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Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? =it Works On D Principle Dat 'people R More Interested In Others Lyf Den Their Own!=) A Real Fact(:...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. I Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost . I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . Gir...

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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I Used To Have Alot Of Pimples When I Was A Child.. One Day I Went To The Library And I Fall Asleep While I Was Reading A Book.. Suddenly I Felt Someone Tou...

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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Dad Joined Facebook.. Dad: Hi Son Son:wtf Dad Asked Son: What Is Wtf..?? Son: Wtf Means Welcome To Facebook Daddy...:d

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A Prisonr Was About To Be Excuted. Just Before His Excution The Officer Asked Him About His Any Last Request He Said .. I Want To Update My Facebuk Status:...

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- - - - - Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! ...

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Feeling Is A Painting -never Spoil It, Face Is A Book - Try To Read It. Love Is Precious - Don't Miss It, Frenship Is Mirror - Never Break It....

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Year 2020 Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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