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Teacher Nd Student

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Short Blonde

Why are dumb blonde jokes
so short?



So brunettes can remember them.
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Joke

Who is the Leader of Ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because Frog is MAINDUCK.
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Lovers Name

Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam

After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!
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Online Rajni

Once Rajinikanth pencil broke while giving the CAT Exam.
Then Onwards,
CAT was online... :)
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