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It Is Better To Be Beautiful Than To Be Good, But It Is Better To Be Good Than To Be Ugly.

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Wat's The Diff Between Pulling A Curtain And A Panty? Ans: When U Pull A Curtain, It Means Tat The Show Is Over. But Pulling Down A Panty Means It's Showtime!

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...

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If Being Ugly Would Hurt, You Would Be In Pain All Day Long.

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Whenever I Eat The Tv And Watch The Food, I Bake The Books And Study Cakes, I Switch On The Bed And Sleep On Fan. Diss Is My Condition When I Miss My Friends....

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Can Make Love For Eight Hours. This Includes Four Hours Of Begging, Then Dinner And A Movie

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Do U Know The Fullform Of College- C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally...... Thats Why Boys Go To College...

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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, Please Wait…. Searching…. Searching… Still Searching…. Sorry, No Brain Found…!...

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What Is Kiss ? A:) Very Simple Itss An Inquiry In The Top Floor, About The Vacancy In Ground Floor.....

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. . Ladies Hostel Caught Fire . . It Took 1 Hour To Bring The Fire Under Control .. . Another 3 Hrs 2 Bring D Firemen Under Control...

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work ,,...

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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What's The Difference Between A Sorority Girl And A Toilet? A Toilet Doesn't Follow You Around After You Use It.

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1 Secret Hsrf Hum 2no K Bich Rhna Chahieplz Kisiko Bolna Mtpromise?india Ka Map Khridne Se Niche Srilanka Ka Map Free Milta H...

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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Good Night!!!!!!!sweetdreams!!!!!take Care!!!!!!!!!!..ab Aur Kya Dekh Rhe Ho?bister,takiya,chaadarbhi Sms Se Bheju Kya.?...

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Dad : Whats Ur Result? Son : I Have Failed In 5 Subjects. Dad : From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. Son : Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A Dna Test.....

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Johny To Teacher: Would You Punish Me For Some Thing I Didnt Do? Teacher: No, Of Course Not. Johny: Good, Because I Didnt Do My Homework.

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(husband)i Love Petting The P*ssy Cat. (wife) What!!!! (husband) The Cat You Perv!

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Power Of Mathematics: One Day A Box Wasnt Opening. Lawyer Came, Applied All Laws But It Didnt Open Chemist Came, Applied All Reactions But It Didnt Open Physici...

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I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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A Third Person Never Creates Misunderstanding Between 2 People..but, Misunderstanding Between 2 People Creates Space For The Third Person

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Joe: I Have A Good Advice On Remembering Important Things. Dane: Go Ahead. Joe: Just Wear Small Rings On Your Fingers. Red Is Someone's Birthday, Yellow - Homew...

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Boy And Girl Were Check There Cloth In Bag Boys Found B_a He Give It To Her Girlfriend And Said Take Your Milk Bottle Cap Girl Found Underwear And Give It To ...

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Once Upon A Time A Legend Loved Sending Messages N Fools Enjoyed Reading Them, Now The Legend Is Back And The History Continues..!! Anyways

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Never Under Estimate A Childs Ability To Get In To More Trouble!

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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G O O O O O O O O O O O O O Olmaal Is Back Again !! What Do You Think !!! Gm!!...

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Totka:agr Aap K Bachay Ziyada Matti Khatay Hyn To,,,,to Unhein Thori Cement B Khila Dein,bunyaad Pakki Ho Jaye Gi....

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Teacher: I Killed A Person Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Student: The Future Tense Is You Will Go To Jail.

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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?

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Q Whar Did The Gangster's Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? Dad!they Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything!...

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A Woman Walks Up To A Guy In A Blue Bathing Suit And Says, Did You Know Your Eyes Match Your Swim Trunks? He Says, Why? Are My Eyes Bulging?

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What Is Kiss ? Its An Application Submitted In Top Floor 2 Get Permison 4 Working In Ground Floor. Those Who Understod Ofrward It.

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said This Is Worse Than Divorce I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife

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Did You Hear About The Doctor Who Tried To Be A Kidnapper? -yeah, He Failed Because None Could Read His Ransom Letter...

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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Funy Sayngs: 1.ur Future Depends On Ur Dreams(so Go 2 Sleep) 2.hardwork Never Kills Any1(but Y 2 Take Risk) 3.alcohol Kills Slowly(so Wat,who Is In A Hurry!)...

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