friendship is like an onion which has many layers it will add taste to ur life but if u try to cut it u will have tear in ur eyes......
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Blonde Wife
Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.
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Shock Pregnancy
Giral - I am pregnant.I am going to be mom.
Dad - What the h**l are u saying?????
Girl - U only said that u won't buy me a scooty until I become something
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Dirty Mind
How fast can you guess the words ???
1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _K
4. P_ N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X
Answer :-
1. Books
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse
6. Six
- Who lives blondes head?
- Rodents, which are bothering the brain.
- And what they are doing there now?
- Dying of starvation ...
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Indian Girl
A s**y Indian girl went to a shop to buy Indian flag. On seeing the flag, she said something that confused and irritated the shopkeeper.
Guess what did s**y girl say.
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"Show me some more colors."
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Boy Girl
Boy:- Nice Dress!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Earing!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Shoes!
...Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Lipstick!
Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You Look D**n Ugly..!!=p
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Neighbours Wife
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Marriage Sms
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Sardar
Sardar: Excuse me, what time is it ??
Man: 3 Pm
Sardar: Thats so weird, I have been asking this all day and each time I get a different answer.
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