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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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A Little Diffrence Between Promises And Memories ? * * * Promises: We Break Them. Memories: They Break Us!...

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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Santa Applied For The Post Of A Detective In Punjab. In The Interview He Was Asked A Question: Who Killed Mahatma Gandhi? Santa: I Will Tell You 2maro. Santa...

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Love Affairs : Something Like Cricket, Where One-day Internationals Are More Popular Than A Five-day Test . . .

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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 . , ? ! ' - _ ( ) : / ? # + Thank God All Buttons R Working Sorry 2 Distrb U.......

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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Its So Strange That The Indian Question For Being In A Relationship And Being In The Hospital Is The Same...everyone Asks - Serious Hai Kya?

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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My Eyes Are Hurting Coz I Cant See U, My Arms R Empty Coz I Cant Hold U, My Lips Are Cold Coz I Cant Kiss U My Heart Is Breaking Coz Im Not With U....

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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A Fool Can Ask Questions That A Wise Man Can't Answer So There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The Viva

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Hey Get Ready, My Marriage Is Fixed. Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st April Is April Fool, And U R The 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom, Why R We So Ugly ??? Mom Said - Thank God We Look Like This, U Should See The Person Reading This Txt ! ! !...

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Hello... One Good News... We Are Selected For A Minuit To Win It Program And Its On 29.2.11.. Pray 4 Us...

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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An Arab Being Interviewed In Us Embassy. -s*x? -6 Time A Week! -i Mean Male Or Female? -both! Sometimes Goats. -holy Cow! -yes,cow And Camels Too. -oh Dear -no,...

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Foo...

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Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days,on Friday..i Know U Can't Wait, So, Congratz!! U R D First Fool Of 2012, Aprilfool In Advnce..

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds Open Ur Eyes! Now You Will Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Secs In Thinking Of A Fool....

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Luv Isnt Abt Xprsng Wd Heavy Wordz Itz Abt Undrstndng A Gentle Touch N A Pure Heart Frnshp Is 2 Sit 2gthr N Laugh Abt D Nonsense Said Above....:-d...

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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