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Heights Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook N Orkut Status As Died....

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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Friends: Hey Whos That Girl You Were Talking About On Your Status? Parents: Is That Your Girlfriend You Were Talking About On Your Status? Your Too Young....(1...

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Why Is Facebook Such A Hit? =it Works On D Principle Dat 'people R More Interested In Others Lyf Den Their Own!=) A Real Fact(:...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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Feeling Is A Painting -never Spoil It, Face Is A Book - Try To Read It. Love Is Precious - Don't Miss It, Frenship Is Mirror - Never Break It....

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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Facebook Addiction : . Dad Writes On Sons Wall. . Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You . So Please Turn Off Yo...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook Status: Going To Commi...

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

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Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im In Face Book...

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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Enemies: If Your Status Was Talking Bout Me Y Didnt You Tag Me. Parents: How Dare You Say A Bad Word On Your Status Friends: Why Didnt You Like My Status... ...

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip....

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Height Of Addiction-just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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Facebook Addiction : Dad Writes On Son's Wall.... Son, How Have You Been ? Your Mom And I Am Fine. We Miss You A Lot. We Wish To See You... So Please Turn Of...

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im On Facebook

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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