Emo Messages

*an Emo Guy Walks Into A Crowded Mcd. Cashier : Yes,may I Take Your Order Sir? Emo Guy : One Set Of Happy Meal. *suddenly The Room Falls Silent And It Become...

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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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15 There Is A Gift That Gold Cannot Buy A Blessing Dats Rare True.dats D Gift Of A Wonderful Friend Like D Friend Dat I Have In U!

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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Islam Is Means Peace And Love And Enjoy Life We Chare Every Thing Between As That's Whay I Am Muslim

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces ...n Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A F L I R T =p Xd Dedicated Ti Al...

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Beautiful Words Said By A Boy To His Lover..... The Next Gal I Will Ever Love On Earth Will Be..... Our Daughter....

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A Sad Thing In Life Is That Sometimes You Meet Someone Who Means A Lot To You Only To Find Out In The End That It Was Never Bound To Be And You Just Have To Let...

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I Want To Share Everything With You, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments, Every Single Second Of The Day. Do Your Feet Never Hurt ???? ... You Are Wondering Around...

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Facts Of Life-- Love Doesn't Start In The Morning N Doesn't End In The Evening.. It Starts When U Don't Need It N Does End When U Need It The Most.....

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My Silence Doesn't Mean I Hav 4goten U Ur Disapearance Doesn't Mean I Don't Care Abt U U Wil Remain In My Heart 4evr As My Sweet Frnd.....

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Wen The Lights Fade Away, The Moon Begans To Shine. Alone It Waits In The Vast Gloomy Sky. Is It In A Search For A Friend? Then A Friend Its Will Find, When The...

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... . It Is Just A Formality, . Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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The Sun The Moon, The Stars The Flowers The Birds, The Trees The Rain The Rivers And The Rainbow Make Me Remember You.. I'm Here Counting Every Second Waiti...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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Girl: Mom Momi Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! . Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? . Mom: Nobut . . . . It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle....

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Life Is Paper But Love Is Ink,heart Is Medium That Makes Link,cloud Is Black But Sky Is Blue,every Thing May False But Friendship Is True.

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I Wish Woman Like Money That We Can Change Them . Take 40 Years Old Give Two 20 Years Old .

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Frndship Is Not About Finding Similarities Its Abt Respecting Differences U R Not My Frnd Coz U R Like Me But Coz I Accept U D Way U R.

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing.2 Cups Of Caring.3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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I Jst Wanna Say.... Thank You For Always Be There For Me....

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I Have Friends They Care For Me But Their Too Busy With Their Lives Am I Selfish?

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock.

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An Award Winning Ad By Durex Condo**: . . To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products, . . Happy Fathers Day

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Father To Son: If U Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Dont Call Me Dad... Son: Ok Dad After Some Days...... Father: How Is Ur Result? Son: Sorry Mr. David.....

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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