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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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Larkiyon Se Dil Lagana Ik Bhool Hylarkiyon K Piche Jana Fuzool Hy Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne Apkokeh Dia “i Love U” To Samajh Lenaus Din April Fool Hai....

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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A Man To Santa : Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.. Santa Rushes Home, Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, He's Not My Fri...

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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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An Arab Being Interviewed In Us Embassy. -s*x? -6 Time A Week! -i Mean Male Or Female? -both! Sometimes Goats. -holy Cow! -yes,cow And Camels Too. -oh Dear -no,...

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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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True Friends Are Those Who,when You Make A Fool Of Yourself, Don't Believe That This Condition Is Permanent.

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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A Day Will Come . . . When The Whole World Will Celebrate Your Name Yur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes...

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Hey Get Ready, My Marriage Is Fixed. Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st April Is April Fool, And U R The 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their Thumb While Reading A Sms. Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok Ok Cool. I Agree U R Fool Control Urself...

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins ! Ha Ha Ha...

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In English U R A Flower. In Sanskrit .....pushp In Arabic.........zuhra In Urdu,...gul . . . . Dont B So Happy,,,,,,,,,coz In Hindi, U R A Fool!!!!...

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Its So Strange That The Indian Question For Being In A Relationship And Being In The Hospital Is The Same...everyone Asks - Serious Hai Kya?

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My Eyes Are Hurting Coz I Cant See U, My Arms R Empty Coz I Cant Hold U, My Lips Are Cold Coz I Cant Kiss U My Heart Is Breaking Coz Im Not With U....

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Luv Isnt Abt Xprsng Wd Heavy Wordz Itz Abt Undrstndng A Gentle Touch N A Pure Heart Frnshp Is 2 Sit 2gthr N Laugh Abt D Nonsense Said Above....:-d...

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days,on Friday..i Know U Can't Wait, So, Congratz!! U R D First Fool Of 2012, Aprilfool In Advnce..

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Father: Would You Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor? Suitor: Of Course. Father: You're Not Good. We Don't Want Fools Stupid In Our Family

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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