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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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No Qulty+no Style = Lalu... No Qulty,but Style = Sania... Qulity,no Style = Abdul Kalam... Qulty+style= Guess.. . .yes U . . R Right! ..it's Ur Naibour!!!!!...

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- Why Is Six Afraid Of Seven? -- Answer - Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.

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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For Vip Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

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Rule Of Boys: “phulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jata, Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata, Kitni Bhi Soni Ho Girlfrnd Apni, Dusro Ki Girlfrnd Ko Bhulaya Nahi Ja...

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If I Were To Make A Dictionary: Cute=you Sweet=you Thoughtful=you Good Looking=you Gorgeous=you Liar=me!

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Irl : Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai . . . ??? :) Dukandar : 10000 Girl : Awwwww :> Girl : Achaw Wo Pink Wala . . . ??? %) Dukandar : . . . . Awww...

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All Of Our Politicians Play Kbc In Reverse Manner. They Make Crores And Crores First And Then Answer The Questions Later.

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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If I Kiss Him Will He Stop Talking? You Tripped Me, So I Fell For You. You Always Stop And Stare, Why Not Just Take A Picture?

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Ranjit Khat Likh Raha Tha, Dr. Ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ? Ranjit: Khud Ko. Dr: Kya Likha Hai ? Ranjit: Mujhe Kya Pata ! . Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai....

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On The Eighth Day God Created Coffee.

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If You Are Alone, I'll Be Your Shadow. If You Want To Cry, I'll Be Your Shoulder. If You Want A Hug, I'll Be Your Pillow. If You Need To Be Happy, I'll Be Your ...

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Q: Wadz Most Colourful Thing Except Rainbow? A: Its A Smiling Negro Wearin A Red Shirt N Yellow Pant With Ornage Umbrella Standin On A Green Grass Under Da Blue...

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Impact Of Movies:teacher :- Who Is Mahatma Gandhi?student:- He Is The One Who Helped Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend!

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A Loving Husband Tattooed I Love U On His D**k N Showed It To His Wife. She Replied: This Is Ur Old Habit Of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!

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Girlfriend:it’s 2 Tight Boyfriend:don’t Worry,i’ll Put It Slowly,girlfriend:push It In, Boyfriend:ah..i Can’t,girlfriend:it’s Painful, Boyfriend:forge...

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Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon K Liye Kya Laya H0on, Girl Khush Ho Kr: Janu Kya..? Boy: Ustra . . Ganji Karuga Bandariya, Mere B Jue Kr Di Tune..

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Do U Know That Ur Smile Takes 1000 People To Death? Save The World... So Plz Start Teeth Brushing Regularly

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Congrats.a New Puzzle Game Has Been Installed In Your Phone. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....

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New Totka:agr Koi Apko Sms Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar Raha Haito..uska Numbr Kisi B Website Par Larki K Naam Se Likh De Or Maza Dekhe...

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Kiss Me And You Will See Stars . Love Me And I Will Give Them To You.

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How Do U Tell Ur Girlfriend If U Want 2 Go To Toilet During Dinner ? Darling I Have 2 Shake Hands With A Close Friend Of Mine Whom I Am Going 2 Introduce 2u Lat...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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The Way I See It Im Smarter Than You. Because I Fell In Love With You, And You Still Havent.

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....?..ar And Br^^^^^^^^^after Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth..;-)...

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Question: What's Common Between Guys And A Vcd Player? Answer: Both Go Backward....................forward............backward..............forward......back...

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A Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt.a Boy Asks Her: Won't Yr Mom Tell Anythng Abt Yr Dress?girl Replied: My Mom Will B Very Angry..bcoz I'm Wearing Her Dress.lol

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik:-)...

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There Is This Blonde Going To Disney World. She Sees A Sign That Says, Disney World Left. She Turns Around And Goes Home.

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24 Hours In A Day, 24 Beers In A Case. Coincidence?

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Bought A Stick Of Deodorant 2day. Instructions Saidremove Cap N Push Up Bottomi Can Barely Walk But Whenever I Fart The Room Smells Lovely

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Sleep Is Language Of Rest. Sleep Is Way To Relax Sleep Is To Visulise Dream Sleep Improve Ability So Have Nice Sleep.

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!.....

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Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People.

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