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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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Those Who Can't Have U Hate U, Those Who Have U Can't Handle U, Those Who Abuse U Lose U, & Then There Are Those Like Me Who Just Can't Refuse U!

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U Are A... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*...

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A High Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :p...

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A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl Replied:-don't Follow Me, My Sister Is Coming Behind U Boy Replied:-don't Worry My Brother Is Following Her

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Excuse Me, Do U Have A Band-aid? I Skinned My Knee When I Fell For You

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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What Is Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You..

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Bbc News: 8 Girls Are Admitted Inthe Hospital For Suicide Attempt Reason:my Cell Phone Was Switched Off Yesterday

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Boy: Why Haven't You Had A Boy-friend Yet? Girl: I'm Not Allowed To Have A Bf, Why Don't U Have A Gf? Boy: Coz You Are Not Allowed To Have A Bf Yet. . :)...

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When The Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern

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A Girl Proposed Me : I Said.. . . ? . . . ? ? . . . .? I M Not Accepting Your Request But I Salute Ur Choise...

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Heartbeats Are Countless Spirits Are Ageless...... Dreams Are Endless....... Memories Are Timeless....... A Friend Like You Shameless. Oops. Sorry Is Priceless!...

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Am I Cute? Test Call, If I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous...

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Are You Gillette Because Your The Best A Man Can Get!!

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If U Feel ..a Little Dizzy, ..a Lot Bored, ..a Little Sink, ..all Lost, ..a Little Sad, ..i Think I Know Whats Wrong, U R Suffering From Lack Of Vitamin - Me...

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Do Your Feet Never Hurt ???...you Are Wondering Around My Thoughts All Day Long.

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Im Really Good At Algerbra But Am Having Trouble Getting Your Digit

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A Peach Is A Peach. A Plum Is A Plum. A Kiss Is Not A Kiss Unless Its With Tongues

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I Believe That God Above Created You For Me To Luv. He Picked You Out From All The Rest Cos He Knew I Would Luv You The Best!

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Love Affairs : Something Like Cricket, Where One-day Internationals Are More Popular Than A Five-day Test . . .

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I Know You Think I'm Cute, I Know You Think I'm Fine, But Like The Other Girls Take A Number And Wait In Line...

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Some Say You Are Ugly, Some Say You Are Jungly, Some Say You Are Pugly, But I Say You Are Lovely

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I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me. :...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill.

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# A Smile To Put You On A High... A Kiss To Set Your Soul All Right... Would It Be All Right If I Spent Tonight Being Loved By You????

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In Da Mornin I Don�t Eat Coz I Think Of U, At Noon I Don�t Eat Coz I Think Of U, In Da Evenin I Don�t Eat Coz I Think Of U, At Night I Don�t Sleep...

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Guy: Hey...is Ur Name Google..?? . . Girl:no.. . . . Guy: But U Have All The Things I'm Searching For...!).

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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I Want Triplets You Want Twins.lets Get In Bed And See Who Wins!

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I Searched 4 U Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere Just 2 Say I Miss U....

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Kisses Blown R Kisses Wasted. Kisses R Not Kisses Unless They R Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs R Hated, But U Can Kiss Me Baby I'm Vaccinated. .

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Boy. Hey You Girl. Who Me Boy. Yeah You Listen. Being Emo Doesnt Mean I Dont Have A Heart, It Means I Have A Heart But I Dont Want It Becuse There Is No One ...

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If You're A Chocolate, You're The Sweetest.. If You're A Teddy Bear, You're The Most Huggable.. If You're A Star, You're The Brightest.. And, Since We're Frie...

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Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jaye, Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam Na Ho Jaye, Kar Rahe Hain Intezaar Teri Mohabbat Ka, Isi Intezaar Me Zindagi Tamam Na Ho J...

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Last Night I Sent An Angel 2 Watch Over U While U Were Sleeping.but It Came Back Early!so I Asked Why?it Said That Angels Don't Watch Over Other Angels!

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I Do Not Think Much, I Do Not Think Often, But When I Do Think, I Think Of You!!

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