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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Be Careful When A Girl Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!...

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Apart From Being Beautiful, What Do You Do For A Living?

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I $ft Gleming Ite Of Trs, My Ll Ur Dremz Come Tre, My Vry $tr Of Very Nite Brig Love Joy 2 , :*sweet* :ddrems

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, That Boy Started Touching De Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Married...

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Loading The Girl Meter..... 5 17 26 57 78 99 100 Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100 Gorgeous Girl...

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Boy Wrap Your Arms Around Me, And Let Me Hold You Tight, In The Middle Of The Night Ill Make You Feel Alright :$

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1+1=2 Eyes Look At You. . . . 12+12=24 Hours Thinking About You. . . 3+4=7 Days In Week Missing You. . . . 1+11=12 Months, I Always Need A Sweet Person Like Y...

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You Are Just Like A Bounty ... A Piece Of Paradise On Earth

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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You Know Why I Hate Silence So Much?? 'cause When It's Quiet.. When I'm All Alone.. I Realize.. I'm Badly... Missin' Your Noise....

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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Im Sorry..but I Dont Wanna Talk To You Anymore....goodbye Forever.. Because My Doctor Said I Should Avoid Sweet Stuff... And You Are Right At The Top Of The S...

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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A Hug Is A Hug A Kiss Is A Kiss, Without You In My Life Baby I Love You Is What I Will Miss. You Took Me By The Hand You Swept Me Off My Feet. So Please Unders...

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Shortest Word Is I. Sweetest Word Is Love. Cutest Person Is U. That Is I Love U

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Golden Rule:- To Be Happy With A Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot. To Be Happy With A Woman, Love Her A Lot And Do Not Try To Understand Her :)...

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A Man Was Traveling In Train With 13 Children... A Lady Asked These All Are Ur Children ??? He Replied No Madam!! Actually Im The Owner Of Condom Factory And T...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means... Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says... No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever...

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful.....

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What I Feel For You,is Really True. You Got To Know,i Need You So. When You Are Gone,i Can't Go On. Can't You See, That You Are The Only One For Me?

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Happiest Man Is On Whose, Daughter's Photograph Is On Femina Cover, Son On India Today, Girlfriend On Playboy, Wife On Missing Coloumn Of Newspaper...

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# A Smile To Put You On A High... A Kiss To Set Your Soul All Right... Would It Be All Right If I Spent Tonight Being Loved By You????

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I Want U … To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner…. & To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U…. “pay The Bill”

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Roses Are Red, Pickles Are Green. I Love Your Legs And Whats In Between.

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Hi!you Have Very Strong Body!i Like It!and You're Eyes Are Beautiful!i Like U..bye..

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I Heard Someone Saying Your Name, But When I Turned Around To See Who It Was, I Noticed I Was Alone, Then I Realised It Was My Heart Telling Me That - I Miss U

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Girl:i Cant Come Over Now! Im In My Pijama's I Dont Have Make-up On...i Look Horrible. Boy: I Dont Care What U Are In Baby, As Long As U Are In My Arms .....

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A Mobile Is Like Women – Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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I D O N ' T K N O W W H A T I S R O M A N C E ... I N E E D You T O T E A C H M E .......

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A Ur Attractive B Ur D Best C Ur Cute D Ur Dear Two Me E Ur Excellent F Ur Funny G Ur Good Looking He He He He I Am J Just K Kiddin...

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Sounds Women Make During S*x. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh God.

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Love Is Sweet Poison: Do Not Consume Without Your Beloved's Advise And Keep Out Of Reach Of Children And Keep It In Cool And Dark Place

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An Excellent Line By A Boy: I Loved Someone, But She Broke My Heart Into Pieces. Now Each Piece Of My Heart Loves Sumone, And People Call Me A Flirt

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire

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One Who Somes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks Has An Alcoholic Heart, So Dear You Must Stop Eating Sweets, As You Already A Sweethart!**

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I'm New In Town - Can You Show Me The Way To Your Home ?

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4 Year Old Childrens Boy: Can I Take Ur Photo? Girl:why?for What? Boy: So That I Can Show Santa Claus What I Want For Christmas....

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Life Is 4 Living, I Live Mine 4 U! Luv Is 4 Giving, I Give Mine 2 U! Dreams R 4 Dreaming, Mine R 4 U! Heart Is 4 Beating Mine Beats 4 U!

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