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Hi Miss Me Or Hate Me Both R In My Favor If U Miss Me,ill Always Be In Ur Heart......... If U Hate Me,ill Always Be In Ur Mind.........

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Eq.1: Study=dont Fail Eq.2: Dont Study=fail Adding Eq 12 Study+dont Study=fail+dont Fail Taking Common Study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont) Solution: Study=fail....

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Short Story.. Two Friends! Mr.see And Mr.saw. One Day Mr.see Saw Sea$mr.saw Didnt See Sea.sea Saw Sea$jumped In Sea.saw Didnt See Sea But Jumped In Sea.see Sa...

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name....

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A Funny But True Thought- No Matter How Bad We Are, We Are Not Totally Useless... Atleast We Can Always Be Used As A Bad Example!! Think Hatke......

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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt Di Car,   Khadke Glassi In The Bar, Punjabi Bhangra Te Chicken Fry, Always Talli Never Cry !!!

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Dad: Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son: Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It..

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All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful....., But, Only My Mom Is Right...!! :p

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Why Do Women Spend So Much Of Time On Improving Their Looks And Not Their Mind?? Becoz... They Know That Men Are Stupid But Not Blind.....

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A Teacher Asks What Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet In The Air Screaming God I'm Comin!...

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Love+ship = Titanic Dinoser+forest = Jurassicpark Arnold+gun = Terminator You Your Smile = The Mummy Returns ...

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Q: Why Egyptian Children Are More Worried About There Parents? A: Cause After Death There Daddy Becomes Mummy.

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I Hada Wet Dream About Yu Last Nyt I P*ssed Myself Laffin Wen Yu Fell Off A Cliff!!

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If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart If You Should Say, Do You Still Love Me? I'd Say, Till Death Do Us Part

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I Love Your Smile, Your Face, And Your Eyes. D**n, I'm Good At Telling Lies! Kind, Intelligent, Loving And Hot.. This Describes Everything You Are Not!!

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Stress Test: 1)whch Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse!!!!! 2) Whch Duck Has 2 Legs? If Ur Ans Is Donald Duck..u R Undr Stress..coz Al Ducks Hv 2 Legs..!!...

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Ek Tota Car Se Takaraya Or Behosh Ho Gaya Car Wale Ne Useuthaya Ghar Lejakar Pinjare Me Rakh Diya Hosh Aane Par Tota Bola"aaila" Jail ! Car Wala Mar G...

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A Guy Picks Up A Girl For A Date. Why Are You Wearing Your Belt Around Your Knee? Girl: I Promised My Mom That I Wouldn't Let You Touch Me Below My Belt. :-)

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . ;-)

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir!!!!!!...

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Are You Free Tonight, Or Will It Cost Me? I'm New In Town, Can You Give Me Directions To Your Flat?

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Women Need A Reason To Have S*x. Men Just Need A Place!!!.....lol

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Teacher- When Will India Become Like America ? Student- When Every Boy And Girl Of India Became Imraan And Mallika.

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Speaker,my Left Br3ast Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet!...

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A Young Girl Went Into Confession And Told The Priest She Had Slept With 4 Different Men Over The Past Week! The Priest Said Buy Two Lemons And Suck Them!! Wi...

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Foooooll....

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage. Marriage Is A Box Of Children. The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing..

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On Dinner, Son Asks Father: How Many Kinds Of B***s Are There? Dad: 3 Kinds, In 20s Like Oranges, Round N Firm. In 30-40 Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging ...

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Question. Why Are Condoms Transparent? Answer. So That The Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scenery!

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Falling In Love Is A Secret Ambition. Expressing It Is A Biggest Hesitation. Finding True Love Is Greatest Tension. So Follow Indian Tradition Marry Dads Selec...

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Q: What's Difference Between Cricketers N Condoms? A: Cricketers Drop The Catches N Condoms Catch The Drops!

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M.d.u. Pesh Karta H Khas 3rd Jan. Se 3 Ghante Ka Rangarang Karyakrm, "ud Gaye Tote" Watch Live In Examination Hall N Experience D Thunder... Aana Jaru...

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Tragedies Of Girl's Life: Good Looking Boys Are Not Good Boys Good Boys Are Not Good Looking Good Looking And Good Boys Are Married . Good Single Boys With Good...

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Height Of Flirting: Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment? Student:mam,i Lost It While Fighting With Students Who Said Tht U R Nt The Most Beautiful Teacher In The ...

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum Begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both Are Sweet At The Beginning And Become Tasteless, Shapeless And Chipku In The End...

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Boy-from D Day I Meet U,i Haven't Drank Or Smoke ... Girl- How Sweet,so U R Madly In Love With Me ? Boy-shut Up !! U Made My Pockets Empty .......

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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Yo Mama Is So Fat And Slow That When She Tried To Cross The Road She Got A Parking Ticket.

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A Boy Asked-swamiji, Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji:when U Put Finger In Ur Ear Shake,which Feels Better,ur Finger Or Ur Ear..!

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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