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I Never See What I Have Done...!! I Always See Only What Is Remaining....!! Said By Bill Gates . . . . . . . I Never Ask What U Have Studied.... I Ask Only W...

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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Pu...

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Idea's New Advice 2 Save Paper : Exams Should B Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. Bcoz Students Hv More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed! Wat An !dea Sir G....

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Boyfriend: Baby I Heard You Failed In English..? Girlfriend: Who Telled You? Boyfriend: Bas Rehne De Main Samajh Gaya :p

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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Baap:beta Koi Bat Nhi Tmhari Qismat Me Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gyebeta:ye To Acha Hua Dad Maine Pura Saal Nai Padha Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. ... ... ... So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Very Very Sorry!! If You Open This Sms U Will Fail In Xam..to Avoid This Sent This Sms To Atleast 20 People Including Me ...thank U...

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!...

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air And Said, ''head,i Go To Sleep.'' Tail,i Watch A Movie If It Stands On The Edge I'll Study...

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Frndshp Isnt An Exam That U Pass Or Fail It Is Not A Competition That U Win Or Loose It Is A Feeling In Which U Take Care Of Some 1 More Than Urself....

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study:)...

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Engg Qstn Paper: A Parrot Sits On An Elephant Da Elephant Died.! Prove?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:assume Tat Elephant's Name Is Parrot Parrot's Name Is ...

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New Way Of Writing Answers In Exams... If U Dont Know D Ans Then Put Lines Like Dis _______________ Write Below... Scratch Here For Answers

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4thngs Boyz Do In Exam Hall: 1.counting No Of Girlz 2.flirting Wit Lady Supervisor 3.reading De Brand Name Of Pen 4.thnking 2study Wel 4 De Next......

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C.a.t. Exam Best Question: Spell The Word Cow In 13 Letters. Toppers Couldnt Answer, But Last Bench Boy Answered, See O Double You

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An Interesting Caption On Top Of The Clock During Exam....time Will Pass..... But Will You!!! Lol

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What's So Common Between Air And Student? ?? ? Both Turn The Pages Of Book Without Reading Them :-p :-)

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Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkilravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

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What Is Fear ? ? Fear Is. That Deep, Wrenching Feeling When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New, Just 1 Day Before Exam.

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If A Paper Comes Very Tough In Exam. Just Close Your Eyes For A Moment. Take A Deep Breath And Say Loudly. . . . This Is A Very Interesting Subject, I Want To S...

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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Never Ever Try To Examine Frendship Because Friends Are Like Diamonds When You Hit Them They Don't Break But May Slip Away 4rm Ur Life........

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like ...

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19. This Is Question Number ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 20. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5?? ( ) Yes ( ) I Forgot To Get My Calculator 21. Write Full Form Of Asap, As S...

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If Paper Is Very Tuff In Exam Just Close Ur Eyes Take A Deep Breath And Say Dis Subject Is Very Interesting I Want To Study One More Year....

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7 Thngs Studnt Do Durng Exam Prp: 1- Sleepng 2- Eatng 3- Textng 4- Watch Movies 5- Chat Frns 6- Dream Touchng Buks N 7- Ask Othrs...

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To Be A Good Professional, .... .... .... .... .... .... Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies!!...

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Thousand Words Of A Teacher Not Hurt........ . . . . . But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes.....

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I Dont Fear Xams Nw Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer I'll Write... . . . . . . 'according To Rajnikant....' :d...

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Friendship Is Not An Exam To Pass Or To Fail..its Not A Competition To Win Or Lose, Its A Feeling In Which U Care For Someone More Than What U Do For Urself...

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In A Practical Exam Examiner Showed Legs Of Bird N Said:tell The Birds Name Sardar:i Dont Know Exminer: U R Failed.wats Ur Name? Sardar: You See My Legs, And Te...

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How2spnd 3hrs In Xam Hall?(2pm To 5pm)2:00- 2:10 Writ D Reg Nosub Cod:2:10-2:40 Read Crfuly D Instrctn Given,2:40-3:40 Read D Questn Paper Twice,3:40-4:15 See I...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension? Did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator? Studnt:no Sir! By Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrow Exams Pharray (cheating Material) ...

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Wn I Dont Gt Ur Sms Nd Cal, A Litle Pain N My Hrt, A Smal Tear In My Eyes N Sadnes Fals On My Face! Wht S Dis?? Its Nothin.. Jst Over Acting.....

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult To Understand. 3 More Explanation Is Needed. 4 Result Is Always Fail!...

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Solid Quote : The Real Value Of Infinity S Known When We Open The 1st Page Of Our Text Book On The Night Before Exam See The No. Of Pages To Be Read !! -):-d...

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A Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year...

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