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Sir:write Essay On Gandhi Jayanti Small Boy:gandhi Was A Good Man Jayanti Was A Beautiful Girl One Day Gandhi Proposed Jayanti That Day Is Called Gandhi Jayant...

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Pappu: Tumne Apni Patni Ko Birthday Par Diamond Ring Kyun Di? Voh To Car Chahati Thi Na? Raju: Par Main Nakli Car Kahan Se Le Ke Aata?

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Who Is A True Music Lover? Ans:a Girl Is Singing In A Bathroom While Taking Bath A Boy Near The Keyhole Is Using His Ears Not His Eyes

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Boy. Hey You Girl. Who Me Boy. Yeah You Listen. Being Emo Doesn't Mean I Don't Have A Heart, It Means I Have A Heart But I Don't Want It Because There Is No ...

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Chicken And Egg In Bed,chicken Has Head On Pillow Smoking.egg Rolls Over Annoyed Sayingi Guess We Answered That Question

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Girl Saying I Am A Radio , My Left N****e Is Volume And Riht N****e Is Tuner .(the Boy Turn Both But No Sound ) Girl Says Stupid First Insert Ur Plug Down ........

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Teacher: If I Were To Ask You To Add 9731 To 237 And Then Halve It. Wat Do U Think U Would Get? Johnny: The Wrong Answer, Madam...

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U Said U Luv Me? But Y U Leave Me Alone?? U Leave Me When I Need U... Y U Did This To Me?? Oh,my Pillow N Blanket Belove.....+.+...

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Boy: Do You Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Oh! Its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You Are Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well, You Try... Go, Right Your Cell P...

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Do U Know That Your Smile Takes 1000 People To Death ? Save The World So Plz Start Brushing Regularly

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A Girl Goes To Repair Her Umbrella . Man : First We Have To Remove The Cloth Above Girl : Then ? Man : Then I Have To Insert A Rod At The Bottom Girl : D...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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God Determines Who Walks Into Your Life. You Decide Who Stays Who Walks Out. Send This To People You Never Want To Lose, I Just Did...

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Try This Its Interesting Think About A No Between 10 - 50 Now +5 -8 +17 Now Write That On A Paper Fold It,make A Plane It Will Fly At Amazing Speeds . . .. :...

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Young Girl Says Father Fked Me Last Night.. Why?? Her Bf Asked. He Lost Her Spactucals And He Thougt Im Her Wife. Why U Didnt Shouted?? Coz It Is Fun Ma...

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Teacher To Student Kid, Your Essay On My Dog Is Exactly The Same As Your Brother's. Did You Copy From Him? Student: No, Teacher,it's About The Same Dog

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American :why Are All U Indians Of Different Colours ,look We Are All The Same White Indian: Horses Are Of Different Colours But Donkeys Are All Of The Same Col...

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I Dont Flirt For Fun , Its One Of My Duties Tell Me How Can I Resist Such Beauties It Is Life With Whom I Like Flirting With The Most Im Still Not Committed Tho...

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People Die Younger Because God Loves Them So Much. But You Are Still On Earth... Because There Is Someone Who Loves You More Than God..

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist !!...

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Smart Marvelous Attractive Friendly Love To Sleep Responsible Exciting To Be Around Nice Always Dependable Benevolent Charming Dazzling...

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Get Married Not For Urself, But For The Future Of Ur Children, They R Getting Late For School ....................................................................

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It's Time For Me To Make A Wish For U.. (wishin) (wishin) . Done ! Do U Know What I Asked 4? I Asked God To Make U Happy All Day Long.

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me??? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? ? ? ? ? Boy: Yup... Im Talkin Abt Ur Beautiful Eyes...!!...

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Things That Girls Like 1 . Touch Her Waist. 2. Actually Talk To Her. 3. Share Secrets With Her. 4. Give Her Your Jacket. 5. Kiss Her Slowly. 6. Hug Her. 7. Hold...

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Don T Tease Me If You Can T Pl...

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Dreaming Of U Makes My Night Worth While. Thinking Of U Makes Me Smile. Having U Is The Best Thing Ever Loving U Is What I Plan To Do Forever

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A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, At My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To U Tonight, Let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight. But Dont Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night....

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If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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5 Facts On Earth. 1st Fact:u Can't Touch All Ur Teeth Wit Ur Tongue. 2nd Fact:after Reading This,all Fools Wil Try It. 3rd Fact:now U Will Smile Because U Have ...

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Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Girl: One Boy Was Following Me. Teacher. So, What? Girl: That Boy Was Walking Very Slow....

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Two Fools Talking To Each Other. 1st Fool: Tell Me What Is In My Basket, I'll Give You The Eggs In It If You Tell How Many Are There, I'll Give You All The 8 E...

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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Respect Those Friends Who Find Time For You In Their Busy Schedule. But Love Those Friends Who Never See Their Schedule When You Need Them.

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Boy:why Grls Like More Holi Than Boys? Another Boy: Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml And Bolys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2 Ml.

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A Boy Wid A Beautiful Girl Entrd A Jwellry Shop Nd Choose A Ring Wrth 2 Lacs Fr Her. He Gav A Chq Nd Said He Wil Colect D Ring On Monday Aftr The Chq Is Cleare...

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Woman : If U R Gonna Die Within 30 Mins What U Will Wish From Me ? Man : Ofcourse S*x ! Until U R Satisfied Woman : Okay.what U Will Do For Remaining 29 Mins ? ...

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Yo Mama So Fat When She Wears A Yellow Raincoat, People Said Taxi!

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