Fish Messages

A Baby Fish Asked Her Mother: Y Can't We Live On Earth? Mother Fish: Earth Is Not The Place For Fish, It's Made For Selfish.

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Son : My Girlfriend Just Dumped Me. Dad : It's Okay Son.there's Plenty Other Fish In The Sea. Son : I'm A Human,why Would I Want To Date A Fish?...

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Fish Out Of Water Temple Without God Tree Without Root Sky Without Sun And Me Without You Is Like A Body Without Soul.

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A Baby Fish Asked Her Mother: Y Can't We Live On Earth? Mother Fish: Earth Is Not The Place For Fish, It's Made For Selfish.

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Frnds R Like Fishes. U Ve 2 Sit Patiently 4 A Long Time 2 Catch A Gud 1 Jst Like I Caught U. So Better Stay Nice Odrwise I Will Fry U...

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Fish Said To Water: You Cannot See My Tears, Bcoz I'm In U. Water Replied: But I Can Feel Your Tears Bcoz You Are In Me Thats Friendship. Have A Friendly Da...

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How Did The Blonde Try To Kill The Fish? She Tried To Drown It.

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There Were 2 Fish In A Tank, And One Fish Said To The Other Fish, Do You Have A Clue How To Drive This Thing

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Friends R Like Fishes.u Have To Sit Patiently For A Long Time To Catch A Good One...just Like I Caught U. So Better Stay Nice Otherwise I Will Fry You..)

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Friendship Is Like A Sea And Frndz Are Like Fishes...u R Ma Goldfish..i Keep U Safe In My Heart..bt If U Try 2 4gt Me.maa Kasam Fry Karke Billi Ko Khila Dungi...

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Friends R Like Fishes. U Have To Sit Patiently For A Long Time To Catch A Good One. Just Like I Caught U. So Better Stay Nice Otherwise I Will Fry You..)..........

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There Might Be A Lot Of Fish In The Sea... ...but You're The Cutest.

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Never Drink Unboiled Water B'coz Fish Do S*x In Water Without Condom. Pass This Sms To All Your Friends To Prevent Hiv/aids. :-d

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