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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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*an Emo Guy Walks Into A Crowded Mcd. Cashier : Yes,may I Take Your Order Sir? Emo Guy : One Set Of Happy Meal. *suddenly The Room Falls Silent And It Become...

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... . It Is Just A Formality, . Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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My Silence Doesn't Mean I Hav 4goten U Ur Disapearance Doesn't Mean I Don't Care Abt U U Wil Remain In My Heart 4evr As My Sweet Frnd.....

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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Wen The Lights Fade Away, The Moon Begans To Shine. Alone It Waits In The Vast Gloomy Sky. Is It In A Search For A Friend? Then A Friend Its Will Find, When The...

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Beautiful Words Said By A Boy To His Lover..... The Next Gal I Will Ever Love On Earth Will Be..... Our Daughter....

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I Want To Share Everything With You, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments, Every Single Second Of The Day. Do Your Feet Never Hurt ???? ... You Are Wondering Around...

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two... Moral : Express Smart Ideas , Smartly .....

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Love Is Unstoppable, Love Is Emotional, Love Is Unimaginable, Love Is Desire, Love Is Destiny, Love Is Joy, But Frndship Is 1 More Than Love......

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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If Loving You Is Wrong,then I Don't Wanna Be Right.my Love For You Is Strong And Brighter Than Any Light.the Way We Must Go Is Long,but We'll Win Every Fight.

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Propose Tip: U Can Fall From D Sky U Can Fall From A Tree But D Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me.

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The Sun The Moon, The Stars The Flowers The Birds, The Trees The Rain The Rivers And The Rainbow Make Me Remember You.. I'm Here Counting Every Second Waiti...

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Frndship Is Not About Finding Similarities Its Abt Respecting Differences U R Not My Frnd Coz U R Like Me But Coz I Accept U D Way U R.

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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I Wish Woman Like Money That We Can Change Them . Take 40 Years Old Give Two 20 Years Old .

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Friend Are Few, I Close My Eyes And Tink Of U, A Silent Nite, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish,dat U Were Here!

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Girl: Mom Momi Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! . Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? . Mom: Nobut . . . . It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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If Ur Friendship Be Money, I'll Be Richest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Pounds, I'll Be Heaviest Man. If Ur Friendship Be Luv, I'll Be Luckiest

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu!! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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My Best Of Best Frnds... 1. My Pillow 2.my Bathroom Mirror..... Dey R Alwayz There Wen I'm Crying Nd Hearing My Boring Stories......

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Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock.

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems.' Shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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I Asked An Angel 2 Watch Over U, But She Back Sooner Than Expected! I Asked Y? She Said An Angel Doesnt Need 2 Watch Over An Angel!

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Emoti0nal Sentence By A Friend,, The L0ngest Distance 0n Earth Isn't Fr0m N0rth T0 S0uth, It's When I Stand Infr0nt 0f Y0u Y0u Ign0re Me..!! Happy Friends...

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Boy. Hey You Girl. Who Me Boy. Yeah You Listen. Being Emo Doesnt Mean I Dont Have A Heart, It Means I Have A Heart But I Dont Want It Becuse There Is No On...

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