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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Girl: Do You Ever Think About The Future? Girl: What Do You See? Boy: What Do You See? Girl: I'm Serious. Boy: You.. I See You..!!!

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Dear Customer! Your Kiss Balance Is Getting Low!! Please Get Somebody And Recharge Ur Balance Now! U Have 2 Free Kiss, And 3minutes Hug Will Be Expired On 1st ...

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Great Minds Contain Ideas, Solution And Reason. Scientific Minds Contain Formulas, Theories And Figure,. . . But My Minds Contains Only U. !!!!!

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What Is Life? W/o Someone To Love. What Is Sharing ? W/o Someone To Care. What Is Caring ? W/o A Friend . What Is A Friend? / W/o You... What I...

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Butterflies Don't Know The Color Of Their Wings, But Human Eyes Know How Nice It Is... Like Wise You Don't Know 'how Good You Are', But I Know 'how Special You ...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? It’s When Your Love Letter Starts With: To Whomsoever It May Concern

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Men And Rats? A: Both Keep Searching For New Holes.

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart! :)

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Flirting.. Is A Habit For Those Who Are Single Its Their Own Way Of Saying Im Free But For Those Who Are Commited Its Their Way Of Saying Im Bored...

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A Day May Start Or End Without A Message From Me, But Believe Me It Won't Start Or End Without Me Thinking Of U..see! I Just Did.

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Im Really Good At Algerbra But Am Having Trouble Getting Your Digit

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What Is Kiss? Kiss Is An Upper Preparation For Lower Invasion, That Will Lead To Further Penetation,in Fast Acceleration That Will Build The Next Generation.

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Kisses Blown R Kisses Wasted. Kisses R Not Kisses Unless They R Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs R Hated, But U Can Kiss Me Baby I'm Vaccinated.

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Coz It Lost His Most Beautiful Angel......!

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If U Delete This Sms Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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You Can Fall From The Sky, You Can Fall From The Tree But The Best Why Is To Fall Is Fall In Love With Me.

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U R Walkin In Road. Grls R Lookin At U U R Smiling Smartly 2 Them. U Don't Care Any1. But Opps U Just 4got 2 Close Ur Pants Chain Again Have No Underware!

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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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Our Life Is Long Time! We Meet For Short Time! But You Will Be In My Heart Life Time! My Sweet Frnd I Will Not Miss You Anx Time!

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(',') ( ) 70 Kg J L (',') ( ) 50 Kg J L (,'') ) ( 30 Kg Jl Look What Happened To Me While Waiting 4 Ur Msg..send Me ...

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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I Wish I Could Be Your Tear Drops, For What More Could Anyone Ask For Then To Be Conceived In Your Heart, Born In Your Eyes, Live On Your Cheeks, And Die On You...

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Girl--i'm Sorry I've Never Kissed Before I'd Understand If You'd Care Boy--quiet Girl--starts To Walk Away Boy--grabs Her And Kisses Her.... What Now? We Just K...

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The Best Anti-virus Program For A Computer Is Safe-s*x. Leave The Plastic Cover On The Floppy When Inserting In Drive.

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber You Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!...

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The Course I Took Was Hard.. I Think I Should Shift In Bachelor Of Science In Falling In Love? Major In You.. :)...

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This Is A Funny Sms... But Stupid People Don't Press Down.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finall...

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Stars R Too Far, Sun Is Very Hot, Moon Is Unapproachable, So God Spcialy Made Lover Like U, So Tht I Cn Say I Hv My Own Little Universe!

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Friendship Is Vast Like Universe, Deep Like Ocean, High Like Sky, Strong Like Iron, Kind Like Mother, Cute Like Me Sweet Like U...

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Sounds Women Make During S*x. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh God.

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It Must Be Cold In Here - Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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I Know You Think I'm Cute, I Know You Think I'm Fine, But Like The Other Girls Take A Number And Wait In Line...

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There Are So Many People In The World But In My World There's Only One , And That Is You!!!

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A Special Smile A Special Face, A Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will. You've Filled A Space No One Can Fill! X

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Having A Good Laugh With A Friend Like You Stimulates Endorphins, The Brains Natural Painkillers. So, If You Need To Laugh And You Cant Find A Friend Like Yours...

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Banta Sing: U Get Marry With Santa After My Death, Wife: But Why? He Is Ur No 1 Enemy,banta!, This Is Only Way To Take Revenge With Santa Singh.

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