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Rajinikanth Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Because He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. Rajinikant...

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When Life Hands You Skittles Chuck Them At Someones Face And Yell Taste The F*cken Rainbow!!!

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God Thought That Since He Couldn’t B Everywhere He Made A Mother.then Devil Thought That He Couldn’t Be Everywhere He Made A Mother-in-law....

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon Wit...

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What Kind Of Pants Do Ghosts Wear? Boo-jeans. :))

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I'm Very Good In Bed... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I Can Sleep All Day... What Were U Thinking . . ....

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Why Do Earthquake Occurs?????because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

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I Wish I Was Ur Blanket,i Wish I Was Ur Bed, I Wish I Was Ur Pillow Underneath Ur Head, I Wanna Be Around U,i Wanna Hold U Tight, Be The Lucky Person Who Kis...

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A Son At A College Wanted More Money. He Sent A Telegram To His Father : No Money. No Fun. Your Son. The Father Replied: How Sad. Too Bad. Your Dad....

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When U Were Born..................the Cloud Parted,sun Shinedand God Appeared In Front Of Alland Say"sorry For Mistake" Kindly Adjust It......

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Today My Girl Told Me She Wanted A Car For Her Birthday, I Told Her, There Is No Road Between The Kitchen And The Laundry Room

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Best Friend Vo Nahi Jo Kabhi-kabhi Ek Sms Bhejebest Friend Vo Hai Jo Sms Ka Pura Truck Bhejeye Lo----------,,,,,,;;;;''s M S'';;;;,,,,,-------...

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!...

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Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew A Diagram On A Blackboard And Announced Dont Look At A Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Aj Hum Apse Dil Ki Bat Karna Chahte He Mind Mat Karnamaiapsebohatppypyapyarpyara Hujis Se Marzi Pooch Lo...

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U Are A B***h Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious R U Smiling Now? ? ? ? *you Are Really B***h*...

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The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.we Have Got All The Cricketers, Said The Angels. Devils:no Problem, We Have Got All The Umpires....

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Here I Am. Tell Me Your Other Two Wishes.

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Dear Santa . . . . . I Can Explain.. .

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If You Arent Suppose To Drink And Drive, ...............why Do Bars Have Parking Lots ....?/

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Several Women Appeared In Court, Each Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived. The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony. I'll Hear The Olde...

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse:that's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Langu...

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I Like 3 Friends ? 1 Is The Sun 2 Is The Moon 3 Is The U Sun For Day Time Moon For Night Timegood Morning Boss U For Life Time

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Your Girl Friend Is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic. In Short, She Is Your Sister.

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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death, U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife, U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur Loose Motion...

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Interviewer: Just Imagine U R In Third Floor, It Caught Fire. How Will U Escape? Man: It's Very Simple I Will Stop My Imagination

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Boy : Wat Would U Think, If I Kiss U And Run Away ? Girl : I Would Think That A Guy, With A Chance To Finish The Experiment, Left Midway On Writing The Objectiv...

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Haqiqat Exam Ki Rusvai Hoti Hkbhi Section A To Kbhi B Me Bewafai Hoti H5 Question Ki Traf Kdam Badhakar Dekho To2 Me Hi Aukat Dikhai Deti He...

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up Wth Me Sent Me Da Kissng Pics Of Her Her New Bf..!! Frnd:oh..its 2 Bad..!! Boy: Yaa..i Know..dats Y I Sent Those Pics 2 Her Dad:d...

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Jimmy: According To A Medical Magazine, Kissing Can Be Unhealthy. Tommy: You're Right. Last Week I Kissed My Boss's Daughter. Jimmy: So What Was So Unhealt...

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If You Do Not Have A Wife - You Are Missing Some Thing In Your Life. If You Have A Wife - You Are Missing So Many Things In Your Life.

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I Like Your Style. I Like Your Class, But Most Of All I Like Your A*s.

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Teacher : Boys, Why Are U Two So Dirty. Boy 1 : Sorry About That, I've Been Locked In The Rubbish Dump For A Night. Boy 2 : That's Nothing. I've Been Living In ...

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2 Ways To Suicide 1.quick Death- Take A Big Rope Tie It Around Ur Neck Hang Urself. 2.slow Death-wear A Tie Join Engineering....

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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19. This Is Question Number ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 20. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5?? ( ) Yes ( ) I Forgot To Get My Calculator 21. Write Full Form Of Asap, As S...

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Im Chief Ministerur Prime Minister..im Star Ur Super Star..im Localur Isd..im Silverur Gold..im 10% Wasteur>>>>> 100% Waste...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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