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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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Life Is Paper But Love Is Ink,heart Is Medium That Makes Link,cloud Is Black But Sky Is Blue,every Thing May False But Friendship Is True.

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A Sad Thing In Life Is That Sometimes You Meet Someone Who Means A Lot To You Only To Find Out In The End That It Was Never Bound To Be And You Just Have To Let...

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If Ur Friendship Be Money, I'll Be Richest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Pounds, I'll Be Heaviest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Luv, I'll Be Luckiest

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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Islam Is Means Peace And Love And Enjoy Life We Chare Every Thing Between As That's Whay I Am Muslim

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I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces ...n Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A F L I R T =p Xd Dedicated Ti Al...

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Because It Lost His Most Beautifull Angel...!

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems.' Shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart

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I Jst Wanna Say.... Thank You For Always Be There For Me....

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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Love Is Unstoppable, Love Is Emotional, Love Is Unimaginable, Love Is Desire, Love Is Destiny, Love Is Joy, But Frndship Is 1 More Than Love......

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p...

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I Asked An Angel 2 Watch Over U, But She Back Sooner Than Expected! I Asked Y? She Said An Angel Doesnt Need 2 Watch Over An Angel!

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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I Wish Woman Like Money That We Can Change Them . Take 40 Years Old Give Two 20 Years Old .

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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On Their Wedding Night, Boy : Honey, Are You Sure This Is Your First Night? Girl : Yes Darling...it....it Was My First Time... At Night.. Boy : ...............

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It Takes A Strong Heart To Love. It Takes A Stronger Heart To Continue To Love After It Has Been Hurt....

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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An Award Winning Ad By Durex Condo**: . . To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products, . . Happy Fathers Day

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It's Still The Start Of A New Day... But Then You're There... Completing It Already... :)...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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Superb Lines By A Lonely Boy- I Can Always Take Care Of Myself... But Still, I Want To Meet The Girl Who Can Prove Me That I Can't !!...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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I Have Friends They Care For Me But Their Too Busy With Their Lives Am I Selfish?

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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Moon Can Change Its Shape But Sun Can Never. Truth Of Life Can Change But Death Can Never. U Can Forget Me, But I Can't Forget U Ever.

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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I Want To Be The One You're Waiting For Not The One Waiting For You..

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Wen The Lights Fade Away, The Moon Begans To Shine. Alone It Waits In The Vast Gloomy Sky. Is It In A Search For A Friend? Then A Friend Its Will Find, When The...

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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