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If A Gorilla,catches U,what Wil U Do?.....i Know!i Know!u Both Wil Hug First,then Start Cryingits Natural If Twins Meet Aftr A Long Time...;-)...

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Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Janon Nahi Karti.wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khon Nahi Karti.eis Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Wali Mis Call To Karti Hai Phon Nahi Karti...

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Classroom Is Like A Train 1st 2 Benches R Reserved 4 Vips Nxt 2 R General Coach N The Last 2 Benches R Very Demanded Bcoz Its Sleeper Coach... :

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A Dad Askd His Adopted Son- Son, What Is The Height Of Laziness..? Son- I Am Ur Adopted Son !! Wat Else...!!=))=)):-p

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Girl: If We Get Married, You Will Stop Smoking? Boy: Ok Girl: Drinking Too? Boy: Ok Girl: Stop Going To The Night Club? Boy: Ok Girl: What Else You Can Leave? B...

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Boy In Restaurant Sees A Girl Sitting.boy Asks Politely:is This Seat Empty?girl(furiously):yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!...

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Q. What Would Confuse A G*y An Apple Confused I Knew It

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When I Open My Eyes Every Morning I Pray To God That Everyone Should Have A Friend Like You.... Why Should Only I Suffer!!

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Once Rajnikant Was Caught On The Highway For Over Speeding While Walking

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. . . Dr: What Salary You Expect? . . Nurse: Rs.10,000. . . Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. . . Nurse: With Pleasure It...

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Besharmo,tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogiki Aaj Humare Pados Me Shadi Haaa K Paise Loot Lo Or Recharge Kara K Msg Bhejojaldi Karo Barat Jane Wali Hai...

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Why Do Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged Marriage???? B'coz A Known Sucker Is Better Then An Unknown F****r...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spiderman Using Bay...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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I'm Afraid To Die Not Because It Will Hurt Or I Don't Know What Will Happen, But Because I Might Be Waiting For You In Heaven And Be Disappointed.

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Hey I Just Got Blood Test Report. You Have Been Tested Hiv Positive. Report Reads Person Has High Percentage Of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnancy???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That Smile On Your Face!!!!!...

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow!

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Rajini...

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Subha Subha Na Nahane K Teen Bahane 1. Thand Lg Ri H2. Panni Garam Nhi H3. Maan Nhi H Kl Dekhenge

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While Preparing Her Resume A Young Lady Wrote: Special Qualification: I Am Flexible Enough To Perform In All Positions.

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I'm Sorry But Our Friendship Ends Today, I Didn't Want It This Way, Is For My Own Good Why I'm Doing This, But I Guess After All You Need A Explanation... My De...

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Teacher :''can U See God? Boy : ''no. Teacher :''can U Touch God?'' Boy : ''no. ''then There Isn't A God!'' Teacher Said. Boy : ''sir, Can U See Or Touch U...

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Husband: You Know, Our Son Got His Brain From Me.wife: I Think He Did , I Still Got Mine With Me!

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I Just Feel U….whenever I Feel U…. I Just Miss U ….. Whenever I Miss U …. I Just Wanna See U …. Do U Know Why…….itR...

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Dear Santa,if You'll Leave A New Bike Under The Tree,i Will Give You The Antidote To Poison I Put In The Milk For You To Drink - Timmy =))

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A Love Letter From Biscuit Maker: Dear Marie, Today Is Good Day, U R Anmol For Me… But U Have Crack Jacked My Heart, Bcoz I Have A Little Heart, Now I M I...

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -...

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It Is Good That Ram Some Part Of The Land To Settle Down, Because Right Now, Maruti Is Making Cars, Laxman Might Retire After The Series Against Austrailia, S...

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Q: What Did The Gangster's Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything.

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A Tata's Twenty-two Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met An Accident Against Rajnikant.......since Then...its Called Tata Nano......

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Sometimes I Feel Like A Cup Of Coffee.. Lil Bitter... Lil Sweet.. But Ohh Soo Hot!!! =0

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Doha Guttan Te Gulabi Ful Tange-tange,asi Gurduare Jano Nahio Sange-sange,langar Ch Bathian Sanu Tera Khyal Aa Gya,asi Rokya Bathera Dub Janyie Ni Baba Sanu Dal...

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You're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away. Like Dandruff, I Can't Get You Off My Head. Like My Car , You Drive Me Crazy. Like Dentures, I Can't Smile Wi...

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Height Of Unemployment Board In Frnt Of A Reputed Software Company"beggars With Plate & Freshers With Resume N0t Allowed!!!"

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Q: Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?a: He Threatened To Release One Every Hour If His Demands Weren’t Met....

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up Wth Me Sent Me Da Kissng Pics Of Her Her New Bf..!! Frnd: Oh..its 2 Bad..!! Boy: Yaa..i Know..dats Y I Sent Those Pics 2 Her Dad:d...

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A Teacher Told All Students In A Class To Write An Essay On A Cricket Match, All Were Busy Writing Except One Student. He Wrote Unfortunately Due To Rain, No Ma...

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