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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

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Height Of Fb Addiction :- Just B4 Hanging Judge Asked D Prisoner Urs Any Last Wish! Prisnor:yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Dead. Yo...

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Friends: Hey Whos That Girl You Were Talking About On Your Status? Parents: Is That Your Girlfriend You Were Talking About On Your Status? Your Too Young....(1...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

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Height Of Addiction :- Jst Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish ! Prisoner :- Yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died...

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip....

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........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook Status: Going To Commi...

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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Feeling Is A Painting -never Spoil It, Face Is A Book - Try To Read It. Love Is Precious - Don't Miss It, Frenship Is Mirror - Never Break It....

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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Facebook Addiction : . Dad Writes On Sons Wall. . Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You . So Please Turn Off Yo...

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. I Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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Latest 4rm Nursery Skul A-apple B-bluetooth C-chat D-download E-email F-facebook G-google H-hewlett Packard I-iphone J-java K-kingston L-laptop M-m...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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Dad Joined Facebook.. Dad: Hi Son Son:wtf Dad Asked Son: What Is Wtf..?? Son: Wtf Means Welcome To Facebook Daddy...:d

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I Used To Have Alot Of Pimples When I Was A Child.. One Day I Went To The Library And I Fall Asleep While I Was Reading A Book.. Suddenly I Felt Someone Tou...

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Boy: Will You Marry Me? Girl: Yes!!! ( Boy Starts Running ) Girl: Hey.......where Are You Going?... Boy: I Am Going To Update My Relationship Status On Face...

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You...

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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