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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Smiling Is The Second Best Thing U Can Do By Ur Lips,of Course U Know The 1st...? Stop Thinking Weird... Stupid Its Keeping Ur Mouth Shut..

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins ! Ha Ha Ha...

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Foo...

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Its So Strange That The Indian Question For Being In A Relationship And Being In The Hospital Is The Same...everyone Asks - Serious Hai Kya?

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Father: Would You Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor? Suitor: Of Course. Father: You're Not Good. We Don't Want Fools Stupid In Our Family

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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One Of Qualities I Like Most About You... Is That You Are Very Sentimental........... 01 Percent - Senti..... 99 Percent - Mental :-d

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Teacher :which Part Of Human Body Expands 10 Times Its Normal Size? Girl:i Cant Answer This Ques I Feel Shy! Boy Replies:its The Pupil Of Human Eye. Teacher...

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A Fool Can Ask Questions That A Wise Man Can't Answer So There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The Viva

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen.u N I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!

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True Friends Are Those Who,when You Make A Fool Of Yourself, Don't Believe That This Condition Is Permanent.

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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their Thumb While Reading A Sms. Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Ur Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Ur.. Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok Ok Cool. I Agree U R Fool Control Urself...

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U. Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds Open Ur Eyes! Now You Will Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Secs In Thinking Of A Fool....

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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My Eyes Are Hurting Coz I Cant See U, My Arms R Empty Coz I Cant Hold U, My Lips Are Cold Coz I Cant Kiss U My Heart Is Breaking Coz Im Not With U....

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Hey You Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 Yes April 1 ......you Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fooooo...

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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