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Girl: Why My Name Is Always On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me What's On My Mind ? And Honestly, It's Always You...

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........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook Status: Going To Commi...

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. ...i Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Enemies: If Your Status Was Talking Bout Me Y Didnt You Tag Me. Parents: How Dare You Say A Bad Word On Your Status Friends: Why Didnt You Like My Status... ...

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New Status On Facebook.. . . Apart From Single And Committed There Should Be One More Status Of Facebook. I Dont Know What The H**l Is Going On Between Us....

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn...

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- - - - - Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! ...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im In Face Book...

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Heights Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook N Orkut Status As Died....

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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Holiday Time Table: 10am:wake Up 11am:facebook 12noon:lunch 1pm:facebook,tv,blasting Music 2pm:facebook, Tv,blasting Music,homework All At Once 3pm:facebook,tv,...

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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A Prisonr Was About To Be Excuted. Just Before His Excution The Officer Asked Him About His Any Last Request He Said .. I Want To Update My Facebuk Status:...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im On Facebook

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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Hight Of Addiction : A Prisoner Was About 2 Xcuted. Jus B4 His Xcution,d Officer Asked His Last Wish Request? He Said I Want 2 Update My Facebook Status

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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I Used To Have Alot Of Pimples When I Was A Child.. One Day I Went To The Library And I Fall Asleep While I Was Reading A Book.. Suddenly I Felt Someone Tou...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Feeling Is A Painting -never Spoil It, Face Is A Book - Try To Read It. Love Is Precious - Don't Miss It, Frenship Is Mirror - Never Break It....

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Height Of Fb Addiction :- Just B4 Hanging Judge Asked D Prisoner Urs Any Last Wish! Prisnor:yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Dead. Yo...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Police:sir Ur Wife Had N Accident,pls Cm 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: Im Busy Nw,u Take Photo N Tag Me On Facebook, If It's Her,i'll Click Like :-)

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