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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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Two Fools Talking To Each Other. 1st Fool: Tell Me What Is In My Basket, I'll Give You The Eggs In It If You Tell How Many Are There, I'll Give You All The 8 E...

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom, Why R We So Ugly ??? Mom Said - Thank God We Look Like This, U Should See The Person Reading This Txt ! ! !...

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I Wan't You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window, I Look Down And Then I Laugh Again.

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Teacher: In English Grammar Class.... Jimmy Doesn't Take Any Interest In Girls Tell Me What Is Jimmy In This Sentence... Student : G*y... :d :p

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U. Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last...

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins ! Ha Ha Ha...

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