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Santa went to sell his

Santa went to sell his dog.
Buyer: Is this dog faithful?
Santa: Yes, I sold it thrice but every time it returns to me.
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Rajnikanth Facts

Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection

Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

Rajinikant can lick his elbow
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A Girl

Can A GIRL Make YOU a MILLIONAIRE ??

Yes!!

Of Course

But
*Conditions Apply




'YOU Must BE A BILLIONAIRE'
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Proposal

I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!
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If U Wr My Valentine

If you were my valentine
I'd search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true..
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Our Love

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.
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Very Very Very Funny

In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
- - - 6.u can come at any time
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Funny

What is the 1st thing American girls do when they wake up in the morning??
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They go back to their own homes. :D
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Rajnikanth Facts

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.

Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabets.
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Friendship Till Died

How long Shall We Be Friends?
Do u want A clue?

As long as Stars twinkle in the sky,

Till the water Runs dry

Till the day I die.
We Will Be Friends.
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