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I Always Think About U. I Cant Live Without U. I Really Need U. I Am Totally Mad About U. I Just Wanna Be With U. I Am Crazy 4 U. I Wanna Marry U. I Love U. U ...

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Life Is Pretty Much Unpredictable. I May Not Live Long Enough But I Won't Miss Out Letting You Know That Life Is Worth Living With Someone Like You Around...

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Two Students Were Caught N***d Having S*x In Their Classroom... Janitor: Aha! Violating School Rules! Boy: What Rule?? Janitor: Not Wearing Uniform!...

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Love+ship = Titanic Dinosar+forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+gun = Terminator You+your Smile = Oh!!! My God The Mummy Returns

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Husband:darling Years Ago U Had A Figure Like A Coke Bottle. Wife:yes Darling I Still Do But The Only Difference Is Earlier It Was300ml And Now It's 1.5 Liter...

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Teacher: First Month January, Second Month February, And Ninth Month? Student: Ninth Month Delivery. . . . . Teacher: ?????????????????

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Ah-- I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!

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What's The Difference Between Your And My Smile? You Smile When You Are Happy And I Smile When You Are Happy.

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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I Wish Dreams Were Like Wishes And Wishes Came True, Cause In My Dreams, I'm Always With You.

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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Flowers Die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories Are Forgotten, All Things Come To An End, But, Precious People Like U, Are Always Remembered.

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Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jaye, Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam Na Ho Jaye, Kar Rahe Hain Intezaar Teri Mohabbat Ka, Isi Intezaar Me Zindagi Tamam Na Ho J...

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Boy:i Like Dat Girl His Frnd: She Has A Boyfriend! Boy: Look.a Goalpost Always Has A Goalkeper.... But Dat Dosnt Mean U Cnt Score Goals. Njy D Fifa World Cu...

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U Are A... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...enough About Me! How About You?

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 A While Memories Can Be Kept In A File A Desert Can Replace The Nile But... Nothing Can Stop A Smile When Ur Name Appears On My Mobile....

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Girl: I Want You To Find Someone That'll Make You Laugh. Someone That's Gorgeous And Funny And Smart. Someone That'll Make You Happy! Guy: I Wish You Would Stop...

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Best Pick Up Line Ever.. Boy:-hey Is Ur Name In Google ?? Girl:-no Why? Boy:-bcoz U Have All The Things I M Searching For......

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Those Who Can't Have U Hate U, Those Who Have U Can't Handle U, Those Who Abuse U Lose U, & Then There Are Those Like Me Who Just Can't Refuse U!

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Ah I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!

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I Want You To Be With Me.... In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner... Say Those Sweet Three Words To U... Pay The Bill Plz...

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If Ur Body Was A Jail And You Arms Chain With Gladly I Keep My Conviction

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Question. What Is The Definition Of A Perfect Lover? ................... ................ Answer. A Man With A Nine Inch Tongue Who Can Breath Through His Ear...

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Honey, I'm New In This Town - Dya Think I Could Have Directions To Your House.

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Your Words Of Love Steal Someones Heart, But You Dont Know That Your Heart Is Already Stolen By Me, Check It!

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I Looked At A Sweet, Beautiful Rose, And Then I Looked At You, And I Kept Looking At You, For The Rose Isnt As Beautiful As You.

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Girl: I Cant Kiss U Ur Sick! Then Ill Get Sick An Then Ur Gonna Have 2 Take Care Of Me...it Wont Be Fun! Boy: Baby, I Plan On Taking Care Of U 4 The Rest Of My ...

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One Day:1boy+1 Girl Second Day:same Boy+another Girl 3rd Day:same Boy+another Girl Boy Said: See Girls Change Not The Boys...

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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I Have A Confession To Make Ever Since I Met U Its Been Hard For Me To 4get U Every Night I See U In My Dreams And Find Myself Shouting . . . . . . . . Ghost ...

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Guy: I Think There Is Something On Your Lips. Girl: What Is It? Guy: My Kiss.i Love You !

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Butterflies Don't Know The Color Of Their Wings, But Human Eyes Know How Nice It Is... Like Wise You Don't Know 'how Good You Are', But I Know 'how Special You ...

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Benefits Of Kissing : Changes Taste Burns Calories, Lips Never Go Dry Keep Kissing

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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The Rain Makes All Thingz Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Y Doesn't It Rain On U?

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Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke.. Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers! -)...

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Flirting Of Boy Nd Gal.. Flirting Is D Only Job In The World That A Man Can't Include In His Bio Data Despite Having Years Of Experience And Number Of Referenc...

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If Everyone Forgets U,i'm With U If Everyone Lets U Down,i'm With U If Everyone Betrays U,still I'm With U But If Everyone Likes U,sorry I'm With Them...

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse The Order, Can You Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything...

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