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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life.. Slowly Into Our Mind.. At 1st, We Never Care Who They R.. Later Without Them, We Dont Knw Who We Are.

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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Emoti0nal Sentence By A Friend,, The L0ngest Distance 0n Earth Isn't Fr0m N0rth T0 S0uth, It's When I Stand Infr0nt 0f Y0u Y0u Ign0re Me..!! Happy Friends...

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems.' Shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart

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Islam Is Means Peace And Love And Enjoy Life We Chare Every Thing Between As That's Whay I Am Muslim

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It Takes A Strong Heart To Love. It Takes A Stronger Heart To Continue To Love After It Has Been Hurt....

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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Facts Of Life-- Love Doesn't Start In The Morning N Doesn't End In The Evening.. It Starts When U Don't Need It N Does End When U Need It The Most.....

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... . It Is Just A Formality, . Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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Beautiful Words Said By A Boy To His Lover..... The Next Gal I Will Ever Love On Earth Will Be..... Our Daughter....

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Life Is Paper But Love Is Ink,heart Is Medium That Makes Link,cloud Is Black But Sky Is Blue,every Thing May False But Friendship Is True.

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I Have Friends They Care For Me But Their Too Busy With Their Lives Am I Selfish?

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I Climbed The Door And Opened The Stairs I Said My Pajamas And Put On My Prayers Then Turned Off My Bed And Crawled Into The Light All Because You Kissed Me Goo...

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My Silence Doesn't Mean I Hav 4goten U Ur Disapearance Doesn't Mean I Don't Care Abt U U Wil Remain In My Heart 4evr As My Sweet Frnd.....

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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Boy. Hey You Girl. Who Me Boy. Yeah You Listen. Being Emo Doesnt Mean I Dont Have A Heart, It Means I Have A Heart But I Dont Want It Becuse There Is No On...

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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*an Emo Guy Walks Into A Crowded Mcd. Cashier : Yes,may I Take Your Order Sir? Emo Guy : One Set Of Happy Meal. *suddenly The Room Falls Silent And It Become...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p...

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Wen The Lights Fade Away, The Moon Begans To Shine. Alone It Waits In The Vast Gloomy Sky. Is It In A Search For A Friend? Then A Friend Its Will Find, When The...

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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If Ur Friendship Be Money, I'll Be Richest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Pounds, I'll Be Heaviest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Luv, I'll Be Luckiest

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I Jst Wanna Say.... Thank You For Always Be There For Me....

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A Sad Thing In Life Is That Sometimes You Meet Someone Who Means A Lot To You Only To Find Out In The End That It Was Never Bound To Be And You Just Have To Let...

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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I Wish Woman Like Money That We Can Change Them . Take 40 Years Old Give Two 20 Years Old .

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Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle....

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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If God Would Have Created Something More Beautiful Than You He Would Have Kept It To Himself.

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