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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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6 Year Old Boy- I Love You Mom! Mom- Awww I Love You Too.. 18 Year Old Boy- I Love You Mom. Mom- Sorry I Have No Money...!!!

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If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It!!!

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Bought A Stick Of Deodorant 2day. Instructions Saidremove Cap N Push Up Bottomi Can Barely Walk But Whenever I Fart The Room Smells Lovely

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I Am No Fred Flintstone, But U Can Make My Bed Rock!

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At Indian Wedding Boy 1-yaar, Pili Wali Meri. Boy2-acha? Lal Wali Meri Phir Boy3-saale, Kuch To Sharam Kar Lal Wali Ke Hi Shaadi Pe Aya H !

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Teacher-what Is Opposite Of Laugh? Student-s*x Teacher-how? Student-laugh Is Ha Haa Ha And S*x Is Ah Aah Ah.

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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Angry Hod : Have U Ever Seen A Stupid - Idiot - Fool .? Student: (looking Down) No, Sir ,.. Hod : Don't Look Down,. Look At Me..!...

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love Love Is A Lock Of Marriage , Marriage Is A Box Of Children Children Are Problem Of India , How Much Of Problem........... A Kiss Can Cre...

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Admi Ne Ground Me Tatty Krke Jor Se Pada Use Dekh Suwar Ke Bchche Ne Kaha -maa Mujhe Bhookh Lagi Hai Suwar Ki Maa-thoda Ruko Beta,abhi Ek Siti Aur Ho Jaane Do...

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern,hehehe..!! :-p

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Telling A Lie Is: A Mistake For A Child, An Art For A Lover, An Accomplishment For A Bachelor, And A Matter Of Survival For A Married Man..........

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Dhhom-3 With " Go Green Theme."jhon N Hrithik Rob Money N Escape On Super Bikes.rajnikanth Catch Both On Cycle N Says, "save Fuel , Use Cycle&quo...

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Girl Went To A Church 4 Confession. Girl : Father, I'm Getting Married Soon But I've Lost My Virgin 2 Another Boy. Pls Forgive Me.. Father: Not 2 Worry Girl. ...

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More... Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... Oh Oh Hummm Oh Honey. . . Thats How I...

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Press Down If You Think You Are Mad, I Cant Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case:p...

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Truly Nog Veg Msg Is. Chickens Egg Mottun Buffalo Meat Fish , Thats All Non-veg

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Teacher : Which Is More Important To Us, The Sun Or The Moon? Pupil : The Moon.teacher : Why? Pupil : The Moon Gives Us Light At Night When We Need It But The S...

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier........... If........... If........... If.......... If.......... Tree Had Fallen On Newton's Head,instead Of The Apple......

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Wife: Give Me Some Money. I Want To Buy A Bra. Husband: Why? You Have Nothing To Put In It! Wife: You Wear Shorts!

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Good Friends Dont Let You Do Stupid Things....alone

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She Learned To Say Things With Her Eyes That Others Waste Time Putting Into Words........

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A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl,he Went And Kissed Her. Girl: “stupid What R U Doing?” Sardar: B.com Final Year”

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Sardar Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khara Tha Wife: Y R U Standing Here? Sardar: Sher K Shikar Pe Ja Raha Hon Wife: To Jao Na..! Sardar: Kase Jaon Baher Kutta Khara Hai...

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Watch Bbc News.. 8 College Girls Admitted In Hospital For Suicide Attempt . . . . . . . . Reason- My Mobile Was Switched Off Yesterday Silly Girls....

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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Son To Dad: How Did You Meet Mom. Dad: Ah My Son!! It All Started With A Request, Add As A Friend On Facebook. :d

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Whats Karan Johar Up To?k3g: Love Ur Parents.khnh: Love Ur Neighbors.kank: Luv Others Wife.& Nowdostana: Love The Same Gender!

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One Of The Best Msg Written On The Back Of A Bike: Give Me Loan... Leave Me Alone..

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Little Boy: Aunty, What Is Inside Your Stomach? Pregnant Lady: It's A Cute Little Baby. Little Boy: If It Is Cute, Why Did U Eat It?

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The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ... . . . I Am From The Government And I Am Here To Help....

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S*x Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes U Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service Many Times U Have To Be Happy With Self Service......

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Sugar Is Sweet What Happend To You

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A Man Was Committing Sucide Someone Asked Him The Reason He Said My Wife Ran Away With My Friend, And I Cannot Leave Without My Friend...

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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