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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Hight Of Addiction : A Prisoner Was About 2 Xcuted. Jus B4 His Xcution,d Officer Asked His Last Wish Request? He Said I Want 2 Update My Facebook Status

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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- - - - - Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! ...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn Of...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? =it Works On D Principle Dat 'people R More Interested In Others Lyf Den Their Own!=) A Real Fact(:...

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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Erase From Facebook: Done Erase From Msn: Done Erase From Cell Phone: Done Erase From The Heart: Error

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Dad Joined Facebook.. Dad: Hi Son Son:wtf Dad Asked Son: What Is Wtf..?? Son: Wtf Means Welcome To Facebook Daddy...:d

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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Facebook Addiction : . Dad Writes On Sons Wall. . Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You . So Please Turn Off Yo...

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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Year 2020 Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d...

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...

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Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You...

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Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)

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I Press The Facebook Logo As Often As I Open The Fridge. But Everytime I Press The Facebook Logo Or Open The Fridge, I Will Always Forget Why Did I Do That For....

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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