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If I Reach For Your Hand, Will You Hold It? If I Hold Out My Arms, Will You Hug Me? If I Go For Your Lips, Will You Kiss Me? If I Capture Your Heart, Will You L...

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Class Me Masti Thi, Hmari Bhi Kuch Hsti Thi, Teacher Ka Sahara Tha, Dil Ye Awara Tha, Kaha Aa Gye Is College K Chakkar Me, Wo School Hi Kitna Pyara Tha....

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!...

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. What Dog Keeps The Best Time? A. A Watch Dog..

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Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Girl: One Boy Was Following Me. Teacher. So, What? Girl: That Boy Was Walking Very Slow....

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So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

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A Poet In History Is Divine, But A Poet In The Next Room Is A Joke.

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Message: In Life There Are 6 Things U Must Never Lose, ..1. Character ..2. Self Respect ..3. Hope ..4. Heart ..5. Identity .. 6. Of Course Me..!...

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Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say Elevator, We Say Lift... They Say President, We Say Stupid Psychopathic Git.

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier... . . . If . . . . Tree Had Fallen On Newtons Head Instead Of Apple:d Desire_belief...

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A Quality Engineer Married An Average Girl. After 2 Years Of Tough Life With Her, Finally Engineer Got Angry And Send A Note To Father-in-law Stating That You...

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Quote For The Morning A Girl In A Bikni Is Like Having A Loaded Pistol On Your Coffee Table, There's Nothing Wrong With Them, But Its Hardto Stop Thinking Abou...

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I Have A Certificate In Kissing, Diploma In Caring, Degree In Loving. Do U Have A Jobe 4 Me!

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In This Cruel World It Is Very Difficult To Find Friend With Beautiful Heart,pure Feelings,attractive Personality Ad Stylish Looks. So Learn To Value Me...

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Teacher: I Killed A Person Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Sardar: The Future Tense Is .. U Will Go To Jail.

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom: Put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thing. Son: Got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?

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Ll Lll Lll Lll A Dairy Milk Chocolate Specially Delivered To U. Sorry, I Ate1 Bite Becoz My Mum Says Adaina Shubakaryam Chese Mundhu Noru Theepi Cheskova...

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S*x Is Not The Answer. S*x Is The Question And Yes Is The Answer!!! :)

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Dear Friend, When I Ask U Flower, U Give Me Bouquet When I Ask U A Stone U Give Me A Statue When I Ask U A Feather U Give Me Peageon Are U Really Deaf ?...

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Boy:why Grls Like More Holi Than Boys? Another Boy: Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml And Bolys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2 Ml.

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do ? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip Do.

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Sir: What Do U Know About Chemistry? Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... -)

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A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, At My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.

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You Can Fall From The Sky You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me .......

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Life Can Be Hard And Not Always Fun. But As Night Brings Dark, Morning Brings Sun. When Life Gets Tough And No One Seems To Care. Give Me A Call Becoz I'll Al...

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!...

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Know Wat Makes Me Happy When U Msg Me? Not Ur Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Msgs. But Ur Name That Appears When It Beeps Knowing Dat U Remember Me..............

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A Hug Is A Hug A Kiss Is A Kiss, Without U In My Life Baby Love Is What I'll Miss. U Took Me By The Hand U Swept Me Off My Feet. So Plz Understand That U Make M...

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A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesnt. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Wont Change, And She Does.

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By All Means Marry If You Get A Good Wife, You'll Be Happy If You Get A Bad One, You'll Become A Philosopher.

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Smart Marvelous Attractive Friendly Love To Sleep Responsible Exciting To Be Around Nice Always Dependable Benevolent Charming Dazzling...

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He: Give Me A Kiss Darling. She: No, No. My Mother Is Against Kissing. He: But My Dear I Dont Want To Kiss Your Mother.

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Love Me Or Leave Me. Hey,where Is Everybody Going ???

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum Begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both Are Sweet At The Beginning And Become Tasteless, Shapeless And Chipku In The End...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)....

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Lady Secretary: Sir, It's Ur Wife's Call. She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. Boss: I Am Busy. U May Take The Msg Pass It On To Me, Later. -)

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Sir:write Essay On Gandhi Jayanti Small Boy:gandhi Was A Good Man Jayanti Was A Beautiful Girl One Day Gandhi Proposed Jayanti That Day Is Called Gandhi Jayant...

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