Emo Messages

If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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Girl: Mom Momi Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! . Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? . Mom: Nobut . . . . It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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In My Dream : V Climbd 2gthr 2 Heavn On D Way, I Ws Tird, U Carried Me On Ur Back. Wen V Reachd D Gate, God Cald Me C*m My Child , Leave Ur Donkey Outsi...

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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Father To Son: If U Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Dont Call Me Dad... Son: Ok Dad After Some Days...... Father: How Is Ur Result? Son: Sorry Mr. David.....

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It's Still The Start Of A New Day... But Then You're There... Completing It Already... :)...

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Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle....

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Love Is Unstoppable, Love Is Emotional, Love Is Unimaginable, Love Is Desire, Love Is Destiny, Love Is Joy, But Frndship Is 1 More Than Love......

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I Want To Be The One You're Waiting For Not The One Waiting For You..

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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...

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On Their Wedding Night, Boy : Honey, Are You Sure This Is Your First Night? Girl : Yes Darling...it....it Was My First Time... At Night.. Boy : ...............

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*an Emo Guy Walks Into A Crowded Mcd. Cashier : Yes,may I Take Your Order Sir? Emo Guy : One Set Of Happy Meal. *suddenly The Room Falls Silent And It Become...

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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I Have Friends They Care For Me But Their Too Busy With Their Lives Am I Selfish?

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If Loving You Is Wrong,then I Don't Wanna Be Right.my Love For You Is Strong And Brighter Than Any Light.the Way We Must Go Is Long,but We'll Win Every Fight.

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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The Sun The Moon, The Stars The Flowers The Birds, The Trees The Rain The Rivers And The Rainbow Make Me Remember You.. I'm Here Counting Every Second Waiti...

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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Emoti0nal Sentence By A Friend,, The L0ngest Distance 0n Earth Isn't Fr0m N0rth T0 S0uth, It's When I Stand Infr0nt 0f Y0u Y0u Ign0re Me..!! Happy Friends...

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Meaning Of Husband Wife.. Wwonderful Iitem Ffor Eentertainment Hhandsome Uuseful Ssmart Bbut Aat Nnight Ddangerous...

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I Want To Share Everything With You, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments, Every Single Second Of The Day. Do Your Feet Never Hurt ???? ... You Are Wondering Around...

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God Saw Me Hungry He Created Pizza He Saw Me Thirsty He Created Pesi He Saw Me In Dark He Created Light And He Saw Me Without Girl Friend He Created U Now I...

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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Islam Is Means Peace And Love And Enjoy Life We Chare Every Thing Between As That's Whay I Am Muslim

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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Frndship Is Not About Finding Similarities Its Abt Respecting Differences U R Not My Frnd Coz U R Like Me But Coz I Accept U D Way U R.

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life.. Slowly Into Our Mind.. At 1st, We Never Care Who They R.. Later Without Them, We Dont Knw Who We Are.

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Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two... Moral : Express Smart Ideas , Smartly .....

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces ...n Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A F L I R T =p Xd Dedicated Ti Al...

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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