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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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A Day Will Come . . . When The Whole World Will Celebrate Your Name Yur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes...

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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A Day Will Come A Day Will Come When Whole World Celebrate Ur Name Ur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Co...

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I Take You To Be My Lawfully Wedded Text Partner, To Have And To Hold, Through Bad Signals, Good And Poor Network Rates, To Text And Call Through Low Credit. I ...

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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds Open Ur Eyes! Now You Will Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Secs In Thinking Of A Fool....

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking . . . . .!

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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their Thumb While Reading A Sms. Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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Hey Get Ready, My Marriage Is Fixed. Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st April Is April Fool, And U R The 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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Smiling Is The Second Best Thing U Can Do By Ur Lips,of Course U Know The 1st...? Stop Thinking Weird... Stupid Its Keeping Ur Mouth Shut..

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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U Luv Sumone... U Marry Sumone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Ur Wife Or Husband The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Emai Id...!

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An Arab Being Interviewed In Us Embassy. -s*x? -6 Time A Week! -i Mean Male Or Female? -both! Sometimes Goats. -holy Cow! -yes,cow And Camels Too. -oh Dear -no,...

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Hey You Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 Yes April 1 ......you Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fooooo...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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One Of Qualities I Like Most About You... Is That You Are Very Sentimental........... 01 Percent - Senti..... 99 Percent - Mental :-d

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Larkiyon Se Dil Lagana Ik Bhool Hylarkiyon K Piche Jana Fuzool Hy Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne Apkokeh Dia “i Love U” To Samajh Lenaus Din April Fool Hai....

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Santa Applied For The Post Of A Detective In Punjab. In The Interview He Was Asked A Question: Who Killed Mahatma Gandhi? Santa: I Will Tell You 2maro. Santa...

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Foo...

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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