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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Pick Up Line. Guy: Hey Do You Work At Subway? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because You Just Gave Me A Footlong.

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I Want You To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner... Say Those Sweet Three Words To U... Pay The Bill

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Jack N Jill Were Playing In The Garden But End Up With An Arguement. Jack Pulled Down His Pant, See I've 'this' That U Will Nvr Gonna Hve! Jill Giggled, She ...

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Thought Of The Day: Make Love And Not War... Because Condoms... Are Cheaper Than Guns.

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Mom To Daughter:- When Ur Boyfriend Kiss U..thn Say Don't And When He Hug U Thn Say Stop 2nd Day:- Beti:mom When He Was Doing Both Thn I Said ...

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Best Feel Of Love. . . Brain Said To Heart Why R U Sending Msg To A Persn Who Is Not Responding You?? Then Heart Replied U Need Msg But I Need That Persn...

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A Girl Goes To Repair Her Umbrella . Man : First We Have To Remove The Cloth Above Girl : Then ? Man : Then I Have To Insert A Rod At The Bottom Girl : D...

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Ferrari's Are Red, Lambo's Are Blue... But I Am As Happy In A Mini With You.

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Sweet Flirt: Boy: Y Dnt U Hv A Bf Yet? Gal: M Nt Allowed To Hv A Bf, Y Dnt U Hv A Gf? Boy:bcz U R Nt Allowed To Hv A Bf Yet:*

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I Would Fly You To The Moon And Back If Youll Be If Youll Be My Baby

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I Heard You Always Get Hick Ups All The Time, But Am Sorry I Cant Stop Thinking About You .....

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People Die Younger, Because God Loves Them So Much., You're Still On Earth, Bcoz There's Someone Who Loves You More Than God...and You Know Who It Is Thats Me

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A Girl Proposed Me : I Said.. . . ? . . . ? ? . . . .? I M Not Accepting Your Request But I Salute Ur Choise...

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If You Are Bold And Lover Than Could Ask Any Girl Two Question Q.1, In The Human Body What Use Of Lips Q.2, Do You Love Me

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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Boy:heyyy!!! Girl: Whaaat!! Boy: Lets Play Rock-paper-scissors Girl: Erhh, Okay Both: Rock--paper--scissors Boy: Okay, I Won!! Girl: What? You Didnt Even Pick O...

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I Know You Think I'm Cute, I Know You Think I'm Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...enough About Me! How About You?.

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In Life When U Get Troubles, Don't Get Nervous......just Close Ur Eyes And Follow Ur Heart...... Heart May Be In Left..... But It Always Right! And Loves U

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When Night I Passion Come On Give Birth To . I Want To Bend Body, And Cry Not Enough , Not Enough ! But You Are Far So, So, I Is Put And I Wait.

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell Crocodile? Johny: K-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l Teacher: No, Thats Wrong Johny: Maybe Its Wrong, But You Ask Me How I Spell It!...

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I Am Opening An Emotional Bank Account For U Sweetheart, So Deposit Your Love In It And You Will Get The Interest ... :)

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If You Say My Eyes Are Beautiful It's Because They're Looking At You, For My Eyes Are Just The Windows My Feelings Come Through.

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Never Ask For A Hug Jus Take It Never Ask Do U Luv Me Say I Luv U Never Say I Cant Live Widout U Say I Live 4 U U've Been Trained Now Go Flirt !

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Height Of Diplomacy Forgetting Girlfriend's Birth Day N Later Telling Her:how Can I Remember Ur Birthday When U Dont Luk A Year Older

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I'm Not Single Because I Don't Get Offers I'm Single Because I Won't Settle For Less Than I Deserve..... :-)

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Similarity Between Viagra Rail Reservation Counter? Both Make You Stand For 1 Hour For A 2 Minute Job...

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Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet? Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend, Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..? ...... Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A ...

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She Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest. She Who Laughs First Has The Best Smile.

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How Can U Sm_le Without I How Can U Be N_ce Without I How Can U W_sh Without I How Can U L_ve Without I See How Important I M In Ur Life :)...

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Vacancy In My Heart 4 A True Friend Eligibility: Loving Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not Required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: Asap, R U Intereste...

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I Hope You Know Cpr Because You Take My Breath Away

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One + One=two Eyes Look U 12 + 12=24 Hours Thinking Abt U Three + Four=seven Days In Week Missing U One + Eleven=12 Months I Always Loved You...

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U're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away Like Dandruff I Cant Get You Off My Head Like My Car, You Drive Me Crazy Like Dentures, I Cant Smile Without You...

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Q: Wht Do Girls Put There Phones In There Back Pocket. A: They Want Guys To Stare At There A*s

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You Look Great Today. How Did I Know? Because You Look Great Everyday.

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The Shortest Word For Me Is I, The Sweetest Word For Me Is Love, But The Only Word For Me Is You

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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Golden Thought From Petroleum Companies To Indian Youths: Avoid Girls, Save Petrol :-)

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