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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Cal...

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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A Quality Engineer Married An Average Girl. After 2 Years Of Tough Life With Her, Finally Engineer Got Angry And Send A Note To Father-in-law Stating That You...

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Future Of Engineers: Extc: Radio Repair Comp/it: Typing Master Mech: Cycle Tube Puncture Elec: Fan Mixer Repair And... Civil: Gutter Cleaning.. :p

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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..... ...... ..girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I...

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Theory Is When We Know Smthng But It Dont Works.......................... Practical Is When Smthng Works But We Dont Know Why............................ We Eng...

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Two Sperms Talking To Each Other The First Say When I Develop I Will Become A Doctor, The Second Says When I Develop I'll Be An Engineer For Sure. The Man Goes ...

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4 Saal,8 Ladai(sem)40 Dushman(paper)32 Tanks(lab)64 Grand(ext & Int)16 Goli(mid Sem)aur 1 Akela Janbaaz...be Proud 2 Be An Engineer....

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tarikh

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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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H=- Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearing In Between Their Legs To Reduce Fr...

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Dr. Santa And Engineer Banta Loved Same Girl. Er. Bsnta Started Giving An Apple 2 D Girl Everyday. Dr. Santa: Why? Er. Banta: An Apple A Day Keeps D Doctor Away...

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U Can B Dr Save Life Lawyer Defend Life Soldier Protect Life But Y2 Play Wid Others Life Just B An Engineer Screwup Ur Own Life -)...

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From Ragging To Being Seniors, From Strangers To Being Friends, From Having Crush To Being Lovers, From Having Fun To Being Responsible, From Joys To Tears, Thi...

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Why Do Boy Runs Fast Then Girl? Think Think As Engineer Becoz Boys Have Ball Bearing B/w Their Leg To Reduce Friction.

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Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 Are Engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He Didnt Study Became A Barber. Friend: Why Dont You Throw Him Out? Man: He Is The Only One Who Earns......

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A Software Engineer Was Smoking In Office. Girl Says, Cant You See The Warning? Smoking Is Injurious To Health The Engineer Says........ ... Any Guesses !...

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect.. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject.. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tari...

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After Scoring 40 Kumble Raises Bat.....! Sachin Asks Its Not 50 Nor 100 Y R U Raising Ur Bat? Kumble Answered Only Engineer Knows The Value Of Scoring 40....

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R U Emotionally Numb..? Creatively Challenged..? Artistically Void..? Socially Outcast..? Financially Zero..? Congratulations.. . . U R An Engineer..!...

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Position Of An Engineer: Father Scolds U, Mother Consoles U, Sister Freaks At U, Relations Laugh At U, At Last, To The Extent After The Degree, Company Says,...

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4 Saal, 8 Ladai(sem) 40 Dushman(paper) 32 Tanks(lab) 64 Grand(ext & Int) 16 Goli(mid Sem) Aur 1 Akela Janbaaz... Be Proud 2 Be An Engineer..

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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...

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1980:enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me:yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga.

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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I Failed In Some Subjects And My Friend Passed In All... Now He Is Engineer In Microsoft Compony And I M The Owner Of Microsoft.....bill Gates Accordig To Rea...

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Real Fact Of Millennium Whenever U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore, It''ll Surely Hit . . . A Dog Or An Engineer....!!!!!...

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Fact Of Millennium Whnevr U Throw A Stone In D Streets Of Chennai Or Banglore,it'll Surely Hita Dog...or..an Engineer!

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