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A Prisonr Was About To Be Excuted. Just Before His Excution The Officer Asked Him About His Any Last Request He Said .. I Want To Update My Facebuk Status:...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip....

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Height Of Addiction-just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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Year 2020 Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d...

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Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? =it Works On D Principle Dat 'people R More Interested In Others Lyf Den Their Own!=) A Real Fact(:...

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I Press The Facebook Logo As Often As I Open The Fridge. But Everytime I Press The Facebook Logo Or Open The Fridge, I Will Always Forget Why Did I Do That For....

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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Holiday Time Table: 10am:wake Up 11am:facebook 12noon:lunch 1pm:facebook,tv,blasting Music 2pm:facebook, Tv,blasting Music,homework All At Once 3pm:facebook,tv,...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. I Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. ...i Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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I Used To Have Alot Of Pimples When I Was A Child.. One Day I Went To The Library And I Fall Asleep While I Was Reading A Book.. Suddenly I Felt Someone Tou...

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn Of...

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Dad Joins Facebook.. Son- Wtf??:-o Dad- What Does That Mean?? Son- 'welcome To Facebook'b-):-d

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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !

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Hight Of Addiction : A Prisoner Was About 2 Xcuted. Jus B4 His Xcution,d Officer Asked His Last Wish Request? He Said I Want 2 Update My Facebook Status

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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