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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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A Girl Goes To Repair Her Umbrella . Man : First We Have To Remove The Cloth Above Girl : Then ? Man : Then I Have To Insert A Rod At The Bottom Girl : D...

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You Look Great Today. How Did I Know? Because You Look Great Everyday.

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Meeting U Was Fate, Becoming Ur Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With U Was Completely Out Of My Control.

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Be Careful When A Girl Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!...

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Im Sorry..but I Dont Wanna Talk To You Anymore....goodbye Forever.. Because My Doctor Said I Should Avoid Sweet Stuff... And You Are Right At The Top Of The S...

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If I Could Rearrange Da Alphabet I Wood Put U And I Together

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You Know What, In The Whole World There Is No Such Darling Whom I Love And I Want The Whole World To Know That I Will Never Forget You!

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Roses Are Red Lemons Are Sour Spread You Legs And Give Me An Hour

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Someone Asked Me To Describe U In A Sentence! I Said, An Individual Who Makes Place In Others Heart Without Even Knocking At It.

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I'm Wearing Colourstay Lipstick. Wanna Help Me Test The Claim It Won't Kiss Off?

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I Wanted To Be Tear To Be Born In Your Eyes, Cover Your Cheeks And Die On Your Lips .

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If, Out Of Time, I Could Pick One Moment And Keep It Shining, Always New, Of All The Days That I Have Lived, I'd Pick The Moment I Met You.

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I Hereby Place U Under Arrest 4 Violating Code 069 Distracting Public With Ur Xtreme Good Looks S*x Appeal. Remain Silent Report 2 My Bedroom.

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In My Dream God Asked Me To Choose Between You My Smile, I Chose You Because Without You, I Don't Know How To Smile. So Be With Me Always, If U Want Me To Smile...

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The Rain Makes All Thingz Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Y Doesn't It Rain On U?

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Valentine, You Set My Heart On Fire!

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Remember Dat Der Will Always Be S O M E O N E Who Remembers U Everyday With Or Without Messages!

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If U Open My Heart, Guess What You Are Gonna See? Its You. True Loves Are Hard To Find So I Kept You. . . . . . .

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Height Of Flirting: Writing A Love Letter With The Title As 'to Whom So Ever It May Concern'

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If Loving You Is A Sin, Then I Would Rather Live As A Sinner.

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It Takes Two To Tango, Two To Kiss, Two To Talk & Reminisce. So Many Good Things Come In Pair & One Of Those Things Is Me N You!

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I Heard You Always Get Hick Ups All The Time, But Am Sorry I Cant Stop Thinking About You .....

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How To Impress A Girl.? Respect Her Honour Her Love Her Protect Her Care For Her. How To Impress A Boy..? Just Smile!...

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When You Hate Someone You Will Try To Win Every Happiness Which Belongs To That Person. But When You Love Someone , You Will Sacrifice Everything To Win Just Th...

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Having A Good Laugh With A Friend Like You Stimulates Endorphins, The Brains Natural Painkillers. So, If You Need To Laugh And You Cant Find A Friend Like Yours...

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Yesterday Whole Night I Was Thinking Abt U Only N Only U U U And Only U Now I M Thinking Abt V . . . . . Tonight I Ll Think Abt W X Y Z...!!!...

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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My Friend Wants To Know If You Think I'm Hot. :-x

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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S*x Is The Game, Love Is A Name, Forget The Name ...... Lets Play The Game.

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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What Did Eva Shout When She Wanted To Have S*x ?? ............. Adam Where Are You !!

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Lost My Phone Number, Can I Borrow Yours?

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It Takes 2 To Tango, 2 To Talk... Many Gd Thngs Come In Pair 1 Among Them Me N U

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When I Am Not Messaging U It Does Not Mean That I Have Forgotten U, I Am Just Giving U Time To Miss Me

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..:p

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The Boy Puts His Information In Her Communication And Together They Make Population!

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Love Is A Gambling, Don't Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name. Enjoy It Or Thi...

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Are You Free Tonight, Or Will It Cost Me? I'm New In Town, Can You Give Me Directions To Your Flat?

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