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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Love Is Like Bird U Hold Tightly It Dies You Hold Lightly It Flies U Hold Nicely It S***s In Your Hands So Forget Love Just Flirt...

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You Know That I Love You Girl. Hot Like Mexico!enjoy! Stop In This Point,i've Gotta Chose...nothing To Loose...!

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I Got A Mouth Full Of Skittles Wanna Taste The Rainbow

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Hav U Ever Thanked Frnds. 4 Dere Smiles? Dere Hello's? Dere Pats N Ur Back? Imagine Dey Nt Doin Dat...... Small Things Usualy Go Unoticed** So Thank You.....

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U May Love A Girl Very Deeply... But U Can't Express It Deeper Than 6-8 Inches...

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If 100 Of People Love U, Make Sure I'm One Of Them, If 99 Hate U, Make Sure I'm The 1 Which Love U, If 100 Hate U, Make Sure I Am Dead....

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B: I'm So Tired. G: Go To Sleep! B: Is That What You Want? G: No, But You Need To Sleep. B: Then Shush. G: I'm Just Doing What's Best For You. B: You Are What's...

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I Want You To Be With Me.... In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner... Say Those Sweet Three Words To U... Pay The Bill Plz...

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If You're Nice, You Can Call Me Sweety, If You're Sweet You Can Call Me Hunny. If You're Hot You Can Call Me Tonight! :$

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If I Said U Had A Hot Body Would U Hold It Against Me?

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An Old Lady Was In A Store Selling Condoms. ''hi Do U Sell Extra Large Condoms Here? ''yes We Do. Salesman Pointed To A Corner. Quickly She Went There But S...

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Do You Take Me To Be Your Lawfully Wedded Text Mate, In Sickness Or In Health, Through Metering Or Not, Till Low Bat Do Us Part?

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse Da Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Do...

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I Swear By The Moon And The Star In The Sky And I Swear Like The Shadows That By Your Side ...

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I'm Wearing Colourstay Lipstick. Wanna Help Me Test The Claim It Won't Kiss Off?

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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Never Frown When You're Sad... Coz You Never Know Who's Falling In Love With Ur Smile...

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You're Eyes Are Soften Tender,as Sweet As They Can Be. There's One Thing You Must Remember, You Are The One For Me!!!

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If You Wait To Be Happy, You'll Wait Forever...!! But If You Start To Be Happy, You'll Be Happy Forever...

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Love+ship = Titanic Dinosar+forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+gun = Terminator You+your Smile = Oh!!! My God The Mummy Returns

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To Live This Life I Need A Heartbeat, To Have A Heartbeat I Need A Heart, To Have A Heart I Need Happiness And To Have Happiness I Need You!

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There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can't Take Them Off You!?!

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To Make It Stand U Wet It!. To Make It Wet.. U Suck It!. To Make It Stiff.. U Lick It!. To Get It In.. U Push It!. D**n.! Threading A Needle Is.. Not A Joke.. L...

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U Can B Doctor Save Lives, Lawyer Amp Defend Lives, Sweet Person Amp Touch Hearts!

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Do You Know, What Is Heaven??? It Is The Second Best Thing Made By God Because First He Made You.

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# Whenever I Miss U I Won't Luk 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse The Order, Can You Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything...

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Similarity Between Viagra Rail Reservation Counter? Both Make You Stand For 1 Hour For A 2 Minute Job...

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Definition Of My Friendship : Medicine When U R In Pain. A Letter When U R Far, A Smile When Ur Sad, A Hanky When U Cry. One More Breath When I Will Die....

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Shortest Word Is I. Sweetest Word Is Love. Cutest Person Is U. That Is I Love U

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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It's Nice To See The Ocean, Climbing Up The Rocks, But It's More Nice To Achieve With A Kiss, Your Lips

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This Is A Funny Sms... But Stupid People Don't Press Down.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finall...

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Life Is 4 Living, I Live Mine 4 U! Luv Is 4 Giving, I Give Mine 2 U! Dreams R 4 Dreaming, Mine R 4 U! Heart Is 4 Beating Mine Beats 4 U!

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Flirting Of Boy Nd Gal.. Flirting Is D Only Job In The World That A Man Can't Include In His Bio Data Despite Having Years Of Experience And Number Of Referenc...

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends 1,too Many Questions. 2,difficult To Understand. 3.more Explanation Is Needed. 4.result Is Always Fail!....

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me,lolz..!! ...

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Once Upon A Time It Happened To Me,the Sweetest Thing That Could Ever Be,it Was A Fantasya Dream Come True...it Was The Dayi Came To Knw Someone Like You.

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