His Most Beautifull Angel...!

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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Beautiful Words Said By A Boy To His Lover..... The Next Gal I Will Ever Love On Earth Will Be..... Our Daughter....

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I Want To Be The One You're Waiting For Not The One Waiting For You..

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Islam Is Means Peace And Love And Enjoy Life We Chare Every Thing Between As That's Whay I Am Muslim

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Emoti0nal Sentence By A Friend,, The L0ngest Distance 0n Earth Isn't Fr0m N0rth T0 S0uth, It's When I Stand Infr0nt 0f Y0u Y0u Ign0re Me..!! Happy Friends...

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Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock.

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Frndship Is Not About Finding Similarities Its Abt Respecting Differences U R Not My Frnd Coz U R Like Me But Coz I Accept U D Way U R.

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Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two... Moral : Express Smart Ideas , Smartly .....

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I Asked An Angel 2 Watch Over U, But She Back Sooner Than Expected! I Asked Y? She Said An Angel Doesnt Need 2 Watch Over An Angel!

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing.2 Cups Of Caring.3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ So...

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My Silence Doesn't Mean I Hav 4goten U Ur Disapearance Doesn't Mean I Don't Care Abt U U Wil Remain In My Heart 4evr As My Sweet Frnd.....

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Can't Live Without Seeing You For A One Whole Day Otherwise I'll Be Mad Having To Live This Way. You Are So Beautiful That You Shine And I Want You To Be All Mi...

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Girl: Mom Momi Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! . Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? . Mom: Nobut . . . . It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Father To Son: If U Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Dont Call Me Dad... Son: Ok Dad After Some Days...... Father: How Is Ur Result? Son: Sorry Mr. David.....

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God Saw Me Hungry He Created Pizza He Saw Me Thirsty He Created Pesi He Saw Me In Dark He Created Light And He Saw Me Without Girl Friend He Created U Now I...

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu!! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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On Their Wedding Night, Boy : Honey, Are You Sure This Is Your First Night? Girl : Yes Darling...it....it Was My First Time... At Night.. Boy : ...............

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... . It Is Just A Formality, . Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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I Jst Wanna Say.... Thank You For Always Be There For Me....

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It's Still The Start Of A New Day... But Then You're There... Completing It Already... :)...

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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The Sun The Moon, The Stars The Flowers The Birds, The Trees The Rain The Rivers And The Rainbow Make Me Remember You.. I'm Here Counting Every Second Waiti...

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I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong Cause Im Damaged, ...

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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