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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Message: In Life There Are 6 Things U Must Never Lose, ..1. Character ..2. Self Respect ..3. Hope ..4. Heart ..5. Identity .. 6. Of Course Me..!...

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I Always Smile Whenever I See Your Name On My Mobile ... : )

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Wife:-i Will Die. Husband:- I Will Also Die. Wife:-why Will You Die? Husband:-because I Cant Bear Such Excitement.

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Ts The Thing That Satisfies Your Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Your Naughty Mind!...

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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I Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S E X Y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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From The Moment I Found You... I Wanted To Bring You Home.

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You Can Fall From A Mountain,you Can Fall From A Tree,but The Best Way To Fall,is To Fall In Love With Me.

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This Is A Funny Sms... But Stupid People Don't Press Down.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finall...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue.smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday ...

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Youre My Angel My Lullaby Forever Yours Until I Die Youre My Angel My Sweetest Thought Eternally Yours My Dear Angel, The Only One I've Got....

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Life Is Pretty Much Unpredictable. I May Not Live Long Enough But I Won't Miss Out Letting You Know That Life Is Worth Living With Someone Like You Around....

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I Wish I Could Be Your Tear Drops, For What More Could Anyone Ask For Then To Be Conceived In Your Heart, Born In Your Eyes, Live On Your Cheeks, And Die On You...

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One Who Smokes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks, Has An Alcoholic Heart... So Dear U Must Stop Eating Sweets... As U R Already A Sweetehart!**...

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A 90 Yr Old Man Started Making Love With His 85 Yr Wife, He Started Sucking Her Breats And After Few Seconds The Man Expired, Guess Why? Autoposy Report : Deat...

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A D V I S E -=- Of The -=- -=- D A Y -=- F L I R T ... B U T B E A L E R T...

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Love Is When U Cant Pay Attention In Class Cause You Always Writing Your First Name With His Last

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill… . . . . So, Please Don’t Look At Me . . . . I Don’t Wanna See You Die.!!!

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A Boy Was Folowing A Girl, Girl Replied:-don't Follow Me, My Sister Is Coming Behind U Boy Replied:-don't Worry My Brother Is Following Her

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Boy. Hey You Girl. Who Me Boy. Yeah You Listen. Being Emo Doesn't Mean I Don't Have A Heart, It Means I Have A Heart But I Don't Want It Because There Is No ...

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination..!!!...

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Best Quote Ever... Some Say, You Don't Know What You Have Until You Lose It.. But The Fact Is.., You Always Know What You Have.. You Just Never Thought You Woul...

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I Like Your Style. I Like Your Class, But Most Of All I Like Your A*s.

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I'm The Strawberry U R The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen. U I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme! :d

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A Pastry Said 2 A Chocolate. D**n Were Sweet!! The Chocolate Replied. U Think We Are Sweet U Havent Seen The Person Reading This Message

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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Sometimes My Eyes Gets Jealous Of My Heart.. Know Why? Guess.. It's Simply B'coz.. U Always Remain Close To My Heart But Far From My Ey...

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You Seem Like A Sweet Person...:) Will You Mind If I Taste You?:)...

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I Never Know What The Future Brings, But I Know U R Here With Me Now. Well Make It Through And I Hope U Are The One I Share My Life With

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Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S**y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy.ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said.

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Is Ur Dad An Alien Cuz U Are Outta This World?

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09, Apr 2008 Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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Girl And Boy In Train....... Girl: Headake Boy Kissed Head Girl: Pain In Hand..... Boy Kissed Hand Girl: Pain In Cheek Boy Kissed.......... An Old Man Sitting N...

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Last Night, I Was There Thinking About U, 1drop Rolled Out, I Said Why R U Rolled Out,, It Said That There Is Someone So Beautiful , So There Is No Place 4 Me....

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Your Eyes Are Like Spanners - Every Time You Look At Me My Nuts Tighten.

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The Shortest Word For Me Is I... The Sweetest Word For Me Is Love.... The Only One For Me Is You!

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Love A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Looking H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kidding...

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In My Dreams You're Mine, In My Life You're A Dream!!! :$:$:$:$:$

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