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Rajnikanth

1. Rajni Irons his shirt while he is wearing them!

2. Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikant says 'Good Morning'

3. Rajnikanth leaves a messages before the Beep!
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Spaceship Fuel

A man at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of him An alien stepped out of the ship and started to pump gas The man saw the letters (UFO) he asked the alien (UFO is for Unidentified Flying Object?)The alien said(No, it means Unleaded Fuel Only)
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Non-veg Joke

A little girl went into her parents bedroom
to find her parents in bed!!!!!

Well! she exclaimed........

and you tell me off just for sucking

my thumb!!!!!!
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Height Of Courage

Height of Courage: A senious student while ragging a junior "I will kiss ur wife on ur wedding" Junior answers dats ok sir.....but I will marry ur sister
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Donkey Fun

If u had a donkey and I had a rooster, and your donkey ate the feet off my rooster, then technically u would have 2 feet of my c*ck in your a**!!
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