Facebook Messages
If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!
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Boy: Will You Marry Me? Girl: Yes!!! ( Boy Starts Running ) Girl: Hey.......where Are You Going?... Boy: I Am Going To Update My Relationship Status On Face...
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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook
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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...
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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...
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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...
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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.
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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!
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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...
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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...
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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...
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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!
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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol
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Hight Of Addiction : A Prisoner Was About 2 Xcuted. Jus B4 His Xcution,d Officer Asked His Last Wish Request? He Said I Want 2 Update My Facebook Status
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Latest 4rm Nursery Skul A-apple B-bluetooth C-chat D-download E-email F-facebook G-google H-hewlett Packard I-iphone J-java K-kingston L-laptop M-m...
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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'
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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...
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I Press The Facebook Logo As Often As I Open The Fridge. But Everytime I Press The Facebook Logo Or Open The Fridge, I Will Always Forget Why Did I Do That For....
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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...
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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn...
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Height Of Addiction :- Jst Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish ! Prisoner :- Yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died...
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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!
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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost ... I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . . ...
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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...
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Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You...
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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !
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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....
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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...
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A Prisonr Was About To Be Excuted. Just Before His Excution The Officer Asked Him About His Any Last Request He Said .. I Want To Update My Facebuk Status:...
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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...
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........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook Status: Going To Commi...
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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!
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8-) Sungalsses Man :* Kissy Face :) Smiley Face 3:) Devil ) Winking Face :p Tounge Sticking Out :( Sad Face :o Shocked Face : Robot () Penguin 3 Heart () Shark...
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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip....
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Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)
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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....
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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d
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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...
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