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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z Oops! I Miss U

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Men And Rats? A: Both Keep Searching For New Holes.

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Flowers Die Stories End Songs Fade Memories Forgotten All Things Come To End But, You Always Remain Forever In My Heart.........

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Your Eyes Are Like Spanners - Every Time You Look At Me My Nuts Tighten.

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Have You Got A Plaster? Because Ihurt My Knee Falling For You

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New Style Of Propose A A Girl.. I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Love And I Dont Want My Son To Do The Same 4 Your Daughter ,so Lets Make Them Brother...

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Height Of Irritation: Hanging From A Cliff With An Ant On Ur Balls.

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Everybody Wants Someone Special Someone Innocent Someone Nice Someone Cool Someone Sweet Someone Cute Someone Intelligent But Why Always Me, Me And Me..???...

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If U Open My Heart, Guess What You Are Gonna See? It's You. True Loves Are Hard To Find So I Kept You.

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U're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away Like Dandruff I Cant Get You Off My Head Like My Car, You Drive Me Crazy Like Dentures, I Cant Smile Without You (l...

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They Were Doing Account Of All Angels In The Heaven ... There Was A Big Trouble . The Sweetest Angel Was Missing (plz ,just Let Them Know U R Ok._...

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Do You Know Karate? Cos D**n It Honey, Your Body Is Really Kickin.

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I Take You To Be My Lawfully Wedded Text Partner, To Have And To Hold, Through Bad Signals, Good And Poor Network Rates, To Text And Call Through Low Credit. I ...

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I Dont Flirt For Fun , Its One Of My Duties Tell Me How Can I Resist Such Beauties It Is Life With Whom I Like Flirting With The Most Im Still Not Committed Tho...

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Loading The Babe Meter..... 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe Xxx!

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Prinicipal: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao Aap! Parent: Kya Hua Sir? Prinicipal: Application Form Ke Sex Wale Column Me Likha Hai-kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila:d...

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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If U Want Success In Life Be Sweet As Honey,be Regular As Clock,be Fresh As Rose,be Soft As Tissue, Be Strong As Rock,be Sure As Death,and....be Smart As Me.

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If U Delete This Sms Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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U May B Out Of My Sight But Not Out Of My Heart. U May B Out Of My Reach But Not Out Of My Mind. I Don't Know What I Mean 2 U, But U'll Always Be Special 2 Me.

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R U Waiting 4 My Msg? .-*-. ( . ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shoo Shweeeeet.. Dont Worry. How Can I Forget U? Here Comes My Wish. Eid Mubarak...

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Watch 'star News, Aaj Tak Bbc News Now.... 96 College Boyz R Admitted In Aims Hospital For Suicide Attempt? Reason-my Mobile Was Switched Off Last Nyt:(

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Once Upon A Time It Happened To Me,the Sweetest Thing That Could Ever Be,it Was A Fantasya Dream Come True...it Was The Dayi Came To Knw Someone Like You.

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As Days Go By, My Feelings Get Stronger, To Be In Ur Arms, I Can't Wait Any Longer. Look Into My Eyes & U'll See That It's True, Day & Night My Thoughts R Of...

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() () I May ( 'o', ) Not See (,,)=(,,)== U Right Now... () () ( ,'o' ) ( / (,,) But Sms Is A Way 4 Me 2 Say That, I'll Never 4get U...

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Boy: Did You Got Hurt ? Girl: Why ? Boy: You Just Fell From Heaven.

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Boy:i Like Dat Girl His Frnd: She Has A Boyfriend! Boy: Look.a Goalpost Always Has A Goalkeper.... But Dat Dosnt Mean U Cnt Score Goals. Njy D Fifa World Cu...

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U R Very Important 2 Me, Its Impossible 4 Me To Live Without U Even 4 A Second! U R My Life I Can Feel U Everywhere Don't Mind! I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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Her: Im Cold Him: Want My Jumper Her: But Then You Will Be Cold Him: So, Then You Will Be Warm :)

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Dear Customer! Your Kiss Balance Is Getting Low!! Please Get Somebody And Recharge Ur Balance Now! U Have 2 Free Kiss, And 3minutes Hug Will Be Expired On 1st ...

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Flirt : It Takes 2 To Tango, 2 To Talk... Many Gd Thngs Come In Pair 1 Among Them Me N U

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I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Dont Be So Confused, I Love Other Alphabets Too.

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Some People Have Nice Eyes... Some People Have Nice Smile, Others Have Nice Faces, But You Have All Of Them With A Nice Heart!

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come Leave Things Behind! See Now What U Have Left? U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face..

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If Ya Rope Me, Maybe You Can Have Me

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If U Punch Me,i Dont Mind If U Punch Me,i Dont Mind() If U Hurt Me,i Dont Mind If U Use Bad Language2 Me,i Dont Mind If U Insult Me,i Dont Mind Bcause U R My At...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free......

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I've Forgotten You'r Name, Can I Call You Mine?

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New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take A Photo.. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young......

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