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A Fool Can Ask Questions That A Wise Man Can't Answer So There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The Viva

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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An Arab Being Interviewed In Us Embassy. -s*x? -6 Time A Week! -i Mean Male Or Female? -both! Sometimes Goats. -holy Cow! -yes,cow And Camels Too. -oh Dear -no,...

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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O Fool You Are The Most Beautifool, Wonderfool & Wolorfool Among All Fools

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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Two Fools Talking To Each Other. 1st Fool: Tell Me What Is In My Basket, I'll Give You The Eggs In It If You Tell How Many Are There, I'll Give You All The 8 E...

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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking . . . . .!

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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I Take You To Be My Lawfully Wedded Text Partner, To Have And To Hold, Through Bad Signals, Good And Poor Network Rates, To Text And Call Through Low Credit. I ...

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Love Affairs : Something Like Cricket, Where One-day Internationals Are More Popular Than A Five-day Test . . .

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Ur Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Ur.. Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 . , ? ! ' - _ ( ) : / ? # + Thank God All Buttons R Working Sorry 2 Distrb U.......

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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U Luv Sumone... U Marry Sumone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Ur Wife Or Husband The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Emai Id...!

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days,on Friday..i Know U Can't Wait, So, Congratz!! U R D First Fool Of 2012, Aprilfool In Advnce..

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A Little Diffrence Between Promises And Memories ? * * * Promises: We Break Them. Memories: They Break Us!...

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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Q: If A Devil Catches Ur Wifr, Wat Wud U Do? A: U Can Do Nothin. If Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences.

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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A Man To Santa : Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.. Santa Rushes Home, Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, He's Not My Fri...

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl..april 1..u Know Why??if She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

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