Fun Messages

When U Feel Sad.... To Cheer Up Just Go To The Mirror And Say, D**n I Am Really So Cute U Will Overcome Your Sadness. But Don't Make This A Habit..... Coz Liars...

Send this fun SMS

Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked:why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

Send this fun SMS

Boy:why Grls Like More Holi Than Boys? Another Boy: Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml And Bolys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2 Ml.

Send this fun SMS

An 85 Yrs Old Lady Wanted Her Gravestone To Read As Born Virgin, Lived Virgin Died Virgin. The Sculptor Shortened It As Parcel Returned Unopened!!...

Send this fun SMS

Whenever You Have A Problem, Just Sing Your Favourite Song.. Your Will Realise That.... Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem...plz Singggggggggg...!!!!

Send this fun SMS

I Dont Flirt For Fun , Its One Of My Duties Tell Me How Can I Resist Such Beauties It Is Life With Whom I Like Flirting With The Most Im Still Not Committed Tho...

Send this fun SMS

Every Wife Is A Mistress To Her Husband Miss For One Year And Stress For Rest Of The Life...:-d Desire_belief

Send this fun SMS

In This Cruel World It Is Very Difficult To Find Friend With Beautiful Heart,pure Feelings,attractive Personality Ad Stylish Looks. So Learn To Value Me...

Send this fun SMS

A Girl Called Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. You Will Have Fun I Went Over And Nobody Was Home ..

Send this fun SMS

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

Send this fun SMS

Don T Tease Me If You Can T Pl...

Send this fun SMS

Message: In Life There Are 6 Things U Must Never Lose, ..1. Character ..2. Self Respect ..3. Hope ..4. Heart ..5. Identity .. 6. Of Course Me..!...

Send this fun SMS

Sir:write Essay On Gandhi Jayanti Small Boy:gandhi Was A Good Man Jayanti Was A Beautiful Girl One Day Gandhi Proposed Jayanti That Day Is Called Gandhi Jayant...

Send this fun SMS

Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

Send this fun SMS

The Husband Leaned Over, Made A Wish And Threw In A Penny. The Wife Decided To Make A Wish, Too. But She Leaned Over Too Much, Fell Into The Well, And Drowned....

Send this fun SMS

. What Dog Keeps The Best Time? A. A Watch Dog..

Send this fun SMS

Sweetest Way Of Proposing By A Girl To A Boy Ever.. Hey I Forget My Surname.. Will U Let Me Use Yours?

Send this fun SMS

What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

Send this fun SMS

You Bring A Mobile Charger To Your Friend And ...hold The Wire In Two Hands Ask Him - What You Are Holding. -- He Will Reply - Wire.and Now ..remove The Wire I...

Send this fun SMS

Things That Girls Like 1 . Touch Her Waist. 2. Actually Talk To Her. 3. Share Secrets With Her. 4. Give Her Your Jacket. 5. Kiss Her Slowly. 6. Hug Her. 7. Hold...

Send this fun SMS

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World, That A Man Cannot Include In His Resume.. Despite Of Having Years Of Experience And Number Of References.....

Send this fun SMS

Don't Ask How Old Ask How Long ! ! !

Send this fun SMS

But A Lifetime Of Happiness! No Man Alive Could Bear It: It Would Be H**l On Earth.

Send this fun SMS

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women

Send this fun SMS

You Can Fall From The Sky You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me .......

Send this fun SMS

Sometimes U Miss Me But Most Of Time I Do Sometime U Sms Me But Most Of Time I Do! Sometime U Forget Me Dts The Only Thing I Never Do...

Send this fun SMS

What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage- My Marriage S Made On Trust N Understanding, She Doesn't Trust Me And I Don't Understand Her...

Send this fun SMS

Get Married Not For Urself, But For The Future Of Ur Children, They R Getting Late For School ....................................................................

Send this fun SMS

Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!...

Send this fun SMS

Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever...

Send this fun SMS

Do We Want A Little Math Practice? We Could Be You And Me Add, Subtract Our Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Multiply.

Send this fun SMS

Yo Mama So Fat When She Wears A Yellow Raincoat, People Said Taxi!

Send this fun SMS

If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

Send this fun SMS

Funny You Think I Am Screwed Up ? ? ? ? ? ? You Should Meet The Rest Of My Faimly !hehe...

Send this fun SMS

Height Of Bravery: Entering Into D Class Widout Permission N Telling D Teacher 'hey Sweety Carry On.. Dont Stop 4 Me'!!!

Send this fun SMS

A Cat And Five Kittens Found Themselves Face To Face With A Big Dog. The Cat Started Barking Furiously And Scared The Dog Away. Then She Turned To Her Kittens: ...

Send this fun SMS

Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching Beautiful Girl In A Crowd But A Boys Heart Is Slower Than Govt Bus While When Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly ...

Send this fun SMS

Girl, You Better Have A License, Cuz You Are Driving Me Crazy!

Send this fun SMS

Hello Means: H: Have You Missed Me E: Everything Is Alright L: Like To Be With You L: Like To See You O: Obviously I Miss You Just Wanted To Say Hello You...

Send this fun SMS

S*x Is Not The Answer. S*x Is The Question And Yes Is The Answer!!! :)

Send this fun SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!