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As I Walk Down The Street All Guys Stare In My Direction, Of Course They Do Cause I'm Pure Perfection

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Tink Dirty....

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If U Open My Heart, Guess What You Are Gonna See? Its You. True Loves Are Hard To Find So I Kept You. . . . . . .

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Screw Calmly And Without Worries, If You Do Not Come Today, It May Happen Tomorrow !

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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I Like People Like U Who Like Others Like Me Make The Others Like Me To Like Others Like U. Think Again Again. Theres A Wonderful Meaning In It ......

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You Look Great Today. How Did I Know? Because You Look Great Everyday.

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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In Da Mornin I Don�t Eat Coz I Think Of U, At Noon I Don�t Eat Coz I Think Of U, In Da Evenin I Don�t Eat Coz I Think Of U, At Night I Don�t Sleep...

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Golden Rule:- To Be Happy With A Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot. To Be Happy With A Woman, Love Her A Lot And Do Not Try To Understand Her :)...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl ... ... .... .... Continue Reading.....

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Strange Reality :) Sometimes People Are Nothing U Make Them Something And When They Become Something They Feel That U Are Nothing Strange But True... :(...

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wa...

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As Days Go By, My Feelings Get Stronger, To Be In Ur Arms, I Can't Wait Any Longer. Look Into My Eyes U'll See That It's True, Day Night My Thoughts R Of U....

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Luv Is Like A Cloud... Luv Is Like A Dream... Luv Is 1 Word And Everything In Between... Luv Is A Fairytale Come True... Coz I Found Luv When I Found U.

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I Have A Certificate In Kissing, Diploma In Caring, Degree In Loving. Do U Have A Jobe 4 Me!

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Golden Rule To Be Happy With A Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. . To Be Happy With A Woman, Love Her Alot And Do Not Try To Understand Her....

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister...

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I Swear By The Moon And The Star In The Sky And I Swear Like The Shadows That By Your Side ...

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me!

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Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart! :)

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They Say Loving You Gives Pains And Full Of Sacrifices But I'll Rather Take Pains And Lots Of Sacrifices Than Not To Be Love By You .....

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I Lost My Teddy Bear. Can I Sleep Wit U Tonight?

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Sorry I Can't Talk 2 U Any More, The Doctor Told Me I'm Diabetic And I Cant Stand Sweet Things Like You

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Boy Friend Is Fun, Husband Is Gun, Boy Friend Is Light Of Moon, Husband Is Month Of June, Boy Friend Is Tooty Fruity, And Husband Is Qismat Phooti....

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Boy: Jaaneman, Is Dil Mein Aaja! Gal: Sandal Utaaroon Kya? Boy: Are Pagli, Yeh Koi Mandir Thodi Hai, Aise Hi Aaja!

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Can U Keep A Secret ?? Between Me And U U Promise?? I Really Need To Tell U This ... . . . I Miss U

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Smokers Have Smoking Heart, Drinkers Have An Alcoholoic Heart. I Request You Plz Don't Eat Sugar Coz U Already Have A Sweet Heart..

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Its Too Heard To Loose Someone Who Is 99 Percent Cute, 98 Percent Sweet, 97 Percent Loving, 96 Percent Talented And 100 Percent Friendly, Thats Me, Whats A Was...

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I'm Good At Math, U+i=69 !!!!!!

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When I Look At You, I Cannot Deny There Is God, Cause Only God Could Have Created Some One As Wonderful And Beautiful As You Love You

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I Wish Dreams Were Like Wishes And Wishes Came True, Cause In My Dreams, I'm Always With You.

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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Of All The Babes U R My Selection. Please Don't Giv Me A Rejection. My Teeth Are Clean For Ur Inspection So Give My Mouth A Tongue Injection!

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Wash Away Ur Makeup. Take Off Ur Heels. Pull Down Ur Hairs. Remove Ur Jewelry. Unzip Ur Dress. Now More Den Ever, U R Beautiful ..........

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A Smile To Put You On High A Kiss To Set Your Soul All Right Would It Be All Right If I Spent Tonight Being Loved By You?

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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Every Thing Is Incomplete Without 'me' __mory __lody Co__dy Ti__ Ga__ So__thing __aning __eting Even The __ssage So Dont 4get Me...

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Define Guts:- Its When Ur Girlfrnd Catches U In Theatre Wid Another Girl U Say= Luv U Darling.. Next Show Is Wid U..

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