Father Messages

Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Son: Why Do Barbers Become Good Drivers? Father: Because They Know All The Short Cuts..

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Some People Says 'i Don't Trust Girls'. I Like 2 Ask Them 'are U Still Not Sure Who Your Father Is?' O_o

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A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl : Dont Follow Me, Becoz My Mother Is Coming Behind U, Boy : Dont U Worry, My Father Is Following Her. . ....

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Crazy Fact Of Today's Generation: Once Upon A Time, Girls Used To Cook Like Their Mothers. But Now They Drink Like Their Fathers....... :d

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One Father Is More Than A Hundred School Masters. Happy Father's Day

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Son: Dad What Is An Idiot Father:idiot Is A Person Who Try To Explain His Things In Such A Strange And Long Manner That A Person Who Is Listening To Him Cant Un...

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A Father Means So Many Things… An Understanding Heart, A Source Of Strength And Support Right From The Very Start. Happy Father’s Day

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Your Hands Were Worn, Weathered And Torn You'd See Me And Smile From The Day I Was Born Your Love Was As A Deep, Blue Sea Thank You Father, For What U Did For M...

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Son: Papa, Circus Dekhne Chale? Pa: I'm Busy Son: Usme Ek Ladki Bina Kapdo Ke Sher Pe Sawari Karti Hai. Pa: Bahut Ziddi Ho, Chalo Bahut Din Hue Sher Nahi De...

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+ve Attitude....:-) Girl's Father- I Don't Want My Daughter To Spend Her Entire Life With An Idiot..... B'friend-that's Why I Want To Take Her Away From U.......

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Girl Went To A Church 4 Confession. Girl : Father, I'm Getting Married Soon But I've Lost My Virgin 2 Another Boy. Pls Forgive Me.. Father: Not 2 Worry Girl. ...

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Make A Guess :) What Can Mother Touch, Yet Father Cannot Touch.. And Brother Can Touch Too Yet Sister Can't Touch? No Clue? Scroll Down Then The Answer Is ''...

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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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A Son At A College Wanted More Money. He Sent A Telegram To His Father : No Money. No Fun. Your Son. The Father Replied: How Sad. Too Bad. Your Dad....

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My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grand Fat...

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Birth Is From Mother Advise From Father Knowlge Is From Teacher Life Is From Partner But Joy,fun,jokes Is From Frnd Isn't It?...

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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Was Your Father A Mechanic? Then How Did You Get Such A Finely Tuned Body?

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With My Father This Morning, He Told Me 2 Give Up My Seat 2 A Lady. Mother: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing Son. Son: But Mo...

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Boy-papa Aapki Luv Marige Hui Thi Na? Dad-ha Par Tumhe Kisne Bataya. Boy-kyoki Aap Ki Dt Of Marig Or Mere Date Of Birth Me Sirf 4 Month Ka Hi Difference Hai.....

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Love + Care=mom Love + Fear= Father Love + Fight=sister Love + Help=brother Love + Life=wife Love + Care + Fear + Fight + Help + Life=friendss I Love U My Frien...

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A 7 Year Old Child Writing A Letter To His Friend. Father : Do U Know How To Write? Son : No.so What My Friend Also Doesn't Know How ...

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What Does 'family' Stands For? F (ather) A (nd) M (other) I L (ove) Y (ou) :) :) :)...

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Father- Who Is Lincon Son- I Dont Know Father- Concentrate On Studies Than You Know Son- Who Is Naveen Father - I Dont Know Son - You Know If You Concentra...

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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me*jsk*...

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