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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100″-as Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!...

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What S.t.u.d.y? S=sitting T=talking U=unlimited D=dreaming Y=yawning, So Study Well Oh God I Have To Study More!

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A Father Asks Peon: How Are The Studies In This College? Where Do I See My Son In Future? Peon: The Future Is Bright, I Had Also Completed My Engineering From ...

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Idea's New Advice 2 Save Paper : Exams Should B Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. Bcoz Students Hv More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed! Wat An !dea Sir G....

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Todays Students Thinking Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still A Hope Is Alove.. Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

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Likho To Exam Me Kuch Aisa Likho K Pen Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho Jaye Hr Answer Me Woh Dard Bhar Do Ki Check Karne Wala Disprin Kha K So Jaye

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If U Wnt 2 Pass Xams, . Just At D Beginning Of Every Answer Write... . 'according To Rajnikant..' ... Get Full Marks Guaranteed...

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Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Paas Hona Chahte Ho. To Sari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko Paas Karne Me Lag Jati Hai. Ye Exam Bhi Apne Hindi Filmo Ki Tarah Hote Hai... End

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Exams Are Near,subjects Are Not Clear,questions Appear,answers Disappear,oh! My Dear,dont Fear,bcoz I'm Here 2 Wish U, All Clear!have A Great Exam Fest!all The ...

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Thought Of The Day: If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!

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Guzray Howey Exaams Ko Yaad Na Karna..!!answer Sheet Main Jo Likha Hai Uski Faryad Na Krna,jo Hoga Wo To Hoga..!!uski Fikar Main Apney Holidays Barbaad Na Karna...

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Exam Rule Of Newton:half Of Wat U Read Is Waste,half Of D Rest U Dnt Undrstnd,half Of Wat U Undrstnd U Wont Remembr N D Half Of Wat U Remembr Is Nevr Asked

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam.join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams....

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7 Things Students Do During Exams Preparation:1) Sleeping.2) Eating.3)sms.4) Watch Movies.5) Chat With Friendz.6) Dream Of Touching Books.7) Asking Others Kuch ...

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Harbhajan Starts Raising His Bat On 33 Runs. Dravid: What Happened, Its Not 50 Or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, But The Students Understand The Importance Of Scoring 33...

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Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye Teacher Ne Na Jaaane Kyun, Dande Dikhaye, Ab To Mera Sir, Jaage Na Sota Hai, Kya Karoon Haye, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.

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To My Studious Friend-exams May Come And Go,marks May Come And Go,but Once U Become Mad U Will Be Mad Forever,so Dont Study Much.

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Hey Friends I Am Switching Off My Mobile Number Due To My Exams Because I Have To Work Hard To Get Good Marks Please Contact Me After . . . . 15 Minutes A...

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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . ..the One Lecture You Missedandthe One Topic You Didnt Read. ...

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Success Is Like A Train, It Has Several Compartments... Hardwork, Focus, Luck Etc But Leading All Those Is The Engine Of Confidence...

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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World. It Functions 24hrs A Day, 365days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, And Stop Only When ...

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Last Night My Books Were Dancing In My Dream .do U Know On Which Song? Guess??..guess??.

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One Of The Best Caption Writen On A Clock In An Exam-room.. :-time Will Pass.will You?..

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends - Too Many Questions - Difficult To Understand - More Explanation Is Needed - Result Is Always Fail!...

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Todays Students Thinkingthousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.but Still A Hope Is Alove.kal Se Pakka Parhenge...

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Book Khulti Hai,exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,aise Mausam Me Hi To Dimag Tabah Hota Hai.book Ki Bate Dimagtak Nahi Aatiye Fasana To Marksheet Se Bayan Hota Hai

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Exam K Paawan Mauke Pe Arz H-padhna-likhna Tyag De Mitra,nakal Se Rakh Aas.odh Rajai So Ja Beta,rab Krega Pass.

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Harbhajan Starts Raising His Bat On 33 Runs. Dravid: What Happened, Its Not 50 Or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, But The Students Understand The Importance Of Scoring...

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I Found D Perfect Example For Newton's3rd Law Every Time I Open My Buk My Eyes Close Automatically. Newton Is Great

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According To Newton’s 4th Law For Exams- Every Book Will Continue To Be At Rest Or Covered With Dust Until Some External Or Internal Exam Moves It!...

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Principles Of Student Life. . . . . Love Your Bed, Its Your Temple. Relax In The Days, So That You Can Sleep At Night. Books Are Holy, So Dont Touch....

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Our Education System Does Not Teach Us Teamwork.. When V Solve Our X'ams In Group Discussion Wid Othrs They Cal It Copying.. Foolish People.....

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An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother: Mere Paas Degree Hai, Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Baithne Ki Izzat Hai. Tere Paas Kya Hai?. Sweeper: Mere Paas N...

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Burraaah...... Sara Syllabus Padh Liya... Bas Books Aur Notes Padhne Reh Gaye Hain...

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“the Probability Of A Topic Coming In Exam Increases Exponentially, If One Decides To Leave The Topic Completely….”

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Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter, Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring, May Beauty Of Every Season Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. May God Suceed U In Every...

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Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se, Kabhi Hum Bhi Parha Kertay Thay, Jitna Syllabus Parh K Wo Top Kertay Hain, Utna To Hum Choice Per Chor Dia Kertay Thay,...

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Great Students Like Us Work On D Principle Of Rocket...not B'coz Dat We Aim 2 Sky.but B'coz We Don't Start Studying Until Our Tail Is Fired On!!

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Six Things Girls Do In Exam Hall: (even They Know Or Dont Know) Write.. Write.. Write.. Write.. Write.. Write.....

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