One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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hi want to talk to u now ...
can u call me
plz..... nothing special but need 2 speak 2 u
i want 2 hear your voice..... just 2 hear whether
i can hr=ear d dogs cry again.........
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Hey Dude A Piece Of
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !!Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
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I saw U on ROAD today
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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