Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweetypie ..!
I'm Missing U Dis time.
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Teacher Dirtyzz
Teacher: How we use the light?
Pupil: To suck it?
Teacher: Why do you say so?
Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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Adult Joke 1
She pulled to make it straight and licked to make it stiff and it was PERFECT, so she inserted it into the hole. Guess what she is doing ??
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Inserting thread into needle !! :)
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Age
Girl: What's u'r age?
Boy: 20. What's u'r age?
Girl: 20.
Boy: So, come with me?
Girl: For what?
Boy: For playing 20-20!!!
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9 Months
Wife going to USA
Wife:Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months.
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