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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: Isliye Karke Sona ....

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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If I Were To Make A Dictionary: Cute=you Sweet=you Thoughtful=you Good Looking=you Gorgeous=you Liar=me!

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Define Contraceptive Pill Its D Second Best Thing Tht A Woman Can Take In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy Now Dont Ask Wats D First Thing..!...

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Getting Divorced Just Because You Don't Love A Man Is Almost As Silly As Getting Married Just Because You Do

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Kindly Pass This Msg To All Of Your Friends Who Have Two Wheelers. Dont Park Your Two Wheelers In Direct Sunlight Because... . . Ukarum Podhu Sudum......

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Teacher:david! Whats These Sums! Sums:1+1,2+ 2,3+3,4+4 David:em.. 1+1=2, 2+2=fish!, 3+3=what U Are, 4+4=i Hate U! Long Division Hurts My Head. Ask Someone Els...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

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Zoology Teacher Asks A Girl To Draw The Female Reproductive System. The Shy Girl Looks Down......... A Boy Shouts From His Seat Look, She Is Copying..... Boyz...

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Roses Are Red, Pickles Are Green. I Love Your Legs And Whats In Between.

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover?sardar:your Honour, It’s Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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A Drunk Man Was Strugging 2 Open Door Wth Key. Friend Askd: Can I Help 2 Open? Drunk Dude,just Hold The House Straight And I'll Open Door....

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Mr.bean: All Over My Body Wherever I Press I Have Pain Doctor: Whole Body Scan Result Of Scan: Finger Fractured!!!

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After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His Wife, You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. She Replied, Yes Dear, I Know But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice....

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Girl:u Dnt Luv Me Nymore :-( Boy Huged Her Tightly N Talking Softely In Her Ear,dekh Abhi Examz Ne Dimag Khrab Kr Rakha H....tu Dimag Ka Dahi Mt Kr...

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A Teacher Once Asked If 222 Is Two Hundred And Twenty Two... So Wat Is 111 ?? Santa Stood Up Immediately Answerd One Hundred And Onety One ...hehhehehehe

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The Way I See It Im Smarter Than You. Because I Fell In Love With You, And You Still Havent.

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Height Of Guts: It's When Ur Girl Friend Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl N U Say Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!

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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.

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Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been A Headache!

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Types Of Kisses : A Blessed Kiss Is On The Forehead.. A Sweet Kiss On The Cheeks.. A Passionate Kiss Is On The Lips.. But The Hottest Kiss Is On The.. I...

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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A - You're Attractive B - You're The Best C - You're Cute D - You're Dear To Me E - You're Excellent F - You're Funny G - You're Good Looking H - He He H...

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Cat-how Old R U? Elphnt-10yr Cat-bt U Look Big? Elph-i M A Complan Boy Elp-u? Cat-i M 50 Elph-but U Look Smal? Cat-ponds White Beauti, Umar Mano Tham Si ...

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Hrithik Roshan Is Making Titanic With Some Changes.. In The Climax, He Does Not Die But Swims Across The Ocean With The Herione In One Hand And . . . . . ...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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. . . . Whats A Quick Way 2 Double Ur Money? . . . By Folding It

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can Spea...

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Boy: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says,'to The Only Gal I Ever Loved!' Boy: Great! I Want 10 Of Them...

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. A Guy Picks Up A Girl For The Date. . . Why Are U Wearing Your Belt Around Your Knee..? . . Girl: I Promised My Mom That I Wouldnt Let You Touch Me Below My B...

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I Thought Of Suicide, Went To A Railway Track Got Ur Sms...... After Reading , I Thought To Live !!! U Inspierd Me. When A Useless Person Like U Is Alive .....

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Newtons Law Of Studentology! . Every Book Continues To Be In Its State Of Rest Or Covered With Dust, Until N Unless A Mid-term Or Final Exam Appears. Happy Exam...

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Arz Kia Hai, Main Majjh Wechi Me Gaan Wechi.... Wah Wah Wah Main Majjh Wechi Me Gaan Wechi, Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi... ;->...

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Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar ..... Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar

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Wife: Give Me Some Money. I Want To Buy A Bra. Husband: Why? You Have Nothing To Put In It! Wife: You Wear Shorts!

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