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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Fr, Nobody Is Happy With U.... Dont Cry.......my Name Is Nobody...

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Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of U? Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young. . .

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I Cant Find A Reason Why God Gave U To Me, But That Is Not The Question To B Asked May B The Question Is How Did God Knew That I Needed A Friend Like U.

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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Press Down If You Miss Me. Down... My Sweet.. You Really Miss Me Huh? Still Pressing Down Impressed, Ha? Well I Miss You Too....

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An Idea Can Change Ur Life But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas So Always Change Ur Girlfriends To Get New Ideas... What An Idea......!!!!!!...

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I Dont Know What Your Thinking, But Im Thinking You Should Take Your Pants Off..

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Great Line :-) Im Not A Handsome But I Can Give My Hand To Some One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart, Not In Face.....

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I Do Not Think Much, I Do Not Think Often, But When I Do Think, I Think Of You!!

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, That Boy Started Touching De Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Married...

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Did U Know What Is Mean By Man M=marvelous A=and N=nice And The Word Woman Mean Is W=wanted O=other Man=man

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern.

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U're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away Like Dandruff I Cant Get You Off My Head Like My Car, You Drive Me Crazy Like Dentures, I Cant Smile Without You...

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Open With Love... If I Disturb U I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I... Love... Disturbing You.

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Message: In Life There Are 6 Things U Must Never Lose, ..1. Character ..2. Self Respect ..3. Hope ..4. Heart ..5. Identity .. 6. Of Course Me..!...

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Forgive My Eyes 4 Admiring Your Beauty. U Stole My Heart The Moment U Looked At Me, Call Me Crazy, Call Me Insane Every Time My Heart Beats It Mentions Your Nam...

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I Searched 4 U Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere Just 2 Say I Miss U....

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Him:i Love You Her: Mhmm(looks Away) Him: Thats Not What Your Supose To Say... Her What Im I Supose To Say?! Him:that You Love Me 2 Her: I Love You 2 Him:(smile...

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Hello Means: H: Have You Missed Me E: Everything Is Alright L: Like To Be With You L: Like To See You O: Obviously I Miss You Just Wanted To Say Hello You...

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You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter ...

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Friendship Is Vast Like Universe, Deep Like Ocean, High Like Sky, Strong Like Iron, Kind Like Mother, Cute Like Me Sweet Like U...

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Women Are Like Little Children, They Put Everything They See In Their Mouth.

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There Are 3 Steps To Happy Happiness: 1. You. 2. Me. 3 Our Hearts 4 Eternity!

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Come Here Take Off Your Pants And Get On Me..... Enjoy Me Until You Are Totally Satisfied Lovingly Yours Toilet !!!!!

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A Girl Goes To Repair Her Umbrella . Man : First We Have To Remove The Cloth Above Girl : Then ? Man : Then I Have To Insert A Rod At The Bottom Girl : D...

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I Went To The Doctor And They Said That I Have Rocks In My Liver,sugggar In My Blood And You In My Hart!

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The Shortest Word For Me Is I The Sweetest Word For Me Is Love The Only One For Me Is You ...

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How Guys Flirt: 1. He Stares At You Alot. 2. He Hits You Alot. (just Play Hitting ) 3. He Uses The First Thing That Pops Into His Head To Start A Converstaion W...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Shorter The Skirt Better The View.

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I've Forgotten You'r Name, Can I Call You Mine?

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Programming Is Like S*x: One Mistake And You Have To Support It For The Rest Of Your Life

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Height Of Diplomacy Forgetting Girlfriend's Birth Day N Later Telling Her:how Can I Remember Ur Birthday When U Dont Luk A Year Older

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If Ever In Your Life U R Very Sad N Feel That U Have Lost Everything, Ill Come, Hold Ur Hand, Take U 4 Walk On A Bridge And Show U... Where 2 Jump From.......

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Both Eyes Are Best Friends, Both Will Blink 2geather, See, Move, Cry, Sleep 2geather, If They See A Girl, Only One Will Blink.... Moral: A Girl Can Break Any T...

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You Shouldn't Wear Makeup. It's Messing With Perfection!

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Always Be Happy, Always Wear A Smile Not Because Life Is Full Of Reasons To Smile But Because Ur Smile Itself Is A Reason For Many Others To Smile... :)

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I Love U When U R Sad. I Love U When U R Happy. I Love U When U R Teasing. I Love U When U R Laughing. I Love U When U R Angry. I Love U When U Love Me....

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Never Ask For A Hug Jus Take It Never Ask Do U Luv Me Say I Luv U Never Say I Cant Live Widout U Say I Live 4 U U've Been Trained Now Go Flirt !

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