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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? =it Works On D Principle Dat 'people R More Interested In Others Lyf Den Their Own!=) A Real Fact(:...

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Dad Joined Facebook.. Dad: Hi Son Son:wtf Dad Asked Son: What Is Wtf..?? Son: Wtf Means Welcome To Facebook Daddy...:d

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im In Face Book...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries. . . Why ? . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!

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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...

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Dad Joins Facebook.. Son- Wtf??:-o Dad- What Does That Mean?? Son- 'welcome To Facebook'b-):-d

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Heights Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook N Orkut Status As Died....

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Friends: Hey Whos That Girl You Were Talking About On Your Status? Parents: Is That Your Girlfriend You Were Talking About On Your Status? Your Too Young....(1...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook Status: Going To Commi...

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Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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Year 2020 Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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Height Of Fb Addiction :- Just B4 Hanging Judge Asked D Prisoner Urs Any Last Wish! Prisnor:yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Dead. Yo...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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Boy: Will You Marry Me? Girl: Yes!!! ( Boy Starts Running ) Girl: Hey.......where Are You Going?... Boy: I Am Going To Update My Relationship Status On Face...

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. ...i Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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- - - - - Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! ...

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn...

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Height Of Addiction :- Jst Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish ! Prisoner :- Yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died...

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook

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