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A Sad Girl Was Sittin Wid Her Boyfrnd Boy: U R D Second Most Beautiful Girl I've Ever Seen Girl: Who's The First? Boy: It's You When U Smile:)...

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Boy. Hey You Girl. Who Me Boy. Yeah You Listen. Being Emo Doesnt Mean I Dont Have A Heart, It Means I Have A Heart But I Dont Want It Becuse There Is No One ...

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The Human Brain Is Most Outstanding Thing........... It Functions 24hrs 365 Days...... It Functions Right From The Time U R Born.......... Until You Fall In Lov...

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Do You Often Wonder If Sum1 Is Thinking Of U? Do U Often Wonder If Sum1 Out There Misses U? Do U Often Wonder If Sum1 Loves U? Well, Stop Wondering Coz I Do!

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U Are A... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*...

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U R Very Important 2 Me, Its Impossible 4 Me To Live Without U Even 4 A Second! U R My Life I Can Feel U Everywhere Don't Mind! I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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6 Rules To Be Happy: Free Your Heart From Hatred Free Your Mind From Worries Live Simply Expect Less Give More N Always.... Have Me As Ur Friend...!...

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Love Is Heat. You Are Sweet. When Two Lips Are Meet. Love Is Complete.

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B: What Would You Change About Me? G: I Don't Know, Your Shyness. What Would You Change About Me? B: Nothing Really.. No Wait, I Know What I Would Change. G: Wh...

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Butterflies Don't Know The Color Of Their Wings, But Human Eyes Know How Nice It Is... Like Wise You Don't Know 'how Good You Are', But I Know 'how Special ...

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One Who Smoke, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks, Has An Alcoholic Heart... So Dear U Must Stop Eating Sweets... As U R Already A Sweetheart!**...

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A 90 Yr Old Man Started Making Love With His 85 Yr Wife, He Started Sucking Her Breats And After Few Seconds The Man Expired, Guess Why? Autoposy Report : Deat...

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Butterflies Don't Know The Color Of Their Wings, But Human Eyes Know How Nice It Is... Like Wise You Don't Know 'how Good You Are', But I Know 'how Special You ...

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Boy: Have You Ever Been In Love? Girl: No.. Boy: But - - ??? Girl: Been Is In The Past - - I Am In Love!

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The Length Breadth Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U

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I Love All D Stars In D Sky,but They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones In Your Eyes

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Question. What Did The Potato Chip Say To The Battery? Answer. If Youre Eveready, Im Frito Lay.

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If U Open My Heart, Guess What You Are Gonna See? Its You. True Loves Are Hard To Find So I Kept You. . . . . . .

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Best Quote Ever... Some Say, You Don't Know What You Have Until You Lose It.. But The Fact Is.., You Always Know What You Have.. You Just Never Thought You Woul...

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Height Of Flirt: Teachr Asked: Wer Is Ur Assignment? Student: Mam, I Lost It While Fighting With Students Who Said Dat U R Not D Most Beautiful Teacher In Thi...

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Girl: Do You Ever Think About The Future? Girl: What Do You See? Boy: What Do You See? Girl: I'm Serious. Boy: You.. I See You..!!!

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Feeling Baby, Your Love For Me Is Just Like Magic. Whenever You Smile You Have Total Control Of My Life.

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Even If I Had 1 Wish... I Would Not Wish For U To Love Me, Coz I Dont Want Your Love To Come From A Wish... But Straight From Your Heart...

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If I Could Give You One Thing In Life I Would Give You Ability To Se Youe Self Trough My Eyes.only Then Would You Realise,how Special You Are To Me!

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What's The Difference Between Your And My Smile? You Smile When You Are Happy And I Smile When You Are Happy.

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I Dream Of Your Smile And When I Think Of U I Think Life Is Worthwile..so Whenever Your Sad Or Lonely Remember Its True ....... Im Always Thinking Of U Gudnyt...

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Boy: Did You Got Hurt ? Girl: Why ? Boy: You Just Fell From Heaven.

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Luv Is A Sensation Dat Is Caused By Temptation. A Boy Puts His Location In A Girls Destination. Do U Get My Explanation Or Do U Wanna Demonstration?!...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Make Them Brother N Siste...

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The Only Way 2 Knw Dat Sum1 Truly Luvs U Is Wen Aftr Uv Turnd Him Down,u See Him Rise From D Fall,walk Up To U Sayi Love You More Now Than I Ever Did B4

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I Have A Confession To Make Ever Since I Met U Its Been Hard For Me To 4get U Every Night I See U In My Dreams And Find Myself Shouting . . . . . . . . Gh...

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Hold You Close To Me If Someone Would Ask Me What A Beautiful Life Means, I Would Lean My Head On Your Shoulder And Hold You Close To Me And Answer With A Smil...

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Tell Me. Is It Going In? .. Yeah ...is It Hurting?...ooh Yeah ...ouch Its Hurting .. Ok I Will Put It In Slowly ...still Hurting...ahh Ye ...then Lets Try The...

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How Old Is Logic Of Our Mind- . We Like Someone Not Because That Person Is Good, But We Consider That Person As Good Because We Like Them..!...

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Message:some Text Missing* Sender:name Missing* *number Missing *sent:date Missing *missing U A Lot Thats Y Everything Is Missing....

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Missing The Warmth Of Your Embrace The Fragrance Of Your Breath And The Softness Of Your Lips On Mine Missing You All The Time...

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Dear Customer! Your Kiss Balance Is Getting Low!! Please Get Somebody And Recharge Ur Balance Now! U Have 2 Free Kiss, And 3minutes Hug Will Be Expired On 1st ...

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Come Here Take Off Your Pants And Get On Me..... Enjoy Me Until You Are Totally Satisfied Lovingly Yours Toilet !!!!!

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