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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!..

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Why Did 18 Sardars Go To A Movie? Because Below 18 Was Not Allowed

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Father To Daughter: Tell Me The Name Of The B*****d Who Made You Pregnant. Daughter: Dad If We Eat Fifteen Bananas,can U Say Which One Made U Fat..??...

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When People See My Sms,some Think That I'm Addicted To Messaging. Well,not Really.. Actually Its D Relationship I'm Addicted To.!!got It.!

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..

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Pandit: I Am So Miser (kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Ho...

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A Gal Msgd Her Crush:i ...

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, N Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... Now Read Without The ...

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I Want To Suck You... Lick You... Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You...wanna Feel You In My Mouth...yep, Tat's How U...eat An Ice Cream.

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...

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2 Signs Tat Confirm A Girl's Virginity: 1)for Th 1st Time, Evry Good Grl Wil Hesitate To Show Her Body In Light! 2.wenevr U Open Her Legs Wide, She Shud Brin...

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy. Sardar1:look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case Hai. Sardar2: Aaho, Truck Number Bhi Likha Hay, Bc-1760...

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Why Did The Grammar Teacher Slap Her Geeky Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Things N Panties Plural When It Covers Just 1 ?

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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In A Practical Exam Examiner Showed Legs Of Bird N Said:tell The Birds Name Sardar:i Dont Know Exminer: U R Failed.wats Ur Name? Sardar: You See My Legs, And Te...

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It's A Test To Check Your Capability Of Mathematics But You Have 2 Read This Msg For Only Once....... Ok! R U Ready?? Here We Go.... 2+7 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +1...

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When A Girl Cancels A Date, It Is Because She 'has To' And When A Boy Cancels A Date, It Is Becasuse He 'has Two'.

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I Wanted To Say Good Morning To You. I Wanted To Remember You That When Nothing Goes Right....goes Left. So Allow Nothing To Mess Up Your Day!

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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...

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Rajinikanth Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Because He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. Rajinikant...

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If U Need Advice Msg Me . If U Need A Friend Call Me . If U Need Help E-mail Me . If U Need Money The Number You Have Dialed Is Not Responding Plz Don't Try Aga...

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Girrllll. You Must Be A Parking Ticket, Cuz You Got Fine Written All Over You!!! :)

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination...

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19. This Is Question Number ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 20. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5?? ( ) Yes ( ) I Forgot To Get My Calculator 21. Write Full Form Of Asap, As S...

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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Latest Rajni Inventions- 1. Waterproof Towel 2. Pedal Power Wheelchair 3. Book On How 2 Read!! Thats Rajni!!

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Read Each Word Reversely: A Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw Ylesrever...

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All The Fast Bikes From Yamaha Company Are Named Asr1, R15, R6, Rx100, Rx125, Rx135, Rx350, Rd, Rxz...bt Do U Know What R Stands For?.its Rajnikanth.

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In A Mental Institute, A Doc Was Testing His Patients Tht Whoever Pass The Test Will Be Free 2 Leave The Hospital. He Drew A Door On The Wall N Tell Them 2 Open...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother Dats My Seat Boy:ok But I M Not Ur Brother My Father Never Touched Ur Mom Girl:oooooo.... Moral: Dont B Over Smart:p...

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My Husband Treats Me Like God ...... He Makes No Notice Of My Existance Till He Wants Something !

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just Time Pass. . ....

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Ran Out Of Containers, So I Took My Cottage Cheese To Work Tied Up In A Condom. I'm Not Allowed To Use The Employee Refrigerator Anymore.

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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