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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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There Are 4 Ways To Enjoy Love 1. Hand In Hand. 2. That In Hand. 3. Hand In That. 4. That In That. Now Dont Ask Me What Is That........

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Its Too Heard To Loose Someone Who Is 99 Percent Cute, 98 Percent Sweet, 97 Percent Loving, 96 Percent Talented And 100 Percent Friendly, Thats Me, Whats A Was...

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I Have Never Enjoyed Anyones Company As Much As Yours No Matter What Were Doing And I Just Want To Be Right Next To You For The Rest Of My Life.

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You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter ...

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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To Make It Stand U Wet It!. To Make It Wet.. U Suck It!. To Make It Stiff.. U Lick It!. To Get It In.. U Push It!. D**n.! Threading A Needle Is.. Not A Joke.. L...

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There Are Tulips In My Garden, There Are Tulips In The Park., But Nothing Is More Be Beautiful Than Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!

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Guy: You Are So Beautiful You Could Steal The Heart Of Any Guy Just By Saying Hello Girl: Well, Then Hello! Guy: You Already Stole Mine. Girl: How? Guy: By ...

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Love A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Looking H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kidding...

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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy. You Naughty Mind! I Meant Her Heart!!

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I�ll Give U One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I�ll Give U Two Kisses To Dream. I�ll Give U An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When U Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me....

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If U Were A Booger I Would Pick You First =)

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F U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreadin That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous...

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New System Of Love Jan-rose, Feb-propose, Mar-gift, Apri-lift, May-chating, June-dating, July-miss U, Aug-meet U, Sep-anger, Oct-danger, Nov-left, Dec-next........

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Do You Know, What Is Heaven??? It Is The Second Best Thing Made By God Because First He Made You.

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Luk 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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Hold You Close To Me If Someone Would Ask Me What A Beautiful Life Means, I Would Lean My Head On Your Shoulder And Hold You Close To Me And Answer With A Smil...

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile ? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber You Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart !

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A Sad Girl Was Sittin Wid Her Boyfrnd Boy: U R D Second Most Beautiful Girl I've Ever Seen Girl: Who's The First? Boy: It's You When U Smile:)...

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You Are The Reason Why I Have Sleepless Nights. You Are The Reason Why I Tend To Hold My Pillow Tight. And You Are The Reason I Cant Sleep Without Saying Good...

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You're Eyes Are Soft En Tender,as Sweet As They Can Be.there's One Thing You Must Remember, You Are The One For Me!!! :$ :)

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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Can U Keep A Secret? Between Me U You Promise? I Really Need To Tell U This.. Well.. I Miss U..

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Boy - Hey... Is Your Namr Google ? Girl - No .... But Why..? Boy - Coz You Have All The Things I Am Searching For .....!!

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Tell Me You Can't Live Without Me And I'll Be Yours! :$

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If U Think Dat I Am Thinking Of U Everytime Den U R Wrong.. I Think Of U Only Wenever I Miss U... But D**n Everytime I Miss U!!...

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U Luv Sumone... U Marry Sumone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Ur Wife Or Husband The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Emai Id...!

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Boy: Jaaneman, Is Dil Mein Aaja! Gal: Sandal Utaaroon Kya? Boy: Are Pagli, Yeh Koi Mandir Thodi Hai, Aise Hi Aaja!

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An Angel Picked A Flower And Sprinkled It With Dew, Kissed It And Blessed It And Turned It Into You

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Do You Know What Is Meant By -mobile- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every Where So Now Lets Start...

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply! ..

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Can't Say I Don't Like You Since It's Not True, Can't Bear To Live You Coz I Care For You, Can't Say A Word When With You Coz All I Can Think Of Is How Much I...

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...................if U Agree 2 All Her Likes, U R A Wimp. If U Dont, U R Not Understand'g So Simple Yet So Complex, So Wierd Yet So Beautiful. Thats A Girl...!...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Make Them Brother N Siste...

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-having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree.

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