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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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Every Time I Want To Die I Close My Eyes, Picture Your Face And Then Somehow, Everything Is Okay Again

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A D V I S E -=- Of The -=- -=- D A Y -=- F L I R T ... B U T B E A L E R T..

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Cute Cross Lines Made Me So Lucky Whenever I Look At My Palm, I Wonder Which Of Those Tiny Cute Cross Lines Made Me So Lucky To Meet A Sweet Person Like You Go...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !:)

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill So, Please Dont Look At Me I Dont Wanna See You Die.!!!

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Flirt Is D Way To Discover If Sm1 Is Attracted To U As Well..if U Flirt They Don't Flirt Back. 8s Safe 2 Say U Shud Move On.. 2 Ur Nxt Victim.....

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber You Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can't Take Them Off You!?!

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My Friend Wants To Know If You Think I'm Hot

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# It's Time For Me To Make A Wish For U.. (wishin) (wishin) . Done ! Do U Know What I Asked 4? I Asked God To Make U Happy All Day Long.

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Every Man Dreams Of A Beautiful Woman, So Do I ... I Dream Of You! :$:$:$

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Today Women Are Excited By Small Phones And Small Computers, Soon They'll Enjoy A Small Pen15 Too, And Then You, My Friend, Will Be The Most Wanted Man

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Ur 1 Of Those I Luff 2 Tex Coz Its Fun 2 C Ur Eyes Go Up Down Up Down Up Now Smile!...

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Her: Im Cold Him: Want My Jumper Her: But Then You Will Be Cold Him: So, Then You Will Be Warm :)

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Signs That Best Describe D Female Organs_ Deep Excavation.. Slippery When Wet -stop On Red Signal Slow Down On Curves Bumps Men At Work...

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Am I Cute? Test Call, If I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous....

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U Say U Luv Me N Want 2 Hold Me Tight. Those Words Run Thru My Head Day N Nite.i Dreamt U Held Me N Made Me See Dat 4ever 2gether We Wud Be!

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Both Eyes Are Best Friends, Both Will Blink 2geather, See, Move, Cry, Sleep 2geather, If They See A Girl, Only One Will Blink.... Moral: A Girl Can Break Any T...

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If I Had A Flower For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Could Walk In My Garden Forever. -there Is No Remedy For Love But To Love More.

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U Luk Sweet When U Read My Message. U Luk Sweeter When U Read My Message & Smile. U Luk Sweetest When U Read My Message, Smile & Reply. So,try To Look Sweetest....

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This Is An Adult Sms.. People Over Age 18 Press Down .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... ... Election Is Coming...please Vo...

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Birds May Stop Flying, Candles May Stop Melting, Fishes Mas Stop Swamming, Heart May Stop Breathing, But I Will Never Stop Missing U........

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So Many Curves And Me Without Brakes

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Hi, Will You Help Me Find My Lost Puppy? I Think He Went Into This Cheap Hotel Room Across The Street.

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When I Look At You, I Cannot Deny There Is God, Cause Only God Could Have Created Some One As Wonderful And Beautiful As You Love You

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There Are People Who Came 4 Reason In Ur Life And There Are People Who Came Like Season. U Came Like A Season And Became A Reason To Live Life.....

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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There Might Be A Lot Of Fish In The Sea... ...but You're The Cutest.

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The Length Breadth Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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Smile Is The Electricity Life Is A Battery. Whenever U Smile The Battery Gets Charged A Beautiful Day Is Activated So Keep Smiling .......

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Hey, I've Got Two Words For You: What? I Love You. Huh, Isn't That Three Words? 'cuz You N I Are One. :-x

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Boy N Girl Playing Ludo.... Boy: If 1,2,3,4,5 Is Come Then I'll Kiss U Girl: And If 6 Is Come...!!! Boy: Then Is Again My Turn ........

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday.. Every Thucking Day!

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Shave In A Day Girl: How Many Times You Do Shave In A Day.? Boy: 30 To 40 Times. Girl: Are You Mad.? Boy: No I Am Hairstylist....

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An Old Lady Was In A Store Selling Condoms. ''hi Do U Sell Extra Large Condoms Here? ''yes We Do. Salesman Pointed To A Corner. Quickly She Went There But S...

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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I Went To The Doctor And They Said That I Have Rocks In My Liver,sugggar In My Blood And You In My Hart!

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U May B Out Of My Sight But Not Out Of My Heart. U May B Out Of My Reach But Not Out Of My Mind. I Don't Know What I Mean 2 U, But U'll Always Be Special 2 Me.

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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