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Krish Came Running To Kitchen, Krish: Dad,there Is An Ugly Monster At Door. Dad (looking At His Wife):tell Her We Have Already Got One!

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The 1st Ever A1 English Shayary.... Lipsticks Are Girls Beuty... Wah...! Wah....! Lipsticks Are Girls Beuty.. Testing Them Is Boys Duty.......

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From Home To Home And Heart To Heart, From One Place To Another, The Warmth And Joy Of Christmas, Brings Us Closer To Each Other.

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Krish's Father:should I Buy Tickets To My Children. Conductor: Yes Only If They Are Above 8. Krish's Father:thank God I Have Only 6 Children...

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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Who Said English Is Easy???fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid....

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In 1oo Mtr Race,it Was Announced 1 2 3 Start All Started Running Except Krish. Coach:why Are You Still Waiting? Krish:my No Is 4

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Q. Why Was The Washing Machine Laughing? A. Because It Was Taking The Piss Out The Underpants :-d

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Waiter :would You Like Your Coffee Black? Krish: What Other Colors Do You Have ?

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Krish:daddy,4+3 How Much? Dad: Idiot,you Don't Know Anything? Go And Bring Calculator From Inside. I Will Teach.

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Who Said English Is Easy Fill This Blank With Yes Or No? 1. __ I Don't Have A Brain. 2. __i Dont Have Sense. 3. __i Am Stupid....

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English_shayari If I'm Dog Nd You Are Flower (wah!wah!)if I'm Dog Nd You Are Flower.i Wil Lift My Leg Nd Give Youshower,,ha.. Ha. Haa...

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Judge: Dont You Have Shame? It Is 3rd Time You Are Coming To Court. Thief To Judge: You Are Comng Daily, Don't You Have Shame?

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How Do College Professor Speaks Desi English: 1.dont Talk In Front Of My Back. 2.both You 3 Get Out Of The Class. 3.take 5cm Long Copper Wire Of Any Length. 4.b...

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Never Pray For An Easier Life, Pray To Be A Stronger Person. Never Pray For Tasks Equal To Your Power But For Power Equal To Conquer Your Tasks!

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Teacher: Tell Me Krish, How Do You Like School? Krish: Closed !..

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Krish:pepole Consider Me As God. Sam: How Do U Know ? Krish:when I Went To Park Today,evrybody Said,o God ! You Have Came Again

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Krish: Oh! I Went To Theatre Yestrday. One Man Cut Other Man. . Jack: In Which Theatre? . . Krish: Operation Theatre.

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Teacher: I Killed A Person, Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense,krish: Krish: The Future Tense Is, You Will Go To Jail !

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We Will Never Die Becouse We Are United!

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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A Man Asked To Sardar Ji About His Paper Of English.. Sardar Said:paper Was Alright, But I Forgot 3rd Form Of Think, Then I Thought N Thought N Thought And I W...

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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out, What To Do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Three Grand Essentials To Happiness In This Life Are Something To Do, Something To Love, And Something To Hope For. Gud Morning!

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Who Said English Is Easy,fill This Blanks With Yes Or No.// 1.____ I Dont Have Brain. 2.____ I Dont Have Sense 3._____ I Am Stupid....

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Krish Goes To Interview. Manager : What Is Your Place Of Birth? Krish: Thiruvananthpuram Manager :spell It? Krish: No..no..its Goa...!...

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To Find What You Seek In The, Road Of Life, The Best Proverb Of All Is That Which Says: Leave No Stone Unturned

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Hi! This Is Your Boyfriend Speeking,please Speek To On Proper English.

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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Krish Visits Mysore Palace. Guide: Please Don't Sit Their,this Is Tipu Sultan's Chair. Krish: Dont Worry, I Will Get Up Wen He Comes.

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Please Check.. My English.. . . Ab Cd Ef Gh Ij Kl Mn Op Qr St V W Xyz.. Did I Miss Anything??? Yes, I Miss U ......

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One May Have A Blazing Hearth In One’s Soul And Yet No One Ever Come To Sit By It. Passers-by See Only A Wisp Of Smoke From The Chimney And Continue On The W...

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Frenship Is Crosd Cheque Of Rs.happy/- When U Feel Upset N Alone, Withdraw From My A/c. When U R 2 Happy, Depost In My Heart. Happy Friendship Day...

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First Guy (proudly): My Wife's An Angel! Second Guy: You're Lucky, Mine's Still Alive.

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May This Christmas End The Present Year On A Cheerful Note And Make Way For A Fresh And Bright New Year. Here’s Wishing You A Merry Christmas

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In English U R A Flower. In Sanskrit .....pushp In Arabic.........zuhra In Urdu,...gul . . . . Dont B So Happy,,,,,,,,,coz In Hindi, U R A Fool!!!!...

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Small Love Story: A Man Proposed To A Girl. She Smiled But . . . . . . . . No Teeth!.../ -he Died

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A Super Comedy . Teacher: Which Is Ur Favourite Dish? . Krish: Tata Sky !

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The Sun Me Waiting To See Your Beautyful Smile. So, Get Up Fast, Brush Ur Teeth Then Say E....hi.......hi.... I Know U R Thinking Where R The Sunram's. We R...

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Profesor:define Seminar...? Krish: Seminar Is Defined As Process In Wich 1 Person Spoils His Sleep For One Night In An Effort To Make Others 2 Sleep.....

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