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Tiger Kills Cow, Hippo Sees It.tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell That In Court! But Hippo Refuses!tiger Asks Why? Hippo Replies:shakira Says, Hips Dont Lie!

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like ...

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Yo Mama Is So Fat, When She Jump Into Da Ocean, All Da Whales Starts Singing We Are Family!...

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News: 3 Chimps Escaped From The Zoo... 1 Was Caught Watching Tv... Another Playing Football And The Third One Was Caught Reading This Txt Message

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 A While Memories Can Be Kept In A File A Desert Can Replace The Nile But... Nothing Can Stop A Smile When Ur Name Appears On My Mobile....

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Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided To Share One Percent Of His Knowledge With The World. Thus...google Was Born!!

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When Rajnikanth Was In Class 3 A Teacher Tld 2 Write An Essay On Anythng.... Nd Dat Essay Is Today Knwn As . . . ...wikipedia!!:-p....

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Guts. When Your Wife Catches You In Bed With Another Girl, And You Say: Darling Next Is Your Turn... :-)

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Summer Resort: A Place Where Girls Try To Get Husbands, And Husbands Try To Get Girls...

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1 Secret Hsrf Hum 2no K Bich Rhna Chahieplz Kisiko Bolna Mtpromise?india Ka Map Khridne Se Niche Srilanka Ka Map Free Milta H...

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A Little Girl Went Into Her Parents Bedroom To Find Her Parents In Bed!!!!! Well! She Exclaimed........ And You Tell Me Off Just For Sucking My Thumb!!!!!!...

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up Wth Me Sent Me Da Kissng Pics Of Her Her New Bf..!! Frnd:oh..its 2 Bad..!! Boy: Yaa..i Know..dats Y I Sent Those Pics 2 Her Dad:d...

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I W...

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In Order To Get Good Job Boy Require 100 Percent Of Talent. Where As Girl Required Only 4 Percent Of Talent Remaining.. ( 36 ) .)24( ( 36 ) = 96 O/o...

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Woman-hey Your Parents Knows That You Smoke? Boy-your Husband Knows That You Are Having A Relationship With Him?

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Girl!!!!! Hey Girl!!!!! Hey My Little Girl!!!!!! Oh..... Oopssss!!! -.- You Are A Boy.......... Sorry Dude!!!

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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Rajnikant Was Playing Chess. He Moved His Queen Near To His Rook.... Next Day's Headline News Statue Of Liberty Found Near To Qutub Minar....

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If Malika Plays Roll Of Draupadi, Duryodhan Will Say Pheli Bhabhi Ko Sari To Pehna, Hum To Dekhen Ye Vastro Mein Kaisi Lagti Hai..?

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Rajinikanth Can Make Onions Cry. .... ...... Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Pr

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Don't Admire Ur Beauty 2much Infront Of Mirror Even Mirror Will Fall In Love With U On Seeing Ur Beauty :- Nice Na... I Have More Jokes Like This I'll ...

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Telstra Regrets To Inform You That Your Birth Was An Accident. Please Report To The Nearest Hospital To Be Put Down. We Apologise For Any Inconvenience Caused.

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When A Girl Falls Down She Is Helped By So Many People But When A Boy Falls Down Everybody Laughswhen A Girl Licks Her Lips She Is Thirsty When Boy Licks His Li...

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Once Katrina Kaif Was Crying. Mother: Y R U Cryng? Katrina:i'm Very Old Mother: No.dear U R Only 26 Katrina: But Mom Eemran Is Just 22...

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Very Very Sorry!! If You Open This Sms U Will Fail In Xam..to Avoid This Sent This Sms To Atleast 20 People Including Me ...thank U...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill.

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Doctor Tells A Prostitute She Is Pregnant And Asked If She Knows Who The Father Is. The Prostitute Replys If You Eat A Can Of Beans Do You Know Which One Made Y...

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Father:how Did Our Son Do In His Science Exam? Mother:oh!not Very Well.but It Wasnt Really His Fault. Father:why??? Mother:bcoz They Asked Him Bout What Happ...

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Sunday School Teacher Ask Her Pupilsdo You All Say Your Prayers At Night?' Little Mark Saysmy Mum Says It For Me I See,what Does Your Mum Say?the Teacher Asked....

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Biology Class Test :- Q : Mention 3 Advantages Of Carrots. The Boys Answered : 1.rich In Vitamin A (improves Eyesight) 2.reduces Cholestrol 3.reduces Risk Of Ca...

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To Avoid Condom Related Accident Use 2 Condoms With Chilli Powder In Between Them If Outer Breaks She Will Know And If Inner One Breaks You Will Know!

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If U Thinks I Miss U All The Time U R Wrong I Miss U Only When I Think About U But D**n It I Think U All The Time I Miss U Sweetheart...

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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...

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Why Do Earthquake Occurs?????because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

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S*x Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes U Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service Many Times U Have To Be Happy With Self Service......

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Talkng Once Wth A Genious Is Equal2the Knowledge Of Readng Books 4 1 Month -a Chinese Proverb. So...feel Free2cal Me Anytime.:d

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Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been A Headache!!

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Boy: Mom, Why Am I Black And You Are White? Mom: Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking.

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A Student Was Feeling Sleepy. His Head Was Going Down Down Due To Sleep... Teacher Comes Asks, What's This? Student: Gravitational Force Mam....

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