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I Know You Think I'm Cute, I Know You Think I'm Fine, But Like The Other Girls Take A Number And Wait In Line...

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Do You Know, What Is Heaven??? It Is The Second Best Thing Made By God Because First He Made You.

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Do You Want To Have S*x With Me? For $50! Please Please Please....i Really Need The Money!

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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Fr, Nobody Is Happy With U.... Dont Cry.......my Name Is Nobody...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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Kisses Blown R Kisses Wasted. Kisses R Not Kisses Unless They R Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs R Hated, But U Can Kiss Me Baby I M Vaccinated.

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In Real Love You Want The Other Person's Good. In Romantic Love You Want The Other Person.

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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I Wanted To Put Something Incredibly Beautiful, Sweet, Nice, Sensitive, E****c And Funny On Your Mobile Screen, But Unfortunately I Do Not Fit On It.

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Hi, Will You Help Me Find My Lost Puppy? I Think He Went Into This Cheap Hotel Room Across The Street.

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar: Next Is Urine Test Share...

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The Shortest Word For Me Is I, The Sweetest Word For Me Is Love, But The Only Word For Me Is You

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Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My V****a Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. Girl: Just Recharge The Battery....

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U're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away Like Dandruff I Cant Get You Off My Head Like My Car, You Drive Me Crazy Like Dentures, I Cant Smile Without You...

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It Takes A Strong Heart To Love. It Takes A Stronger Heart To Continue To Love After It Has Been Hurt...

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Which Part Of A Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of Veins And Is Responsible For Making Love??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Heart...

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If U Find Ur World As A Sky And Ur Friends As Stars, And If U Don't Find Me Among Them, Don't Worry! I've Just Been Fallen To Make Ur Wish Come True.

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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted. Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated. But You Can Kiss Me Baby I Am Vaccinated

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern.

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Guy: You Are So Beautiful You Could Steal The Heart Of Any Guy Just By Saying Hello Girl: Well, Then Hello! Guy: You Already Stole Mine. Girl: How? Guy: By ...

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Everybody Wants Someone Special Someone Innocent Someone Nice Someone Cool Someone Sweet Someone Cute Someone Intelligent But Why Always Me, Me And Me..???...

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How Do U Tell To Ur Girlfriend If U Want 2 Go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,i've 2 Shake Hands With A Close Friend Of Mine Whom I'm Going 2 Introduce 2 U Late...

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Am I Cute ? Test Call If Im Cute Miss Call If Im Gorgeous Text Back If Im Preety Text A Joke If Im Charming Just Ignore If Ur Jealous ........

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If You Say My Eyes Are Beautiful It's Because They're Looking At You, For My Eyes Are Just The Windows My Feelings Come Through.

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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Ur Cute, Gorgeous, Fine Nd Dandy Really S**y, U Make Me Randy U're Gud Wiv Ur Mouth Nd Also In Bed Oops....sorry Wrong Numba, 4get Wot I Said!...

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B: What Would You Change About Me? G: I Don't Know, Your Shyness. What Would You Change About Me? B: Nothing Really.. No Wait, I Know What I Would Change. G: Wh...

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I Want U … To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner…. & To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U…. “pay The Bill”

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, That Boy Started Touching De Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Married...

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Save Water Green Clean Share Shower Love Living Parents Play Kids Away Soap Lather Hot Bodies Skin Close Electric Touch Perfect Passion Warm Towels Wet Kisses A...

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Last Nite I Wanted To Rite U A Letter But All I Cud Rite Was... Noh Ss!w ! It Didnt Made Sense Until U Read It Upside Down

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If You Wait To Be Happy, You'll Wait Forever...!! But If You Start To Be Happy, You'll Be Happy Forever...

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U Can Fall From A Mountain, U Can Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way 2 Fall Is Fall In Luv With Me!

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I Always Smile Whenever I See Your Name On My Mobile ... : )

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Women R Confusing... Before Marriage They Expect A Man, After Marriage They Suspect A Man, After He Dies They Respect The Man !!!

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I Always Think About U. I Cant Live Without U. I Really Need U. I Am Totally Mad About U. I Just Wanna Be With U. I Am Crazy 4 U. I Wanna Marry U. I Love...

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Girl: I Want You To Find Someone That'll Make You Laugh. Someone That's Gorgeous And Funny And Smart. Someone That'll Make You Happy! Guy: I Wish You Would Stop...

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People Die Younger, Because God Loves Them So Much., You're Still On Earth, Bcoz There's Someone Who Loves You More Than God...and You Know Who It Is Thats Me

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A Hug Is A Hug A Kiss Is A Kiss, Without You In My Life Baby I Love You Is What I Will Miss. You Took Me By The Hand You Swept Me Off My Feet. So Please Unders...

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