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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Height Of Addiction-just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn Of...

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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- - - - - Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! ...

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. I Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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Erase From Facebook: Done Erase From Msn: Done Erase From Cell Phone: Done Erase From The Heart: Error

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im In Face Book...

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If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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Dad Joins Facebook.. Son- Wtf??:-o Dad- What Does That Mean?? Son- 'welcome To Facebook'b-):-d

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. ...i Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Facebook Addiction : . Dad Writes On Sons Wall. . Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You . So Please Turn Off Yo...

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Height Of Fb Addiction :- Just B4 Hanging Judge Asked D Prisoner Urs Any Last Wish! Prisnor:yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Dead. Yo...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip....

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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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Latest 4rm Nursery Skul A-apple B-bluetooth C-chat D-download E-email F-facebook G-google H-hewlett Packard I-iphone J-java K-kingston L-laptop M-m...

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I Press The Facebook Logo As Often As I Open The Fridge. But Everytime I Press The Facebook Logo Or Open The Fridge, I Will Always Forget Why Did I Do That For....

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Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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