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Teacher 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine ???? Student: What Ma'am ???? Teacher: Yes, Correst. It's James Watt. Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genera...

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Once Rajnikanth Taught A Child How 2 Open A Door Widout Ringing A Bell......today Dat Child Is Known As Inspector Daya Of Cid....!!

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If I Reach For Your Hand, Will You Hold It? If I Hold Out My Arms, Will You Hug Me? If I Go For Your Lips, Will You Kiss Me? If I Capture Your Heart, Will Y...

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Facebook Fever... . . . Girl : I Love You Boy : (starts Running)..! Girl : (running After Him)..why Are You Running? Boy : To Update My Relation...

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Tighty Ohohohohh Hotty

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A - U R Attractive B - U R The Best C - U R Cute D - U R Dear 2 Me E - U R Excellent F - U R Funny G - U R Good-looking H - Hehehe I - I'm J - Joking...

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Why Do Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged Marriage???? B'coz A Known Sucker Is Better Then An Unknown F****r...

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A Man Was Traveling In Train With 13 Children... A Lady Asked These All Are Ur Children ??? He Replied No Madam!! Actually Im The Owner Of Condom Factory And T...

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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Teacher:why Do Buffaloes Look Sad After Giving Milk. Student:- Madam,if Some1 Rubs Ur B****t For 30mins Doesnt F**k U, How Do U Feel...:-)

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Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Wa Wa. Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Bandar B Msg Pad Raha H, Educated Hua Zamana.. Wa Wa..

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Professor :- When Could Be The India's Biggest Confusion Day??? Student :- Sir When Raksha Bandan Comes On 14th Feb.!

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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Museum Watchman: That's A 500 Year Old Statue You Have Broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I Thought It Was A New One..

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Someday You May Lose Your Hair, You May Lose Your Teeth, Your Money And Even Lose Your Mind. But One Thing You Will Never Lose - Your Good Looks, Coz You Can Ne...

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How Are An Apple And A Lawyer Alike? They Both Look Good Hanging From A Tree How Can You Tell A Lawyer Is Lying? His Lips Are Moving How Many Lawyers Does It ...

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With Dad This Morning, He Told Me To Give Up My Seat To A Lady. Mom: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing. Son: But Mum, I Wa...

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Golden Words By Aishwarya Rai (a Film Actress) . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S*x .. ...

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A Wife Lost Her Husband In A Mall ,he Searched Everywhere For Her , Then He Noticed A Beautiful Lady Passing Him By .. Husband : Ma'm , May I Talk To You A Lit...

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Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saaya He,har Papaer Me Zero Nazar Aaya He,hum To Yunhi Exam Dene Chale Aate Hai, Of Log Kehte He Sala Pura Padh K Aaya He....

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2012 Ki Hardik Shubhkamnaaap Sabhi Dosto Ko Suchit Kiya Jata Hai Ki Year 2012 Aa Chuka Hai,year Wishes Lene K Liye Line Me Thehro, Gooooooood Mrng...

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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. . Personality Of A Female Follows The Size Of Her Bra 32 = Innocent 34 = Calm 36 = Agressive 38 = Playful 40 = S**y 42 = Anjuman...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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Son (coming From School): I Wish I Would Have Born A Thousand Years Earlier. Mother: Why My Son? Son: I Would Not Have So Much History To Learn.

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Any Time Any Problem Any Help Just One Miss Call I Will Give U Another Miss Call. Gd Ni8 Swt Drms.....

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? Iam In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing N Biting Reply Me Soon Urs Lovingly Mosquito...

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Lovers Sitting In A Park, Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl.. Girl Says No Dear Not All This Before Marriage.. Boy: Don’t Worry Darling “i Am Already Married”.:p...

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Im Collecting Gandhiji's Photos.... I Need Ur Help... Pls Give Ur 500 Or 1000 Rupees To Me... He He He....

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Sweetest Kiss Is On Forehead,laveliest Kiss Is On Cheeks,romantic Kiss Is On Lips,and Hottest Kiss Is On..guess..on Bikes Silencer!

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Rajnikanth Is So Fast That He Can Lock A Drawer And Actually Throw The Key Inside Before It Locks!!!

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Gud Boys And Gals Blush During Naughty Scenes In D Movies .. Bad Boys And Gals Smile.. Bcoz Dey Knw Dey Can Do Bttr :-) .. Stop Smiling Nw..! -)

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What's The Difference Between A Sorority Girl And A Toilet? A Toilet Doesn't Follow You Around After You Use It.

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In An Exam A Student Wasn't Prepared For It.... He Left The Page Blank And At The Bottom Drew Flowers And Wrote.... In The Memory Of My Memory,which Recently P...

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Who's Hot? It's U. Who's Charming? It's U. Who's Sweetest? It's U. Who's Smart? It's U...

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed: Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said: I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So :p...

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True Love Is Like An Pillow, U Can Hug When You Are In Trouble, You Can Cry When You Are In Pain U Can Embrace When You Are Happy. So When U Need True Love Spe...

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