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Dad Joins Facebook.. Son- Wtf??:-o Dad- What Does That Mean?? Son- 'welcome To Facebook'b-):-d

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Hight Of Addiction : A Prisoner Was About 2 Xcuted. Jus B4 His Xcution,d Officer Asked His Last Wish Request? He Said I Want 2 Update My Facebook Status

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Erase From Facebook: Done Erase From Msn: Done Erase From Cell Phone: Done Erase From The Heart: Error

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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Feeling Is A Painting -never Spoil It, Face Is A Book - Try To Read It. Love Is Precious - Don't Miss It, Frenship Is Mirror - Never Break It....

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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...

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Year 2020 Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im In Face Book...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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I Press The Facebook Logo As Often As I Open The Fridge. But Everytime I Press The Facebook Logo Or Open The Fridge, I Will Always Forget Why Did I Do That For....

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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !

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Dad Joined Facebook.. Dad: Hi Son Son:wtf Dad Asked Son: What Is Wtf..?? Son: Wtf Means Welcome To Facebook Daddy...:d

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8-) Sungalsses Man :* Kissy Face :) Smiley Face 3:) Devil ) Winking Face :p Tounge Sticking Out :( Sad Face :o Shocked Face : Robot () Penguin 3 Heart () Shark...

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

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If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn Of...

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Height Of Addiction-just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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A Prisonr Was About To Be Excuted. Just Before His Excution The Officer Asked Him About His Any Last Request He Said .. I Want To Update My Facebuk Status:...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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Heights Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook N Orkut Status As Died....

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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