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Always Find Time To Spend With Closer Person Even If You Are Busy... Because__ One Day You Will Have Time But.... Not Your Lovable Person With You_____...

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S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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...................................... What U Think ?? . . . . . . . . Hey Stop Now I Am Making Fun Of U Heheh !!!...

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S*x Is Like Math. You Add The Bed Subtract The Clothes Divide The Legs And Multipy

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If U Don't Mind If U Don't Feel Bad If Don't Hesitate Please..... . Give Me A K Ki Kis Kiss Kiss........ Kissan Jam Bottle Just Rs.22.50 Only. Soon.....

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Friendship Just 1 Word, It Takes 1second To Read, 1 Minute To Think, 1 Hour To Explain, 1 Day To Feel, 1 Week To Demonstrate And 1 Complete Life To Prove....

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There Are 4 Ways To Enjoy Love : 1. Hand In Hand 2. That In Hand. 3. Hand In That. 4. That In That. Now Dont Ask Me What Is That !!!!lol...

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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I Talk To Myself Because I Like Dealing With A Better Class Of People.

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A Boy Goes To Buy A Helmet With Girl Friend....she Says .... U Hav Nothing In Ur Head ....then Y R U Buying A Helmet....? Boy Replies.....yesterday U Purchase...

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Hello.....!this Is Rajesh. Enjoy 2dy.don't Think Abt Pst $feature.beacuse We Don't Know That We Will See Tomorrow Ya Not. So Let's Enojy.

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If U R Stressed, You'll Get Pimples.. If U Cry,u'll Get Wrinkles.. So, Y Don't U Smile Get Dimples?

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think.......

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Enjoy Life With Me,if You Can.....be My Best Friends If You Can...just Trust On Me If Your Heart Say,s Thats You Can... Because I Am The Person Which You Never...

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Q: Wat Did Gangster's Son Tell His Dad Wen He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hrs But I Never Told Them Anything...

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Don't Be So Open-minded Your Brains Fall Out.

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Thought For Life We All Love To Spend Lots Of Money For Buying New Clothes... But Never We Realise That Best Times Are Enjoyed Without Clothes.....think Over ...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Dont Need It And Your Enemies Wont Believe It

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Dear Santa . . . . . I Can Explain.. .

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Hello.....!this Is Rajesh. Enjoy 2dy.don't Think Abt Pst $feature.beacuse We Don't Know That We Will See Tomorrow Ya Not. So Let's Enojy.

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A Smile Makes Us Look Younger, While Prayers Make Us Feel Stronger , And Frnds.. ?? They Make Us Enjoy Life 4ever. . . . .

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Life Can Be Hard And Not Always Fun. But As Night Brings Dark, Morning Brings Sun. When Life Gets Tough And No One Seems To Care. Give Me A Call Becoz I'll Al...

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Perfect People Come Together....... It Is When Two Imperfect People Learn 2 Enjoy Each Other Differences Happy Friendship Day

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********true F'ship Is A Plant Of Slow Growth And............... Must Undergo And Withstand The Shocks Of Adversity Before It Is Entitled To The Appellation****...

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'if People Are Trying To Pull You Down. Be Proud About It , Because It Only Confirms That You Are Above Them

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. So Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams.....

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Arguing With A Girl Is Like Wrestling With A Pig In The Mud.after Some Time,you Realize That You Are Getting Wet,but The Pig Is Actually Enjoying.

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A Smile Makes Us Look Younger. While Prayers Make Us Feel Stronger. And Friends.? They Make Us Enjoy Life Forever.

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It Is Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? Average 6 Inch Long.. ? ? ? ? 1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive.........

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Dear Santa, All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth....scratch That...i Want A Boyfriend!!

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