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Santa Adult

Santa: I am so wise that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Millika Sherawat

Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do how to do..........
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Adult Dirty New V

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Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example
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Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)
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We are in Love Now
(Present)
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We Will Run Away Tomorw
(Future)
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Santa Banta

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
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Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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Adult Dirty

What's the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?


With a Porcupine, the p***k is on the outside!
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