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Google Wont Find Rajinikanth Because You Dont Find Rajinikanth Rajinikanth Finds You. Rajinikanth Once Had A Heart Attack. His Heart Lost

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You Use A Knife To Slice My Head, And Weep Beside Me When I Am Dead. What Am I? ... ... .... .... .... ..... .... ...... ...... An Onion:p K...

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I Really Don't Have Any Idea What I Should Give My Wife For Her Birthday. It Need Not Be Expensive, Just Anything To Make Her Happy. That's Easy. Just Write H...

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Press Down......down More......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost There......yeah......oh S**t......harder......so Good! Mmmm ...........

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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U Are A B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious R U Smiling Now? *you Are Really B***h*...

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Gadhon K Lye Ek Zarori Elan…..........tum To Itni Speed Se Neechay Aye Jaise Sb Se Baray Gadhay Tum Hi Ho....

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother Dats My Seat Boy:ok But I M Not Ur Brother My Father Never Touched Ur Mom Girl:oooooo.... Moral: Dont B Over Smart:p...

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There Has Been Only One Christmas The Rest Are Anniversaries. :))

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Guy : Two Times Two Is Four, Four Plus Five Is Nine, I Can Put Mine In Urs But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl : Two Times Two Is Four, Four Plus Five Is Nin...

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty.

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Where Did Love Born ? Guess, Think. Simple In China ! Because It Has No Warranty No Guarantee

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Time Waits For No Man. Unless That Man Is Rajnikant

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams, Which The Father Receives As: Father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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What Do You Call A Female Who Never Laughs? Hasina

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If You Arent Suppose To Drink And Drive, ...............why Do Bars Have Parking Lots ....?/

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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. . If You Had A Donkey And I Had A Chicken And If Your Donkey Ate My Chicken What Will You Have? Three Feet Of My C*ck Up Your A*s. . ....

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All Of Our Politicians Play Kbc In Reverse Manner. They Make Crores And Crores First And Then Answer The Questions Later.

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Hitler Says, “there Is No Word Like Impossible In My Dictionary” Sardar Says:ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha...

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What Does A Woman Have When She Got Two Little Balls In Her Hand? The Man's Undivided Attention!!!

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Girls Express There Feelings With Tears. Boys Express There Feeling With Beer.

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If Any Of My Msgs R Boring 2 U If Any Of My Msgs R Disturbance 2 U.. Dont Hesitate Dont Feel Angry.. U Have Full Freedom 2 Throw Your Mobile...gud Nty:-...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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What Is D Difference Between Monkey Donkey? Monkey Will Save Dis Message Donkey Will Delete Dis Message. Choice Is Urs

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Eat A Live Toad In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You For The Rest Of The Day.

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Hottest Sms Of The Year-- . . .he's Kissing, She Is Kissing, . . . . ..he's Kissing, She Is Kissing, . . . . ..he's Kissing, She Is Kissing, . . . . . . . . . ...

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Good News! A New Way To Send Romantic Kiss To Your Girlfriend. Just Call Me And Order Your Kiss. I Will Personally Go And Deliver It.

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Manager: What Is Your Qualification? Santa:- Sir, I Am Phd. Manager:(shocked) What Do U Mean By Phd? Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool With Difficulty.......

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Manager: I Am Afraid The Young Man We Hired Last Week Isnt Honest. . Clerk: Oh, You Should Not Judge A Person By His Appearance. . Manager:i Am Not I Am Judgin...

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Zindgi M Hmesha 1 Bat Yad Rakhokabi Kisi K Dilse Mat Kheloqk Dil 1hi Hota H,agar Khelna Hi H,to-kidney-se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti H

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? I Am In A Good Mood:) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquito....

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Jise Koyal Samjhe, Woh Kauwa Nikla. Dosti Ke Naam Par Hauwa Nikla. Jo Roka Karte They Humein Sharab Peene Se, Aaj Unki Jeb Se Pauwa Nikla.

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Once A Great Person Said, A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words Its Definitely True See A Photo Of Your Boss Its Worth A Thousand Bad Words....

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Kal Rat Chand N Kha-tere Dost Tujhe Msg Ni Krta To Tu Use Bhul Q Nai Jatamaine Ghoor Ke Chand Ko Dekha Or Kaha"oye Koi Koi Dost Gareeb B Hote He...

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2010 Me Jo Paap Kiya H Usko Bhugto..2012 Me..26 Jan-sunday16 Mar-sun/holi1 May-sunday15 Aug-sunday2 Oct-sunday17 Ovt-sun/dasera5 Nov-sun/diwali25 Dec-sunday...

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl....

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When U Feel Sad. To Cheer Up Just Go To The Mirror And Say, D**n I Am Really So Cute U Will Overcome Your Sadness. But Dont Make This A Habit. Coz Liars Go...

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Q: What Do You Call Two Fat Men Having A Chat? A: A Heavy Discussion.

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