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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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Santa Applied For The Post Of A Detective In Punjab. In The Interview He Was Asked A Question: Who Killed Mahatma Gandhi? Santa: I Will Tell You 2maro. Santa...

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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Larkiyon Se Dil Lagana Ik Bhool Hylarkiyon K Piche Jana Fuzool Hy Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne Apkokeh Dia “i Love U” To Samajh Lenaus Din April Fool Hai....

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their Thumb While Reading A Sms. Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom, Why R We So Ugly ??? Mom Said - Thank God We Look Like This, U Should See The Person Reading This Txt ! ! !...

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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I Take You To Be My Lawfully Wedded Text Partner, To Have And To Hold, Through Bad Signals, Good And Poor Network Rates, To Text And Call Through Low Credit. I ...

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: C- Creating U- Useless T- Troubles E- Everywhere.. U R ...

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Ur Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Ur.. Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Hey You Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 Yes April 1 ......you Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fooooo...

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old Stupid Told Me ...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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New System Of Love Jan-rose, Feb-propose, Mar-gift, Apri-lift, May-chating, June-dating, July-miss U, Aug-meet U, Sep-anger, Oct-danger, Nov-left, Dec-next........

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen.u N I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 . , ? ! ' - _ ( ) : / ? # + Thank God All Buttons R Working Sorry 2 Distrb U.......

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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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True Friends Are Those Who,when You Make A Fool Of Yourself, Don't Believe That This Condition Is Permanent.

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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