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Today Women Are Excited By Small Phones And Small Computers, Soon They'll Enjoy A Small Pen15 Too, And Then You, My Friend, Will Be The Most Wanted Man

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Luv Is A Sensation Dat Is Caused By Temptation. A Boy Puts His Location In A Girls Destination. Do U Get My Explanation Or Do U Wanna Demonstration?!...

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Sometime.. My Eyes Get Jealous Of My Heart!!! You Know Why? Bcoz....you Always Remain Close To My Heart Far From My Eyes

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Smart Proposal By A Clever Boy To A Girl : Excuse Me, Do U Have Fevicol.? Girl: Why Boy: Bcoz, I Need To Fix My Heart, Broken By Ur Cute Smile.

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If U Open My Heart, Guess What You Are Gonna See? It's You. True Loves Are Hard To Find So I Kept You.

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Roses Are Red, Pickles Are Green. I Love Your Legs And Whats In Between.

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I Asked God For A Flower, He Gave Me A Garden I Asked For A Tree He Gave Me A Forest, I Asked For A River He Gave Me An Ocean, I Asked For An Angel He Gave Me Y...

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# U R The Angel Who I Cherish So Dearly In This Heart Of Mine The One Who Makes My Day Brighter, By Making My Whole World Shine.

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Him Will You Go Out With Me ? Her In 5 Years Him Why ?! Her I Wanna See If You'll Remember Me And Still Love Me Him Well Maybe Ill Look Half Decent For You By ...

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart!...

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If 100 Of People Love U, Make Sure I'm One Of Them, If 99 Hate U, Make Sure I'm The 1 Which Love U, If 100 Hate U, Make Sure I Am Dead....

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday.. Every Thucking Day!

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You Can Fall From The Sky You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me! :):)

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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U Learned To Say Things With Yours Eyes That Others Waste Time Putting Into Words

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Be Careful When Girl Say She Loves You From The Bottom Of Her Heart, For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Other Boy On Top.

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You're Eyes Are Soft En Tender,as Sweet As They Can Be.there's One Thing You Must Remember, You Are The One For Me!!! :$ :)

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U Can Fall From A Mountain, U Can Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way 2 Fall Is Fall In Luv With Me!

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love, Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom, Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And Only The Cute Persons Receive Sms From Me!...

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I Wanna Tell You What I'm Feeling But I Don't How To Start I Wanna Tell You But Now I'm Afraid That You Might Break My Heart Oh,why Should Anything So Easy? Ev...

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And Can We Multiply?

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A Peach Is Peach, A Plum Is Plum A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without Some Tongue So Open Your Mouth, Close Your Eyes And Give Your Tongue Some Exercise........

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Save Water Green Clean Share Shower Love Living Parents Play Kids Away Soap Lather Hot Bodies Skin Close Electric Touch Perfect Passion Warm Towels Wet Kisses A...

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Love Bears All Things, Love Believes All Things, Love Hopes All Things, And Most Precious Of All, Love Endures All Things. Come We Love And Make Things Happy......

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I Looked At A Sweet, Beautiful Rose, And Then I Looked At You, And I Kept Looking At You, For The Rose Isnt As Beautiful As You.

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English Teacher: One Cute N Young Girl Is Walking On The Road Change This In To An Exclamatory Sentence Student: Uff.. Itemm..!! :p...

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Define Guts:- Its When Ur Girlfrnd Catches U In Theatre Wid Another Girl U Say= Luv U Darling.. Next Show Is Wid U..

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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If U Find Ur World As A Sky And Ur Friends As Stars, And If U Don't Find Me Among Them, Dont Worrry! I've Just Been Fallen To Make Ur Wish Come True....

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Life Is Pretty Much Unpredictable. I May Not Live Long Enough But I Won't Miss Out Letting You Know That Life Is Worth Living With Someone Like You Around....!!...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girlcan I Borrow A Coin?i Told My Mom That I Wil Phone Her Wen I Met D Girl Of My Dreams

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If Looks Could Kill, You Would Be A Murderer

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The Wind, The Wind, The Naughty Wind. That Blows The Girls' Skirt High But God'z Clever He Sends D Dust Along D Wind 2 Close D Boys' Eyes!!...

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Someone Somewhere Dreams Of Your Smile, And While Thinking Of U Says Life Is Worth While, So Whenever U R Lonely, Remember Its True Someone Somewhere Is Missing...

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Great Minds Contain Ideas, Solution And Reason. Scientific Minds Contain Formulas, Theories And Figure,. . . But My Minds Contains Only U. !!!!!

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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It Must Be Cold In Here - Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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I $ft Gleming Ite Of Trs, My Ll Ur Dremz Come Tre, My Vry $tr Of Very Nite Brig Love Joy 2 , :*sweet* :ddrems

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