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A Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year...

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Take Chit In The Exam, Scratch And Show To Your Nearest Teacher Win A Trip To Principals Office And Enjoy 3 Days Holiday At Home Hurry, Offer Valid Till Exam La...

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Read The Statement Carefully And Answer The Following Question: My Mother's Daughter's Brother's Mother's Mother's Daughter's Husband's Wife Is My Mother Herse...

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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Pu...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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To Be A Good Professional, .... .... .... .... .... .... Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies!!...

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!...

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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...

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What's So Common Between Air And Student? ?? ? Both Turn The Pages Of Book Without Reading Them :-p :-)

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What Is Fear ? ? Fear Is. That Deep, Wrenching Feeling When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New, Just 1 Day Before Exam.

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7 Thngs Studnt Do Durng Exam Prp: 1- Sleepng 2- Eatng 3- Textng 4- Watch Movies 5- Chat Frns 6- Dream Touchng Buks N 7- Ask Othrs...

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Never Ever Try To Examine Frendship Because Friends Are Like Diamonds When You Hit Them They Don't Break But May Slip Away 4rm Ur Life........

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To Be A Good Professional, Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies! Best Of Luck!

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then At Least Confuse Them Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . This Is Law Of Answering In Examination...

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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely...

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Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven But No One Wants To Die??? Boley Toh : Sab Ko Top Karna Hai Par Padhna Koi Nahi Chahta.

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23. What Is The Capital Of India? ( ) India ( ) India ( ) India 24. A, E, I, O And U Are Collectively Called Vowels. What Are E, A,o, U And I Called? 25. F...

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11. If The Time Is 3.00 A. M., What Does Your Digital Watch Show? 12. At What Time Does The 11.16 Hours Indrayani Express Come? 18. Complete The Following Poe...

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Behind Every Successful Student, There Is One Girlfriend But What About A Failed Student..?? ? ? ? ? ? ? Lots Of Girlfriend !!!

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Wife: What Will You Give Me If I Climb The Great Mount Everest? Husband: A Lovely Push!!!

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. So Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams.....

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I Dont Fear Xams Nw Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer I'll Write... . . . . . . 'according To Rajnikant....' :d...

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Likho To Kuch Aisa Likho Ki, Kalam Bhi Rone Pe Majbur Hojaye, Har Lafz Me Darad Bhar Do Itana Ki, Examinar Bhi 35 Marks Dene Par Majbur Ho Jaye

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Engg Qstn Paper: A Parrot Sits On An Elephant Da Elephant Died.! Prove?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:assume Tat Elephant's Name Is Parrot Parrot's Name Is ...

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Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension? Did You Forget Hall Ticket, Id, Or Calculator? Student: No Sir!!! By Mistake I Brought Tomorrow Exams Chit Today:-)...

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All I Want You Is To Be Courageous Be Calm And Be Self Equipped With Facts And Figures To Conquer This Exams Battle. I Wish You Is Best Of Luck In Your Ex...

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C.a.t. Exam Best Question: Spell The Word Cow In 13 Letters. Toppers Couldnt Answer, But Last Bench Boy Answered, See O Double You

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Intresting Fact Of Life : The Longest Minutes In The World R The Last 5 Minutes Of A Lecture. While The Shortest 5 Minutes R The Last 5 Minutes Of Exams ....

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In Exams, We Look Up For Inspiration, Down For Desperation, Left And Right For Information.

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Lovely Days In My Life : Childhood Days, School Days Collage Days, Horrible Days In My Life : Only Exam Days

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My Attitude In Exams... They Give Me Questions, Which I Don't Know..... So......................! I Give Them Answers, Which They Don't Know.........:)...

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Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter, Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring, May Beauty Of Every Season Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. May God Suceed U In Every...

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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Simple Iit Questionwhat Is The Solution For 2+2= ?options:a) 4b) Fourc) Ivd) 4.0 Is Iliye Students Suicide Krte Hain...:):p

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Education Is An Organized System Through Which We Waste Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste The Remaining Half Of Our Life!

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study:)...

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Father 2 Son: If U Don't Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me Dad. After Some Days.... Father: How Is Ur Result?? Son: Sorry John Uncle..!!.....

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