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My dad was an

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Name the 3 fastest means


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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To live this life I


To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
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A lady asked Santa


A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Mein tenu kutte te essay


Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?  

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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