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Questions

Mjmax15 -
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Cows Fun

What do cows do for fun?

They go to MOO-vies!
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Dangerous Alphabet W

DANGEROUS ALPHABET W WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET ? " W "!! 'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W" WHO? WHY? WHAT? WHEN? WHICH? WHOM? WHERE? WAR! WOMEN FINALLY WIFE. :-(
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Funny Text

an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too
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