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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter, Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring, May Beauty Of Every Season Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. May God Suceed U In Every...

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Father 2 Son: If U Don't Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me Dad. After Some Days.... Father: How Is Ur Result?? Son: Sorry John Uncle..!!.....

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In A Practical Exam Examiner Showed Legs Of Bird N Said:tell The Birds Name Sardar:i Dont Know Exminer: U R Failed.wats Ur Name? Sardar: You See My Legs, And Te...

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Good News For Students: The Person To Find Test And Exam Has Been Discovered He Is Henry Fisel An American... And Now The Most Wanted Person Of Student Communi...

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If Paper Is Very Tuff In Exam Just Close Ur Eyes Take A Deep Breath And Say Dis Subject Is Very Interesting I Want To Study One More Year....

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Education Is An Organized System Through Which We Waste Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste The Remaining Half Of Our Life!

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Six Things Boys Do In Exam Hall: 1.counting No Of Girls. 2.sighting The Lady Superviser. 3.counting How Many Windows Doors 4.seeing The Brand Name Of The Pen 5...

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I Dont Fear Xams Nw Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer I'll Write... . . . . . . 'according To Rajnikant....' :d...

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How2spnd 3hrs In Xam Hall?(2pm To 5pm)2:00- 2:10 Writ D Reg Nosub Cod:2:10-2:40 Read Crfuly D Instrctn Given,2:40-3:40 Read D Questn Paper Twice,3:40-4:15 See I...

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What Is Fear ? ? Fear Is. That Deep, Wrenching Feeling When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New, Just 1 Day Before Exam.

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Love V/s Exam Love: Lots Of Thoughts In Mind But No Guts To Express Exams: Lots Of Guts To Express But No Thoughts In Mind

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4thngs Boyz Do In Exam Hall: 1.counting No Of Girlz 2.flirting Wit Lady Supervisor 3.reading De Brand Name Of Pen 4.thnking 2study Wel 4 De Next......

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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The Probability Of A Topic Coming In Exam Increases Exponentially, If One Decides To Leave The Topic Completely.

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Boyfriend: Baby I Heard You Failed In English..? Girlfriend: Who Telled You? Boyfriend: Bas Rehne De Main Samajh Gaya :p

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19. This Is Question Number ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 20. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5?? ( ) Yes ( ) I Forgot To Get My Calculator 21. Write Full Form Of Asap, As S...

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult To Understand. 3 More Explanation Is Needed. 4 Result Is Always Fail!...

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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Read The Statement Carefully And Answer The Following Question: My Mother's Daughter's Brother's Mother's Mother's Daughter's Husband's Wife Is My Mother Herse...

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. So Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams.....

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like ...

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To Be A Good Professional, .... .... .... .... .... .... Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies!!...

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Idea's New Advice 2 Save Paper : Exams Should B Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. Bcoz Students Hv More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed! Wat An !dea Sir G....

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Take Chit In The Exam, Scratch And Show To Your Nearest Teacher Win A Trip To Principals Office And Enjoy 3 Days Holiday At Home Hurry, Offer Valid Till Exam La...

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Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkilravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

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Thousands Words Of A Teacher Does Not Hurt But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears To The Eyes:-):-

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Likho To Kuch Aisa Likho Ki, Kalam Bhi Rone Pe Majbur Hojaye, Har Lafz Me Darad Bhar Do Itana Ki, Examinar Bhi 35 Marks Dene Par Majbur Ho Jaye

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray (cheating Material) Today...

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The Worlds Best Feeling Comes When We See A Wonderful Question Paper In Exam Hall And We Smile At Each Other N Say We Don't Know Anything.

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If A Paper Comes Very Tough In Exam. Just Close Your Eyes For A Moment. Take A Deep Breath And Say Loudly. . . . This Is A Very Interesting Subject, I Want To S...

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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Pu...

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To Be A Good Professional, Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies! Best Of Luck!

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Engg Qstn Paper: A Parrot Sits On An Elephant Da Elephant Died.! Prove?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:assume Tat Elephant's Name Is Parrot Parrot's Name Is ...

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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...

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Very Very Sorry!! If You Open This Sms U Will Fail In Xam..to Avoid This Sent This Sms To Atleast 20 People Including Me ...thank U...

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study:)...

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