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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu!! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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It Takes A Strong Heart To Love. It Takes A Stronger Heart To Continue To Love After It Has Been Hurt....

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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I Want To Share Everything With You, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments, Every Single Second Of The Day. Do Your Feet Never Hurt ???? ... You Are Wondering Around...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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Moon Can Change Its Shape But Sun Can Never. Truth Of Life Can Change But Death Can Never. U Can Forget Me, But I Can't Forget U Ever.

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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Wen The Lights Fade Away, The Moon Begans To Shine. Alone It Waits In The Vast Gloomy Sky. Is It In A Search For A Friend? Then A Friend Its Will Find, When The...

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Father To Son: If U Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Dont Call Me Dad... Son: Ok Dad After Some Days...... Father: How Is Ur Result? Son: Sorry Mr. David.....

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing.2 Cups Of Caring.3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.

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I Asked An Angel 2 Watch Over U, But She Back Sooner Than Expected! I Asked Y? She Said An Angel Doesnt Need 2 Watch Over An Angel!

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The Sun The Moon, The Stars The Flowers The Birds, The Trees The Rain The Rivers And The Rainbow Make Me Remember You.. I'm Here Counting Every Second Waiti...

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life.. Slowly Into Our Mind.. At 1st, We Never Care Who They R.. Later Without Them, We Dont Knw Who We Are.

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Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle....

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If Loving You Is Wrong,then I Don't Wanna Be Right.my Love For You Is Strong And Brighter Than Any Light.the Way We Must Go Is Long,but We'll Win Every Fight.

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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I Wish Woman Like Money That We Can Change Them . Take 40 Years Old Give Two 20 Years Old .

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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I Have Friends They Care For Me But Their Too Busy With Their Lives Am I Selfish?

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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My Best Of Best Frnds... 1. My Pillow 2.my Bathroom Mirror..... Dey R Alwayz There Wen I'm Crying Nd Hearing My Boring Stories......

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p...

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems.' Shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart

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Superb Lines By A Lonely Boy- I Can Always Take Care Of Myself... But Still, I Want To Meet The Girl Who Can Prove Me That I Can't !!...

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If Ur Friendship Be Money, I'll Be Richest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Pounds, I'll Be Heaviest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Luv, I'll Be Luckiest

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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Frndship Is Not About Finding Similarities Its Abt Respecting Differences U R Not My Frnd Coz U R Like Me But Coz I Accept U D Way U R.

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15 There Is A Gift That Gold Cannot Buy A Blessing Dats Rare True.dats D Gift Of A Wonderful Friend Like D Friend Dat I Have In U!

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ So...

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