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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Why Is Hot The Sexiest Word? A: Because It Makes You Pant. :d

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Y Is Pyar Not Possible In D Movie Pyar Impossible?coz Uday & Priyanka Bith R Choprachopra- Choprabhai- Behan

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80 Sal Ka Buddha Rape Case Me Jail Gaya. Dost:- Tune Is Umar Me Ye Kiya Kaise? Buddhha:- Koi Rape Nahi Kiya. Ye To Ilzam Itna Mardana Tha Ki Mana Kar Nahi ...

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover?sardar:your Honour, It’s Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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A Man Was Lyin On The Beach Wearing Nothing But A Cap Over His Privates An Ugly Woman Passed By And Remarked If U Were Any Sort Of A Gentleman U Would Lift ...

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents

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I Love Your Smile, Your Face, And Your Eyes. D**n, I'm Good At Telling Lies! Kind, Intelligent, Loving And Hot.. This Describes Everything You Are Not!!

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Question. What Did The Potato Chip Say To The Battery? Answer. If Youre Eveready, Im Frito Lay.

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God Saw Me Hungry, He Created Pizza. He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi. He Saw Me In Dark, He Created Light. He Saw Me Without Problems, He Created You....

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A Law Professor Asks A Student: Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Student Replies: Father-in-l...

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any Guess? - - - - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - - - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!....

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Padan Likhan Di Ki Lodh Punjabian Nu.punjabi Vaise Hi Hushiar Hunde.botal Sharab Di Master Kol De K Jande Number Ape 6 To 66 Hunde.

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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He Came At Night Explored My Body Got On Top Of Me Touched Me He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed When He Was Satisfied He Left I Was Hurt.. Bloody Mosquito!!!...

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Birds Love You, Monkeys Love You, Hippos Love You, Snakes Love You, Tortoise Love You, Giraffe Loves You..... Please Go Back To Zoo, They All Really Miss U!

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Kion Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho, Har Bar Hamara Dil Dukhatay Ho,yeh Bat Sun Ker Hamari Roh Tak Kanp Gaye, Ae Dost Tum Masjidon Se Chapal Or Lote Chura...

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School Kid: Why Are Some Of Your Hair White Mom? Mom: Well, Every Time That You Do Something Wrong And Make Me Unhappy, One Of My Hair Turns White. Funny Kid ...

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Husband: If I Sleep With Your Best Friend What Will Be The First Thought To Cross Your Mind? Wife:that You Are A Homosexual.

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Girl At A Party Asked A Major , When Did U Last Have S** : Major : 1955 That Long Ago..do You Wanna Have Some Now ? Major Looked At His Watch And Said Not Now I...

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Girls Think Boys Are Fit. Boys Think Girls Are S**y But Dont Worry Im Sure Science Will Come Up With Something To Help You......hahaha...

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old, Some Are New. Some Are False, Some Are True. I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend, But One Thing I Will Always Be...

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Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, May I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First! =))...

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Why Were Males Created Before Females?because You Alwas Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy.

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Be Friendly With Your Kids, They Choose Your Home When You Are Old!

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man. Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, Love...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In The Zoo .

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A Wife Lost Her Husband In A Mall ,he Searched Everywhere For Her , Then He Noticed A Beautiful Lady Passing Him By .. Husband : Ma'm , May I Talk To You A Lit...

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A Man Was Teaching A Woman How To Swim , Finally The Woman Said : Tell Me Frankly Will I Really Drown Like A Leaking Boat If U Take Ur Finger Out......

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Que. What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Ans. Stay Out Of Bed...

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Response After S*x- Prostitute : Takeout Cash. Girlfriend : Enjoyed Honey. Neighbourhood Girl : When U Will Come For More? And Wife : Don't Talk About This...

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What Was The First Thing Angel Did When Michael Jackson Died? . . . Angel Asked Him For An Autograph.

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Height Of Flirting: Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment? Student:mam,i Lost It While Fighting With Students Who Said Tht U R Nt The Most Beautiful Teacher In The ...

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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Last Night I Went To Bed Without U. Cold, Thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Your Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last Night? My Blanket

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: C- Creating U- Useless T- Troubles E- Everywhere.. U R ...

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