Facebook Messages

Facebook Addiction : . Dad Writes On Sons Wall. . Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You . So Please Turn Off Yo...

Send this facebook SMS

Latest 4rm Nursery Skul A-apple B-bluetooth C-chat D-download E-email F-facebook G-google H-hewlett Packard I-iphone J-java K-kingston L-laptop M-m...

Send this facebook SMS

Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

Send this facebook SMS

Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries. . . Why ? . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!

Send this facebook SMS

Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

Send this facebook SMS

Height Of Fb Addiction :- Just B4 Hanging Judge Asked D Prisoner Urs Any Last Wish! Prisnor:yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Dead. Yo...

Send this facebook SMS

Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

Send this facebook SMS

Height Of Addiction :- Jst Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish ! Prisoner :- Yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died...

Send this facebook SMS

Erase From Facebook: Done Erase From Msn: Done Erase From Cell Phone: Done Erase From The Heart: Error

Send this facebook SMS

Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

Send this facebook SMS

Holiday Time Table: 10am:wake Up 11am:facebook 12noon:lunch 1pm:facebook,tv,blasting Music 2pm:facebook, Tv,blasting Music,homework All At Once 3pm:facebook,tv,...

Send this facebook SMS

New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. I Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn Of...

Send this facebook SMS

Dad Joins Facebook.. Son- Wtf??:-o Dad- What Does That Mean?? Son- 'welcome To Facebook'b-):-d

Send this facebook SMS

Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? =it Works On D Principle Dat 'people R More Interested In Others Lyf Den Their Own!=) A Real Fact(:...

Send this facebook SMS

Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

Send this facebook SMS

Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

Send this facebook SMS

Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

Send this facebook SMS

Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn...

Send this facebook SMS

Enemies: If Your Status Was Talking Bout Me Y Didnt You Tag Me. Parents: How Dare You Say A Bad Word On Your Status Friends: Why Didnt You Like My Status... ...

Send this facebook SMS

Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)

Send this facebook SMS

Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

Send this facebook SMS

Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

Send this facebook SMS

- - - - - Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! ...

Send this facebook SMS

What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

Send this facebook SMS

D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

Send this facebook SMS

Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

Send this facebook SMS

Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

Send this facebook SMS

8-) Sungalsses Man :* Kissy Face :) Smiley Face 3:) Devil ) Winking Face :p Tounge Sticking Out :( Sad Face :o Shocked Face : Robot () Penguin 3 Heart () Shark...

Send this facebook SMS

A Prisonr Was About To Be Excuted. Just Before His Excution The Officer Asked Him About His Any Last Request He Said .. I Want To Update My Facebuk Status:...

Send this facebook SMS

If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!

Send this facebook SMS

Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

Send this facebook SMS

Feeling Is A Painting -never Spoil It, Face Is A Book - Try To Read It. Love Is Precious - Don't Miss It, Frenship Is Mirror - Never Break It....

Send this facebook SMS

Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

Send this facebook SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!