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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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One Of Qualities I Like Most About You... Is That You Are Very Sentimental........... 01 Percent - Senti..... 99 Percent - Mental :-d

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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True Friends Are Those Who,when You Make A Fool Of Yourself, Don't Believe That This Condition Is Permanent.

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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In English U R A Flower. In Sanskrit .....pushp In Arabic.........zuhra In Urdu,...gul . . . . Dont B So Happy,,,,,,,,,coz In Hindi, U R A Fool!!!!...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Foo...

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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Two Fools Talking To Each Other. 1st Fool: Tell Me What Is In My Basket, I'll Give You The Eggs In It If You Tell How Many Are There, I'll Give You All The 8 E...

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U. Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last...

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days,on Friday..i Know U Can't Wait, So, Congratz!! U R D First Fool Of 2012, Aprilfool In Advnce..

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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New System Of Love Jan-rose, Feb-propose, Mar-gift, Apri-lift, May-chating, June-dating, July-miss U, Aug-meet U, Sep-anger, Oct-danger, Nov-left, Dec-next........

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: C- Creating U- Useless T- Troubles E- Everywhere.. U R ...

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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If Ever In Your Life U R Very Sad N Feel That U Have Lost Everything, Ill Come, Hold Ur Hand, Take U 4 Walk On A Bridge And Show U... Where 2 Jump From.......

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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Teacher: What Happened In 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born. Teacher: What Happened In 1873? Student: Gandhi Was Four Years Old....

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I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok Ok Cool. I Agree U R Fool Control Urself...

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