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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study:)...

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A Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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My Attitude In Exams... They Give Me Questions, Which I Don't Know..... So......................! I Give Them Answers, Which They Don't Know.........:)...

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Father 2 Son: If U Don't Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me Dad. After Some Days.... Father: How Is Ur Result?? Son: Sorry John Uncle..!!.....

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Solid Quote : The Real Value Of Infinity S Known When We Open The 1st Page Of Our Text Book On The Night Before Exam See The No. Of Pages To Be Read !! -):-d...

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Good News For Students: The Person To Find Test And Exam Has Been Discovered He Is Henry Fisel An American... And Now The Most Wanted Person Of Student Communi...

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What Is Fear ? ? Fear Is. That Deep, Wrenching Feeling When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New, Just 1 Day Before Exam.

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Thousand Words Of A Teacher Not Hurt........ . . . . . But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes.....

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I Never See What I Have Done...!! I Always See Only What Is Remaining....!! Said By Bill Gates . . . . . . . I Never Ask What U Have Studied.... I Ask Only W...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near...

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If A Paper Comes Very Tough In Exam. Just Close Your Eyes For A Moment. Take A Deep Breath And Say Loudly. . . . This Is A Very Interesting Subject, I Want To S...

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Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter, Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring, May Beauty Of Every Season Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. May God Suceed U In Every...

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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The Probability Of A Topic Coming In Exam Increases Exponentially, If One Decides To Leave The Topic Completely.

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C.a.t. Exam Best Question: Spell The Word Cow In 13 Letters. Toppers Couldnt Answer, But Last Bench Boy Answered, See O Double You

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Engg Qstn Paper: A Parrot Sits On An Elephant Da Elephant Died.! Prove?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:assume Tat Elephant's Name Is Parrot Parrot's Name Is ...

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To Be A Good Professional, Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies! Best Of Luck!

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Wife: What Will You Give Me If I Climb The Great Mount Everest? Husband: A Lovely Push!!!

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How2spnd 3hrs In Xam Hall?(2pm To 5pm)2:00- 2:10 Writ D Reg Nosub Cod:2:10-2:40 Read Crfuly D Instrctn Given,2:40-3:40 Read D Questn Paper Twice,3:40-4:15 See I...

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Never Ever Try To Examine Frendship Because Friends Are Like Diamonds When You Hit Them They Don't Break But May Slip Away 4rm Ur Life........

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4thngs Boyz Do In Exam Hall: 1.counting No Of Girlz 2.flirting Wit Lady Supervisor 3.reading De Brand Name Of Pen 4.thnking 2study Wel 4 De Next......

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Education Is An Organized System Through Which We Waste Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste The Remaining Half Of Our Life!

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. ... ... ... So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near...

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Parent:how Did You Write Your Exam? Son:they Have Given The Questions Which I Don't Know. So I Wrote Answers Which They Don't Know..!!...

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7 Thngs Studnt Do Durng Exam Prp: 1- Sleepng 2- Eatng 3- Textng 4- Watch Movies 5- Chat Frns 6- Dream Touchng Buks N 7- Ask Othrs...

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Idea's New Advice 2 Save Paper : Exams Should B Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. Bcoz Students Hv More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed! Wat An !dea Sir G....

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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Read The Statement Carefully And Answer The Following Question: My Mother's Daughter's Brother's Mother's Mother's Daughter's Husband's Wife Is My Mother Herse...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension? Did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator? Studnt:no Sir! By Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrow Exams Pharray (cheating Material) ...

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Friendship Is Not An Exam To Pass Or To Fail..its Not A Competition To Win Or Lose, Its A Feeling In Which U Care For Someone More Than What U Do For Urself...

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Take Chit In The Exam, Scratch And Show To Your Nearest Teacher Win A Trip To Principals Office And Enjoy 3 Days Holiday At Home Hurry, Offer Valid Till Exam La...

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air And Said, ''head,i Go To Sleep.'' Tail,i Watch A Movie If It Stands On The Edge I'll Study...

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. So Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams.....

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What's So Common Between Air And Student? ?? ? Both Turn The Pages Of Book Without Reading Them :-p :-)

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Engineering Exams Student Good News! All Engineering Exams Will Now Be Only Objective Type. Example: 3 + 3 = ? Options: A: 6 B: Six C: Vi D: 6.0 Moral: En...

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Pu...

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