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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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True Friends Are Those Who,when You Make A Fool Of Yourself, Don't Believe That This Condition Is Permanent.

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds Open Ur Eyes! Now You Will Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Secs In Thinking Of A Fool....

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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A Fool Can Ask Questions That A Wise Man Can't Answer So There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The Viva

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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A Man To Santa : Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.. Santa Rushes Home, Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, He's Not My Fri...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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I Take You To Be My Lawfully Wedded Text Partner, To Have And To Hold, Through Bad Signals, Good And Poor Network Rates, To Text And Call Through Low Credit. I ...

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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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A Day Will Come . . . When The Whole World Will Celebrate Your Name Yur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes...

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom, Why R We So Ugly ??? Mom Said - Thank God We Look Like This, U Should See The Person Reading This Txt ! ! !...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen.u N I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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Santa Applied For The Post Of A Detective In Punjab. In The Interview He Was Asked A Question: Who Killed Mahatma Gandhi? Santa: I Will Tell You 2maro. Santa...

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking . . . . .!

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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An Arab Being Interviewed In Us Embassy. -s*x? -6 Time A Week! -i Mean Male Or Female? -both! Sometimes Goats. -holy Cow! -yes,cow And Camels Too. -oh Dear -no,...

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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U. Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last...

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Ur Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Ur.. Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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