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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My V****a Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. Girl: Just Recharge The Battery....

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends 1,too Many Questions. 2,difficult To Understand. 3.more Explanation Is Needed. 4.result Is Always Fail!....

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Life Is Pretty Much Unpredictable. I May Not Live Long Enough But I Won't Miss Out Letting You Know That Life Is Worth Living With Someone Like You Around.

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Sometime.. My Eyes Get Jealous Of My Heart!!! You Know Why? Bcoz....you Always Remain Close To My Heart Far From My Eyes

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I Love All D Stars In D Sky,but They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones In Your Eyes

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I Wish I Could Be Your Tear Drops, For What More Could Anyone Ask For Then To Be Conceived In Your Heart, Born In Your Eyes, Live On Your Cheeks, And Die On You...

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New Style Of Propose A A Girl.. I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Love And I Dont Want My Son To Do The Same 4 Your Daughter ,so Lets Make Them Brother...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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I Wanted To Put Something Incredibly Beautiful, Sweet, Nice, Sensitive, E****c And Funny On Your Mobile Screen, But Unfortunately I Do Not Fit On It.

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When You Get This Sms,send It To,1 Person You Love,1 You Hate,1 You Always Think Of And 1 You Wish To Kill Now,keep Guessing Why I Sent It To You.

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Hey, I've Got Two Words For You: What? I Love You. Huh, Isn't That Three Words? 'cuz You N I Are One. :-x

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Golden Thought From Petroleum Companies To Indian Youths: Avoid Girls, Save Petrol :-)

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come N Leave Things Behind? See Now What U Have Left.. U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face...

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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Do I Have To Walk By Again!?! :$:$

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I Tried To Find The Perfect Line To Make You Mine, Sweetheart, But After Searching All I Could Come Up With Was This Look In My Eyes And Your Hand In Mine, And ...

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Programming Is Like S*x: One Mistake And You Have To Support It For The Rest Of Your Life

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One Who Somes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks, Has An Alcoholic Heart... So Dear U Must Stop Eating Sweets... As U R Already A Sweet Hart!**...

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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It Remains 4evr 4evr 4evr 4evr 4evr 4evr Only Partner Changes So, Keep Luving D Latest....

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A Thousand Miles Seems Pretty Far But They've Got Planes And Trains And Cars I'd Walk To You If I Had No Other Way Our Friends Would All Make Fun Of Us And We'l...

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The Time I Really * Miss You * *when I See Ur Smile And Know That It Is Not For Me... That Is When I Will Miss U The Most.*...

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Why Do 90 Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left B***st ? Because.... 90 Of The Boys Are Right Handed.. .

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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Love Is A Bird: U Hold It Tightly, It Dies. Hold It Lightly, It Flies. Hold It Nicely, It S***s In Ur Hands.. Moral: Forget Love,, Just Flirt

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Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That We Cannot Include In Our Cv Despite Of Having Years Of Experience And Number Of Refferences.. )...

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She Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest. She Who Laughs First Has The Best Smile.

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A Girl Goes To Repair Her Umbrella . Man : First We Have To Remove The Cloth Above Girl : Then ? Man : Then I Have To Insert A Rod At The Bottom Girl : D...

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Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A Car? I Put My Dog Out Of The Window, U Put Ur Face Out Too, Then People Started Shouting Twins Twins

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give You The Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give You A Tree. If You Love A Planet, I Will Give You A Galaxy. If Friendship Is Lif...

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You Know Why I Hate Silence So Much?? 'cause When It's Quiet.. When I'm All Alone.. I Realize.. I'm Badly... Missin' Your Noise....

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Last Nite I Wanted To Rite U A Letter But All I Cud Rite Was... Noh Ss!w ! It Didnt Made Sense Until U Read It Upside Down

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No And Yes Are Two Short Words Which Need A Long Thought, Most Of The Things V Miss In Life Are Due To Saying No Too Soon Or Yes Too Late!!!

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Bhulna Hamari Aadat Nahi, Yaadashat Chali Jaye To Aur Baat Hai, Aap Ki Yaad Aati Hai Har Sans Ke Sath, Sans Toot Jaye To Aur Baat Hai.

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Love A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Looking H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kidding...

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having Black Dots In It... Girl: What??? Boy: Yes, Your Eyes......

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Boy: Why Haven't You Had A Boy-friend Yet? Girl: I'm Not Allowed To Have A Bf, Why Don't U Have A Gf? Boy: Coz You Are Not Allowed To Have A Bf Yet. . :)...

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Girl:i Cant Come Over Now! Im In My Pijama's I Dont Have Make-up On...i Look Horrible. Boy: I Dont Care What U Are In Baby, As Long As U Are In My Arms .....

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In My Dream God Asked Me To Choose Between You My Smile, I Chose You Because Without You, I Don't Know How To Smile. So Be With Me Always, If U Want Me To Smile...

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