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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Frnd, Nobody Is Happy With U....dont Cry.....my Name Is Nobody

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. ....pay The Bill........

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To Hear Wat Is Unspoken To See Wat Is Unseen To Feel Widout Evn Touchin Is D Miracle Calld Schizophrenia! N Ppl Think Its Love... !!! :p...

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When The Night Comes, Look At The Sky. If You See A Falling Star, Don't Wonder Why, Just Make A Wish. Trust Me, It Will Come True, Because I Did It And I Found ...

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A Candle May Melt And It's Fire May Die, But The Love You Have Given Me Will Always Stay As A Flame In My Heart

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Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of U? Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young. . .

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Hieght Of Surprise: . Girl: Today's My Bday, Wat R U Gifting Me? Boy: Can U See Dat Red Car On D Other Side Of D Road? . Girl: Yaa . Boy: I M Gifting U A Hairp...

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1 Day Ull B Srprisd 2 C Me Beside U. U Me Laughing, U Me Crying, U Me Dreaming, U Me Holding On, U Me Just U Me Sitting In A Mental Hospital Me Checkin...

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Im Getting Married Next Month. Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited.... Dont Bring Any Gift...... Just Bring Someone Who Will Marry Me....

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There Are 256 Bones In Your Body! Would U Like Another?

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Roses Are Red Lemons Are Sour Spread You Legs And Give Me An Hour

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The Wind, The Wind, The Naughty Wind. That Blows The Girls' Skirt High But God'z Clever He Sends D Dust Along D Wind 2 Close D Boys' Eyes!!...

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Just Imagine Life Without Girls The Result === Markets Silent Streets Empty The Police At Rest All Mobile Companies In Loss No Sms No Flowers No Candles No Per...

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Galileo : Great Mind. Einstein : Genius Mind. Newton : Extra-ordinary Mind. Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind. You : Never Mind.

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Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A Car? I Put My Dog Out Of The Window, U Put Ur Face Out Too, Then People Started Shouting Twins Twins

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Hi!you Have Very Strong Body!i Like It!and You're Eyes Are Beautiful!i Like U..bye..

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Message: In Life There Are 6 Things U Must Never Lose, ..1. Character ..2. Self Respect ..3. Hope ..4. Heart ..5. Identity .. 6. Of Course Me..!...

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# If Care Is Wave I Give U Sea. If Respect Is A Leaf I Give U Tree. If Trust Is A Planet I Give U Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Give U Myself !

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Of All The Babes U R My Selection. Please Don't Giv Me A Rejection. My Teeth Are Clean For Ur Inspection So Give My Mouth A Tongue Injection!

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There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy. You Naughty Mind! I Meant Her Heart!!

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What Is Live? Live Is Love. Whats Love? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing? Come Here And Let Me Show You. :-)

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Don't Send Any Messages, I Don't Want To See You, Hear Your Voice, Think Of You, Coz My Doctor Advised Me 2 Keep Away From Sweets.

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To Make It Stand U Wet It!. To Make It Wet.. U Suck It!. To Make It Stiff.. U Lick It!. To Get It In.. U Push It!. D**n.! Threading A Needle Is.. Not A Joke.. L...

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I Love U When U R Sad. I Love U When U R Happy. I Love U When U R Teasing. I Love U When U R Laughing. I Love U When U R Angry. I Love U When U Love Me....

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Do You Want To Have S*x With Me? For $50! Please Please Please....i Really Need The Money!

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I Want You To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner... Say Those Sweet Three Words To U... Pay The Bill

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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Goodnight. Be Careful And Be Safe. You're Living For Two :) Good Night Sweety, I Love You !

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A Day May Start Or End Without A Message From Me, But Believe Me It Won't Start Or End Without Me Thinking Of U..see! I Just Did.

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I Look At The Moon The Moon Is Beautiful I Look At You I..i... I Rather Look At The Moon Again!!!

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me!

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Anyone Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist !...

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You're The Best Thing Since God Made Women.

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Did U Know What Is Mean By Man M=marvelous A=and N=nice And The Word Woman Mean Is W=wanted O=other Man=man

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Girl= Fine, Walk Right, Past Me And Pretend U Dont Even Care! Boy=(gives My Best Friend A Hug) Girl= (walks Away) Boy= (grabs Her By The Hand, Pulls Her Close A...

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around ...

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Hold 10 Roses In Your Hand And Stand Opposite To The Mirror You Will See 11 Roses! The 11th Beautiful Rose Is Your Smile... So Keep Smiling....

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Love Makes Life So Confusing But Without Love Would You Want To Live?.

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Some Say You Are Ugly, Some Say You Are Jungly, Some Say You Are Pugly, But I Say You Are Lovely

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue.smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday ...

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