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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Those Innocent Eyes..those Kissable Lips...a Great Smile...the Perfect Walk..smoothest Talk...absolutely Gorgeous...thats Enough About Me..how Are You?

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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If Love Friendship Could Be Brought Or Sold As If They Were Stocks Shares Those Wise Enough To Invest In You Sexyy Would All Be Millionaires!!!

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday.. Every Thucking Day!

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Do U Believe In Love At First Sight? Or I Have To Walk Past U Again...!

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I Would Fly You To The Moon And Back If Youll Be If Youll Be My Baby

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I Hate U I Hate U I Hate U I Hate U H=happy With U A=always Miss U T=think Of U E=everyday Remember Me U So,i Hate U Really...

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This Sms Can Only Be Read By A S**y Person: Try Again...... Nothing? Sorry, I Guess Your Just Not S**y.. Hey! Dont Force It, Ugly Gift!!...

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Similarity Between Viagra Rail Reservation Counter? Both Make You Stand For 1 Hour For A 2 Minute Job...

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Are You A Religious Person? Because I Might Be Your Answered Prayer. :)

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Girlz Of 1995* “agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Choir Denge Hum”girlz Of 2012* Agar Tum Mil Jao Purana Chor Denge Hum

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Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.

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Vacancy Announcement: R U Handsome ? R U Good Looking ? R U Trained ? R U Hardworking ? Looking For A Job ? Then................. Apply Now We Need The Services...

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New Style Of Proposing Boy: Can I Take A Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age. . . =p;->

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Which Part Of A Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of Veins And Is Responsible For Making Love??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Heart...

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There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy. You Naughty Mind! I Meant Her Heart!!

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Last Night D Devils Came To My Room They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested Ur Name 2 Them They Said Oh! No! We Cant Disturb Our Boss !

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern.

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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If Someone Dies Early, People Says God Loves Him Very Much, But U R Still On Earth !!!! Its Means ? Someone On Earth Loves U More Than God....

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My Heart Says That You Like Me, My Eyes Says That You Feel Something For Me, My Mind Says That You Think Of Me, But Till Now You Are Quiet

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I Hav Dis Strange Feelin Of Missin U Evry Single Second Of D Day, Havin A Picture Of U In My Mind Longin 4 Ur Presence In My Lyf, Hopin Dat Sumday U'l B Mine.....

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Hey, I Just Got Your Blood Test Report. U Has Been Tested Hiv Positive. Report Reads Person Has High Percentage Of Honey In Veins. No Wonder !...

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number.we Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience

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U R Many Kolometres Away Frm Me.still I,m Watching Ur Every Move Thru 3 Different Channels 1.pogo 2. Cartoon Network 3.animal Planet

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister..

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I Can See You Through The Crowd. If You Would Like To Go Home With Me Just Smile And Meet Me By The Door.

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire

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Love Makes Life So Confusing But Without Love Would You Want To Live?.

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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's Because... I Need A Person For Just Make Time Pass......

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Why Do 90 Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left B***st ? Because.... 90 Of The Boys Are Right Handed.. .

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Love A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Looking H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kidding...

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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A Smile To Put You On High A Kiss To Set Your Soul All Right Would It Be All Right If I Spent Tonight Being Loved By You?

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Every Man Dreams Of A Beautiful Woman, So Do I ... I Dream Of You! :$:$:$

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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To Make It Stand U Wet It!. To Make It Wet.. U Suck It!. To Make It Stiff.. U Lick It!. To Get It In.. U Push It!. D**n.! Threading A Needle Is.. Not A Joke.. L...

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Q: Wht Do Girls Put There Phones In There Back Pocket. A: They Want Guys To Stare At There A*s

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