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Nice Sms

Lungi ke 4 anmol fayde:
1-sardi ho to upar odh lo.
2-garmi ho to niche bicha lo.
3-naukari ho to pichhe se utha lo .
4-ladki ho to aage se utha lo .
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Adult

Boy:your new shoes is beatuiful.. Girl: you want to remove it Boy: then your dress is also so nice....
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Adult Dirty N Funny

Teacher-what is opposite of laugh?
Student-s*x
Teacher-how?
Student-laugh is ha haa ha and s*x is ah aah ah.
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Adult Dirty

A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch d**k and said with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it!"
The man next to him, looked over and said, "Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!"
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Santa Is Too Much

Santa calls Fm station
-I'hv found a wallet eit Rs15000
of Mr Sharma.

RJ-Do u want to return it????

Santa-Nhi re pagle
I want to dedicate a sad song to him..!!!
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