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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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I Wish Woman Like Money That We Can Change Them . Take 40 Years Old Give Two 20 Years Old .

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle....

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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In My Dream : V Climbd 2gthr 2 Heavn On D Way, I Ws Tird, U Carried Me On Ur Back. Wen V Reachd D Gate, God Cald Me C*m My Child , Leave Ur Donkey Outsi...

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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Facts Of Life-- Love Doesn't Start In The Morning N Doesn't End In The Evening.. It Starts When U Don't Need It N Does End When U Need It The Most.....

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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu!! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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If Loving You Is Wrong,then I Don't Wanna Be Right.my Love For You Is Strong And Brighter Than Any Light.the Way We Must Go Is Long,but We'll Win Every Fight.

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A Sad Thing In Life Is That Sometimes You Meet Someone Who Means A Lot To You Only To Find Out In The End That It Was Never Bound To Be And You Just Have To Let...

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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Love Is Unstoppable, Love Is Emotional, Love Is Unimaginable, Love Is Desire, Love Is Destiny, Love Is Joy, But Frndship Is 1 More Than Love......

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Can't Live Without Seeing You For A One Whole Day Otherwise I'll Be Mad Having To Live This Way. You Are So Beautiful That You Shine And I Want You To Be All Mi...

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I Want To Be The One You're Waiting For Not The One Waiting For You..

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing.2 Cups Of Caring.3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Because It Lost His Most Beautifull Angel...!

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My Best Of Best Frnds... 1. My Pillow 2.my Bathroom Mirror..... Dey R Alwayz There Wen I'm Crying Nd Hearing My Boring Stories......

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I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong Cause Im Damaged, ...

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Beautiful Words Said By A Boy To His Lover..... The Next Gal I Will Ever Love On Earth Will Be..... Our Daughter....

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Girl: Mom Momi Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! . Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? . Mom: Nobut . . . . It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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Meaning Of Husband Wife.. Wwonderful Iitem Ffor Eentertainment Hhandsome Uuseful Ssmart Bbut Aat Nnight Ddangerous...

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ So...

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My Silence Doesn't Mean I Hav 4goten U Ur Disapearance Doesn't Mean I Don't Care Abt U U Wil Remain In My Heart 4evr As My Sweet Frnd.....

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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