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Adult Mastii

Women have 4 types of s*x..
1.ASTHEMATIC-ah...ahhhh.ahhhh
2.OBDIENT-yes...oh yess....ah..
3.GREEDY-more..more plzzzz
4.RELIGIOUS-ohh god...ohh god.......ahh
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Best Insult

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME!

How about you?
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Funny

no visits.
no calls.
no sms.
no mails.
no miscals.
im worried
R u in jail again??
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Jokes

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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question

question by a student !! if a single teacher can't teach us all subjects; then.... how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects........think.....
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