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This Sentence Is Sure To Make U Laugh....give It A Thought........... . . . . . The First Man Who Discovered Milk, Whoever He Is, Wat The H**l Was He Trying To ...

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Boy: Miss, What'll Be ' Present Tense Of Samsung? Teacher: I Don’t Know. Boy: Dat’s Very Simple…if Samsung Is Past Den Samsing Is Present :p ...

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Santa: What Is The Difference Between Complete And Finish? Banta: When You Marry A Right Person You Are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One You Are Fini...

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2 Drunks Home After A Long Nite In A Club. One Goes Over To The Mirror And Looks Into It, And Says: I've Seen That Face Before. The Other Guy Pushes Him Aside,...

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Girl: I'm Hurt. Boy: R U? G: Do U Always Answer With A Que? B: Do I? G: U Just Did It. B: Did I? G: Y Do Men Always Ans Que With Que? B: Do We...

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Pee Lunga Tumhare Har Ek Aansukabhi Apnu Mefhil Me Baitha Kar To Dekhobhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Girl Friend Kokabhi Hum Se Mila Kar To Dekho....

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Beauty Is Not How You Look, It Is Not How Handsome U R, It Is Not Ur Figure Too... Beauty Is The Inner Self, So Change Ur Underwear Daily.

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs3/kg... Then, What Is My Age? Student: 32 Yrs. . Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister I...

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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist

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Jis Kisi Bhag Kar Shadi Karni Ho Unke Liye Calender Baba Ne 2012 Me 1 Sabse Achcha Mahurat Nikala Hai..9-2-11isiliye Sab Premi 9-2-11 Ko 9 2 11 Ho Jana....

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Girl Went To A Church 4 Confession. Girl : Father, I'm Getting Married Soon But I've Lost My Virgin 2 Another Boy. Pls Forgive Me.. Father: Not 2 Worry Girl. ...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful.the Grass Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesnt It Rain On You?

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She Offered Him Her Honour. He Honoured Her Offer. Then The Whole Night , In Honour Of Her Offer, He Was 'on Her' And 'off Her'.

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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Sleep Is Language Of Rest.sleep Is Way To Relaxsleep Is To Visulise Dreamsleep Improve Abilityso Have Nice Sleep.

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did...q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating?ans-dosa.....rajni Rocks

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God Grant Me Patience And I Want It Now !!

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1 Day God Tested Me... He Erased All My Memory Asked, Do You Remember Anyone Now ? I Told Your Name. God Smiled N Said, Some Virus Cannot Be Detected !:-)...

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The Funniest Situation In Student Life... We Have No Idea What 2 Write In The Paper.. And The Superviser Comes N Says, Plz Cover Yourz Answer Sheet...

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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D Best Quote 4 Students Out There: 'i'd Rather Open My Facebook.. Than To Face My Book!'

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Definition Of A Nurse A Young And Beautiful Woman Who Fingers You In All Places N Holds Your Hand And Then Expects Your Pulse To Be Normal!...

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What Did One Math Book Say To The Other Math Book? I Don't Know About You Man, But I Got A Lot Of Problems!

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Padan Likhan Di Ki Lodh Punjabian Nu.punjabi Vaise Hi Hushiar Hunde.botal Sharab Di Master Kol De K Jande Number Ape 6 To 66 Hunde.

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Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending Youa Txt Msg To 'break Up' ?another Msg Sayin'sorry That Wasn't For You'..

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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This Can't Be Beaten!!yesterday Rajnikanth Adoptedtwo Elephants,two Camels &two Horses From The Zoo..do You Know Why???......"to Play Chess!!"...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Student Life Is So Easy... Just Like A Walk In A Park.... But Park Is Like...... . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park...........!...

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Its Too Heard To Loose Someone Who Is 99 Cute 98 Sweet 97 Loving 96 Talented And 100 Friendly - - That's Me, What A Waste Of Life If U Loose Me...

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Funny Quotes: 1. Be Quiet In D Classroom Bcoz Others R Sleeping. 2. A Bus Station Is Where A Bus Stops. A Train Station Is Where A Train Stops. On My Desk I Ha...

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A Man Used A Artificial Pe*is 4 Years. Wife Caught Him: How Could U Cheat Me? Man Angrily:ok I Will Explain Abt The Toy, Bt Cn U Explain Abt The Kids!!!!...

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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet ? W B'coz All Worries Starts With W Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? War ! Wine ! Whisky ! Women And ...

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Wife Came Home With A Goat. Husband Asked”is Bhains Ko Ghar Kion Lai Ho?” Wife:”dikhta Nahin, Bakri Hy!” Husband:”bakri Se Hi Poch...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Fr, Nobody Is Happy With U.... Dont Cry.......my Name Is Nobody...

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!

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