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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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I Used To Flirt With Girls Just To Get The Guys Circling Around Us. I'm Getting Out Of It Now. I Have To Look After My Reputation.

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Ways To Be A Good Flirter ! Ask Him/her To Pick A Number Between 1 And 50, Then Reward Him With That Number Of Kisses..

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Can I Borrow A Quarter? -what For? I Want To Call My Mother And Tell Her I Just Met The Girl Of My Dream

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A Peach Is A Peach, A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without The Tongue, So Open Ur Mouth & Close Ur Eyes & Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise.

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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Are You A Parking Ticket..? Because You Have 'fine' Written All Over You!

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Dark Were Those Days, Without Your Sight. When I Was In Darkness, You Gave Me Light. You Gave Me Strength 2 Make Life Bright

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Best Reply For Denying A Proposal:i Like You A Lotbutlove Is Something That Gives Pain'n I Cant See You In Pain... !

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Best Feel Of Love. . . Brain Said To Heart Why R U Sending Msg To A Persn Who Is Not Responding You?? Then Heart Replied U Need Msg But I Need That Persn...

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Press Down If You Miss Me. Down... My Sweet.. You Really Miss Me Huh? Still Pressing Down Impressed, Ha? Well I Miss You Too......

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You Know Whats One Of The Best Things In Life? . . Its On The First Word Of This Message...

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Just Because I Flirt Doesnt Mean Im A H*e Unlike Most Girls I Learn To Say No...

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I Searched 4 U Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere Just 2 Say I Miss U....

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 A While Memories Can Be Kept In A File A Desert Can Replace The Nile But... Nothing Can Stop A Smile When Ur Name Appears On My Mobile....

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Facts Of Life-- Love Doesn't Start In The Morning N Doesn't End In The Evening.. It Starts When U Don't Need It N Does End When U Need It The Most.....

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When You Hate Someone You Will Try To Win Every Happiness Which Belongs To That Person. But When You Love Someone , You Will Sacrifice Everything To Win Just Th...

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Do You Like Maths ? If Yes Add A Bed, Substract Your Clothes , Divide Your Legs, And Then We Multiply.

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I Heard You Always Get Hick Ups All The Time, But Am Sorry I Cant Stop Thinking About You .....

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Hey Wanna Wacha Movie 2 Nite

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Question. What Is The Definition Of A Perfect Lover? ................... ................ Answer. A Man With A Nine Inch Tongue Who Can Breath Through His Ear...

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6 Rules To Be Happy: Free Your Heart From Hatred Free Your Mind From Worries Live Simply Expect Less Give More N Always.... Have Me As Ur Friend...!...

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U're.....b.i.t.c.h. B Eautiful I Ntelligent T Alented C Ute H Onest R U Smiling Now?...

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Should I Be Happy That Were Friends?...or Sad Coz Thats All We'll Ever Be?

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Betaab Tamannao Ki Kasak Rehney Do, Manzil Ko Paney Ki Kasak Rehney Do, Aap Chahe Raho Nazron Sey Door, Par Meri Aankhon Mein Apni Ek Jhalak Rehney Do.

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Height Of Will Power Lookin Into The Eyes Of A Girl For A Long Time.. When She Is Not Wearing Anything...

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In My Dream God Asked Me To Choose Between U My Smile, I Chose U Bcoz Without U, I Don't Know How To Smile. So Be With Me Always, If U Want Me To Smile. Plz Ra...

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If U Were A Booger I Would Pick You First =)

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Of All The Babes U R My Selection. Please Don't Giv Me A Rejection. My Teeth Are Clean For Ur Inspection So Give My Mouth A Tongue Injection!

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Happiest Man Is On Whose, Daughter's Photograph Is On Femina Cover, Son On India Today, Girlfriend On Playboy, Wife On Missing Coloumn Of Newspaper...

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse The Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forget Everything Do...

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Girl And Boy In Train....... Girl: Headake Boy Kissed Head Girl: Pain In Hand..... Boy Kissed Hand Girl: Pain In Cheek Boy Kissed.......... An Old Man Sitting N...

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Never Ask For A Hug Jus Take It Never Ask Do U Luv Me Say I Luv U Never Say I Cant Live Widout U Say I Live 4 U U've Been Trained Now Go Flirt !

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The Shortest Word For Me Is I The Sweetest Word For Me Is Love The Only One For Me Is You ...

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My Heart Has A Big Space4special Person Like U..if I Miss2communicate Don't Think I've 4gotten,coz Once I've Placed U In My Heart..there U'll B Stayin 4ever.

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I Want U … To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner…. & To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U…. “pay The Bill”

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By Expecting A Negative Answer, Girlfriend Ask “have U Ever Cheated, Lie, Broken Promise?” To Satisfy His Girl, The Boy Reply A Negative Answer: “nothi...

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Excuse Me, Do U Have A Band-aid? I Skinned My Knee When I Fell For You.

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A 90 Yr Old Man Started Making Love With His 85 Yr Wife, He Started Sucking Her Breats And After Few Seconds The Man Expired, Guess Why? Autoposy Report : Deat...

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Ah-- I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!

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