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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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Hold Me Tight When You Kiss Coz My Knees Go Weak When You Kiss

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Looked Iinto The Mirror I Was Hypnotized,there Was A Different Man Staring Back Into My Eyes...i Went To The Doctor But He Could Not See Only Rhe Love Of A Woma...

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It Must Be Cold In Here - Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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Hey Wanna Wacha Movie 2 Nite

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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You're The Best Thing Since God Made Women.

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Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?

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Love Is When U Cant Pay Attention In Class Cause You Always Writing Your First Name With His Last

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Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere.. . But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot !

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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I Dream Of Your Smile And When I Think Of You I Think Life Is Worthwhile..so Whenever Your Sad Or Lonely Remember Its True...im Always Thinking Of You Gudnyt...

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I No Its Not Christmas But Santas Lap Is Always Redy

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'when Someone Tries To Impress U, It Means He Or She Is Already Impressed By U.'

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Hieght Of Surprise: . Girl: Today's My Bday, Wat R U Gifting Me? Boy: Can U See Dat Red Car On D Other Side Of D Road? . Girl: Yaa . Boy: I M Gifting U A Hairp...

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Birds May Stop Flying, Candles May Stop Melting, Fishes Mas Stop Swamming, Heart May Stop Breathing, But I Will Never Stop Missing U........

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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Do I Have To Walk By Again!?! :$:$

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Her: Why Do All The Guys Fall For The Perfect Girls ?! Him: I Dont Thats Who We Just Like.. Her: But Some People Are Closer To Perfect Then Others Him :well, In...

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# Of All The Babes U R My Selection. Please Don't Giv Me A Rejection. My Teeth Are Clean For Ur Inspection So Give My Mouth A Tongue Injection!.

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A Goal Box Always Have A Goal Keeper............ But.. That Dos'nt Mean U Cant Goal.........

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ Soo......

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I Wanted 2 Put Something Incredibly Beautiful, Sweet, Nice, Sensitive Funny On Your Screen, But Unfortunately I Do Not Fit On It.

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What Letters R Missin In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea , Then U Get A Heart! If U Pick U,u Will Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Have A Heart ...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You ......... Yeah......

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God Is So Wise That He Never Created Friends With Price Tags, Because..... If He Did, I Won't Be Able To Afford A Precious Friend Like You!!!...

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I Am An Assignment... Wanna Take Me Home??? :))...

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pics With Her New Bf. Frnd: Really Bad Then What Did U Do? Boy: I Sent Them To Her Dad. Be Innovative...

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Love Is A Gambling, Don't Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name. Enjoy It Or Thi...

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Can U Keep A Secret ?? Between Me And U U Promise?? I Really Need To Tell U This ... . . . I Miss U

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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Last Night I Dreamt Of U. I Thought Of U The Whole Day Today. I Think I Love U. Tomorrow I'll Think Of V, Then W, X, Y And Z. Hehe!

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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Accident Do Happen. I Slip , I Trip, I Stumble And I Fall Usually I Don't Mind It All... But Now I Don't Know What To Do Because I Slipped And Fall In Love Wit...

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I Want You, To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner And, To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Girl, You Better Have A License, Cuz You Are Driving Me Crazy!

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. .....

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New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take A Photo.. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young......

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The Only Way 2 Knw Dat Sum1 Truly Luvs U Is Wen Aftr Uv Turnd Him Down,u See Him Rise From D Fall,walk Up To U Sayi Love You More Now Than I Ever Did B4

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