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One Line About My Friends : Everyone Is Not My Friend But My Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone

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Kiss Me, My Lips Are On Fire. And You, My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire.

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I Need Some Water 'cause I'm Gettin' So Dry Your Love Is Burning Like The Sun In July When You Put Your Arms Around You Raise The Temperature High 'cause Your L...

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If You Like My Sms, It Means Im Smart. If You Save, Means You Agree Im Smart. If You Forward My Sms, Means You Spread That Im Smart. If You Delete My Sms, Means...

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For All The Times You've Been There For Me. Thoughtful Things You've Said And Done, Jokes That Cheered Me Up, Bonding Moments That Means So Much, Stories We...

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Friends Are Like Shoes, Some Loose Some Tight, Some Fit Just Right, They Help U As U Walk Through Life. Thanks For Being My Size!

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Never Chose Me As A Friends Without Understanding And Never Never Loose Me Because Of Misunderstanding...

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Your Girlfriend Is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In Short She Is Your S.i.s.t.e.r.....

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This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat, Keep Cat, A Cat, Idiot Cat, Busy Cat, For Cat, 20 Cat, Seconds Cat! Now Read It All Without The Word Cat!...

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If Bud Goes To School, What Does He Get?? . . . . . . . . . . . Think!:d . . . . . . . . . . Budweiser!! Xd...

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If I Reached For Your Hand , Will U Hold It ? If I Hold Out My Arms, Will U Hug Me ? If I Go For Your Lips, Will U Kiss Me ? If I Capture Ur Heart ,c??...

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Hights Of Heart Breakin: An Innocent Man Watchin His 1st Blue Film After Marriage, In Which His Own Wife Had Acted Moral: Watch All Blueflims B4 Marriage......

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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !!never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =p ;->

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The Day Beforejackson Died,he Saw Rajnikant's Dance& Died Of Shock,becauserajni Had Performed......sun-walk.....

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U Were Always There As I Grew Upu Taught Me Gud 4rm Badu Were My Rock 2 Lean Oni M So Proud Tat You'r My Dad

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Always Learn Compromises...because Its Better To Bend Slightly, Rather 2 Break The Relation Forever . . . ! ! !

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When I Miss You, Sometimes I Listen To Music Or Look At Pictures Of You, Not To Remind Me Of You But To Make Me Feel As If Im With You. It Makes Me Forget The D...

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Love Can Nvr Be Measured 4 It Wil Nvr B Enough. Love Doesnt Need To Be Conserved 4 It Nvr Runs Out Love Doesnt Need To Be Saved For It Never Dies!...

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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Friend Is First. Figure Is Next. Friend Is Toppu. Figure Is Aappu. Friend Is Life. Figure Is Knife. Friend Is Eye. Figure Is Lie. Friend Is Super. Figu...

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When A Friend Is In Trouble, Don't Annoy Him By Asking If There Is Anything You Can Do. Think Up Something Appropriate And Do It.

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Im Sorry If I Hurt U But, Iwant U To Know This I Love U Ireally Really Do..........

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I Wanted A Guy Who Holds My Hand When We Walk, Opens The Door For Me,gets Me Roses, Chocolate And Candles, I Wanted To Be Treated Like A Princess.. Finally I ...

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Six Feet Girl To Her Boss: I Am Being Sexually Harassed. Boss: Why? Girl:this Guy Comes In Every Morning Says My Hair Smells Great. Boss:what The Problem In Tha...

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How To Kill A Girl? . Give Her A Beautiful Dress Nice Jewelery Costly Cosmotics And And Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror....

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Can U Keep A Secret? Between Me & Uyou Promise?i Really Need To Tell U This…well…i Miss U…

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What Every Kiss Means !!! Kiss On The Stomach = I'm Ready Kiss On The Forehead = I Hope We're Together Forever Kiss On The Ear = You Are My Everything Kiss On ...

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A Banker Confused About Maths, Asks His Lady Secretary: If I Give U 3 Millions Deducting 17, How Much Would U Be Takin Off? Lady: Every Thing, Even My Panty.!...

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Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot! Devilchig..

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Sardar At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art ?art Dealer: I Beg Your Pardon Sir, Thats A Mirror!...

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R U Emotionally Numb..? Creatively Challenged..? Artistically Void..? Socially Outcast..? Financially Zero..? Congratulations.. . . U R An Engineer..!...

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On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend Asks Him, “darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring?” Sardar : “ya Sure, From Landlin...

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A Friend Is One , Who Forgives You Before You Say Sorry , Understands When You Say I Forgot , Waits Forever When You Say One Minute , And Stays With You When Yo...

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Happy ---------- Ever Sad ----------- Never Smile ----------- Ever Cry ----------- Never Give ------------- Ever Expect ----- Never Love ----------...

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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Door Of Memories Will Never Close, How Much We Miss Our Dear Ones No One Knows, Days Will Seem To Pass Like Years, Ad We'll Remember The Memories In Silent Tear...

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A Peach Is A Peacha Plum Is A Plum A Peach Is A Peacha Plum Is A Pluma Kiss Is Not A Kiss Unless Its With Tonguesso Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue...

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