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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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A Man To Santa : Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.. Santa Rushes Home, Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, He's Not My Fri...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days,on Friday..i Know U Can't Wait, So, Congratz!! U R D First Fool Of 2012, Aprilfool In Advnce..

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In English U R A Flower. In Sanskrit .....pushp In Arabic.........zuhra In Urdu,...gul . . . . Dont B So Happy,,,,,,,,,coz In Hindi, U R A Fool!!!!...

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Hey You Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 Yes April 1 ......you Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fooooo...

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom, Why R We So Ugly ??? Mom Said - Thank God We Look Like This, U Should See The Person Reading This Txt ! ! !...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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Hello... One Good News... We Are Selected For A Minuit To Win It Program And Its On 29.2.11.. Pray 4 Us...

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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds Open Ur Eyes! Now You Will Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Secs In Thinking Of A Fool....

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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Larkiyon Se Dil Lagana Ik Bhool Hylarkiyon K Piche Jana Fuzool Hy Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne Apkokeh Dia “i Love U” To Samajh Lenaus Din April Fool Hai....

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True Friends Are Those Who,when You Make A Fool Of Yourself, Don't Believe That This Condition Is Permanent.

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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A Day Will Come A Day Will Come When Whole World Celebrate Ur Name Ur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Co...

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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Love Affairs : Something Like Cricket, Where One-day Internationals Are More Popular Than A Five-day Test . . .

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Its So Strange That The Indian Question For Being In A Relationship And Being In The Hospital Is The Same...everyone Asks - Serious Hai Kya?

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Teacher: What Happened In 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born. Teacher: What Happened In 1873? Student: Gandhi Was Four Years Old....

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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Luv Isnt Abt Xprsng Wd Heavy Wordz Itz Abt Undrstndng A Gentle Touch N A Pure Heart Frnshp Is 2 Sit 2gthr N Laugh Abt D Nonsense Said Above....:-d...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U. Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: C- Creating U- Useless T- Troubles E- Everywhere.. U R ...

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Two Fools Talking To Each Other. 1st Fool: Tell Me What Is In My Basket, I'll Give You The Eggs In It If You Tell How Many Are There, I'll Give You All The 8 E...

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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U Luv Sumone... U Marry Sumone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Ur Wife Or Husband The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Emai Id...!

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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My Eyes Are Hurting Coz I Cant See U, My Arms R Empty Coz I Cant Hold U, My Lips Are Cold Coz I Cant Kiss U My Heart Is Breaking Coz Im Not With U....

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins ! Ha Ha Ha...

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