Emo Messages

*an Emo Guy Walks Into A Crowded Mcd. Cashier : Yes,may I Take Your Order Sir? Emo Guy : One Set Of Happy Meal. *suddenly The Room Falls Silent And It Become...

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If Ur Friendship Be Money, I'll Be Richest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Pounds, I'll Be Heaviest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Luv, I'll Be Luckiest

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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I Jst Wanna Say.... Thank You For Always Be There For Me....

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Facts Of Life-- Love Doesn't Start In The Morning N Doesn't End In The Evening.. It Starts When U Don't Need It N Does End When U Need It The Most.....

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Because It Lost His Most Beautifull Angel...!

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... . It Is Just A Formality, . Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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My Silence Doesn't Mean I Hav 4goten U Ur Disapearance Doesn't Mean I Don't Care Abt U U Wil Remain In My Heart 4evr As My Sweet Frnd.....

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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I Have Friends They Care For Me But Their Too Busy With Their Lives Am I Selfish?

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A Sad Thing In Life Is That Sometimes You Meet Someone Who Means A Lot To You Only To Find Out In The End That It Was Never Bound To Be And You Just Have To Let...

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God Saw Me Hungry He Created Pizza He Saw Me Thirsty He Created Pesi He Saw Me In Dark He Created Light And He Saw Me Without Girl Friend He Created U Now I...

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Meaning Of Husband Wife.. Wwonderful Iitem Ffor Eentertainment Hhandsome Uuseful Ssmart Bbut Aat Nnight Ddangerous...

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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I Want To Be The One You're Waiting For Not The One Waiting For You..

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing.2 Cups Of Caring.3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.

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I Climbed The Door And Opened The Stairs I Said My Pajamas And Put On My Prayers Then Turned Off My Bed And Crawled Into The Light All Because You Kissed Me Goo...

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An Award Winning Ad By Durex Condo**: . . To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products, . . Happy Fathers Day

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock.

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu!! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Moon Can Change Its Shape But Sun Can Never. Truth Of Life Can Change But Death Can Never. U Can Forget Me, But I Can't Forget U Ever.

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It Takes A Strong Heart To Love. It Takes A Stronger Heart To Continue To Love After It Has Been Hurt....

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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The Sun The Moon, The Stars The Flowers The Birds, The Trees The Rain The Rivers And The Rainbow Make Me Remember You.. I'm Here Counting Every Second Waiti...

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems.' Shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart

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Emoti0nal Sentence By A Friend,, The L0ngest Distance 0n Earth Isn't Fr0m N0rth T0 S0uth, It's When I Stand Infr0nt 0f Y0u Y0u Ign0re Me..!! Happy Friends...

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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