Marriage SMS

film vich raat


Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
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April Fool Sms

Hey get ready,my marriage is fixed

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?


Stupid,1st april is April fool,& u r d 1st person whom I fooled.
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Marriage

Husband sits for 5 hours looking at his marriage certificate,
wife asks "What are you doing?"...
Husband replies i'm looking for the F**king Expiry Date!
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Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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What Was The First Thing

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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