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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Foo...

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If Ever In Your Life U R Very Sad N Feel That U Have Lost Everything, Ill Come, Hold Ur Hand, Take U 4 Walk On A Bridge And Show U... Where 2 Jump From.......

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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One Of Qualities I Like Most About You... Is That You Are Very Sentimental........... 01 Percent - Senti..... 99 Percent - Mental :-d

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A Day Will Come . . . When The Whole World Will Celebrate Your Name Yur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes...

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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Q: If A Devil Catches Ur Wifr, Wat Wud U Do? A: U Can Do Nothin. If Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences.

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Hey You Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 Yes April 1 ......you Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fooooo...

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U. Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last...

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 . , ? ! ' - _ ( ) : / ? # + Thank God All Buttons R Working Sorry 2 Distrb U.......

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: C- Creating U- Useless T- Troubles E- Everywhere.. U R ...

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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking . . . . .!

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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In English U R A Flower. In Sanskrit .....pushp In Arabic.........zuhra In Urdu,...gul . . . . Dont B So Happy,,,,,,,,,coz In Hindi, U R A Fool!!!!...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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Teacher: What Happened In 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born. Teacher: What Happened In 1873? Student: Gandhi Was Four Years Old....

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Father: Would You Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor? Suitor: Of Course. Father: You're Not Good. We Don't Want Fools Stupid In Our Family

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Ur Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Ur.. Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their Thumb While Reading A Sms. Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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A Fool Can Ask Questions That A Wise Man Can't Answer So There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The Viva

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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Hello... One Good News... We Are Selected For A Minuit To Win It Program And Its On 29.2.11.. Pray 4 Us...

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds Open Ur Eyes! Now You Will Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Secs In Thinking Of A Fool....

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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A Day Will Come A Day Will Come When Whole World Celebrate Ur Name Ur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Co...

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen.u N I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!

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A Man To Santa : Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.. Santa Rushes Home, Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, He's Not My Fri...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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