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Can You Think How 1+4+3=10 Came? Think Think !! Dont Know? Plz Use Your Brain? Didnt Get? Ok I Tell You How It Came Simple By Mistake...

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Jise Koyal Samjhe, Woh Kauwa Nikla. Dosti Ke Naam Par Hauwa Nikla. Jo Roka Karte They Humein Sharab Peene Se, Aaj Unki Jeb Se Pauwa Nikla.

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Tcher:wat Is Past Participle Of Th Verb 'to Ring'? Johnny:wat Do U Think It Is,sir? Teacher:i Dont Think, I Know! Johnny:i Dont Think, I Know Too!...

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Attitude:i Luv Work.unfortunately,if I Do Work It Gets Finished.how Can I Finish Sumthng I Luv?so I Keep Work Pending..njoy Laziness ;)...

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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There Are Two Things That Men Always Want Women To Do In A Hurry... Dress And Undress

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Do You Like Mathematics? If So, Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...

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What Did The Paper Clip Say To The Magnet? . . . . . . . I Find You Very Attractive.

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Girl : I'm Warning You, My Mummy Is Coming Back In Half An Hour.. Boy : But I'm Not Doing Anything.. Girl : That's Why I'm Warning You.. Hurry Up !...

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Top3sweetest Sleep3slpng On Moms Lap Wen V R Tired2slpng On Beloved Person's Sholder When V R Sad1slpng Wid Opened Eyes Whn Our Teacher R Teach...

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not...

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While Preparing Her Resume A Young Lady Wrote: Special Qualification: I Am Flexible Enough To Perform In All Positions.

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A Thermometer Is N0t The 0nly Thingthat Gets A “degree” Without Having A “brain”…! :pa Silent Msg F0r All Studnts;-)

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Boy (to Girl): Whats There In Between Your Legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And Whats There In Between Your Legs? . . . . Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To He*l !!!.....

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Cheel Urri ,.’kaw’wa Urra!,’maina Urri,’chiriya Urri…,’.,’gadha Urraooh!sorry Yar Jaldi Main Tujhy B Urra Diya Chal Theek Hai Wapis Neeche Aaja;-...

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In A Mental Institute, A Doc Was Testing His Patients Tht Whoever Pass The Test Will Be Free 2 Leave The Hospital. He Drew A Door On The Wall N Tell Them 2 Open...

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Once A Great Person Said, A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words Its Definitely True See A Photo Of Your Boss Its Worth A Thousand Bad Words....

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Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips. Of Course You Know The First One.... It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut... But I Like The Way U Think............. !...

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Rajnikant's 1 Rupee Coin Fell From The Balcony .rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It?why?why?bcozrajnikantreached Down Before The Coin Could! ;)...

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When Alchohol Is Consumed,whatever Is In The Mind Comes Out...so I Suggest All Students To Drink Before Writing Da Exams.

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U May Love A Girl Very Deeply... But U Can't Express It Deeper Than 6-8 Inches...

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By All Means Marry If You Get A Good Wife, You'll Be Happy If You Get A Bad One, You'll Become A Philosopher.

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Kindly Pass This Msg To All Of Your Friends Who Have Two Wheelers. Dont Park Your Two Wheelers In Direct Sunlight Because... . . Ukarum Podhu Sudum......

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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My Wife Should Be A Goalie, She Is The Best, Said One Man To His Friend!!! Why Is That???? Coz I Haven't Scored For Months!!!!

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Teacher Teaching A Student Algebra A=b And B=c It Means A=c.. Sir Asked To Give Example For It. Stdnt Said, Sir I Love You And You Love You'r Daughter. It Means...

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Kitna Pyara Sanyog Hai Hindu-rastrapati Muslim-uprastrapati Sikh-pradhanmantri Isai-rakshamantri Hindu Muslim Sikh Isai Sabko Control Karti 1 ....

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A Software Engineer Was Smoking In Office. Girl Says, Cant You See The Warning? Smoking Is Injurious To Health The Engineer Says........ ... Any Guesses !...

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Laziness Rocks: Boy:mom, Pls Giv Me A Glass Of Water, Mom:u Come & Drink. Boy:pls Mom. Mom:if U Repeat, I'll Slap U. Boy:wen U Come To Slap Me,bring W...

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I Love You In The Mornig, I Love You In The Evening, But Most Of All, I Love You When You Are Leaving

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War Does Not Determine Who Is Right - Only Who Is Left.

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A Love Letter From Biscuit Maker- Dear Marie, Today Is Good Day, U R Anmol For Me... But U Have Crackjacked My Heart, Bcoz I Have A Little Heart, Now I M I...

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips And Have A Nice Drink....pepsi

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Dog Is Truly A Man's Best Friend. If You Don't Believe It, Just Try This Experiment: Lock Your Dog And Your Girlfriend In The Boot Of The Car For An Hour. Whe...

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G O O O O O O O O O O O O O Olmaal Is Back Again !! What Do You Think !!! Gm!!...

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Dad To Son : When I Beat U How Do U Control Your Anger. Son: I Start Cleaning Toilet. Dad: How Does That Satisfy You? Son: I Clean With Ur Tooth Brush....

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