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Mam: Agar Me Teri Maa Ban Jauto Tuje 2 Din Me Sudhar Du! Golu: Madam Me Abhi Jake Apne Bapu Ko Btata Hu Ki.. Bapu Teri Lotery Lgne Wali Hai.

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Some Magicians Can Walk On Water, Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land.......:

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.....???????!...

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A Man In H**l Asked Devil: Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay. Devil : Nothing, H**l To H**l Is Free.

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Invitation To All My Dear Frndz4 A New Year Partyon 31th Dec 2010at-67th Floor,suit No.25,burj-e-khaleefa, Dubai.koi Bahana Nahi Chalega..(no Gift Pls)...

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After 100 Years........guess Wat Will B The Years Called ...... ....a.r B.r(after Rajini Before Rajini)...

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A Sweet Loving Person Like U Needs No Message. ,,0*0,, Just A _ _ Kiss! ( * ): __._ Muahh!

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Don't Stand Too Much In Front Of Mirror.even D Mirror Vl Fal In Lov Wit U,cuz Ur So Cute......for More Jokes Recharge Rs30/month To My Number......

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American:we Recycle Used Tissue Papers Xport Them 2 India As Cigarette! Smart Reply By Indian:we Recycle Used Condoms Xport Them 2 America As Chewing Gum!!...

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill. Teacher: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It? Student: No. I Wa...

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A Man To Santa: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said: Hes Not My...

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In Train, Girl: My Head's Aching, Boy Kised Hr Head. Girl: My Neck Is Paining, Boy Kised Hr Neck. One Old Man: Hey Do U Have Any Treatment For Loose Motion? ...

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S*x Is Just Like Math. Add The Bed. Subtract The Clothes. Divide The Legs. And Hope They Don't Multiply.

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After Finishing Mbbs, Dr Munna Bhai Starts His Practice. He Checked His First Patients Eyes, Tongue, Ears By Torch. Finally What Did He Say? The Battery Is...

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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In Usa,every Year,thomas Alva Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated By Cutting Current For 2min.. But Here Due To Over Respect, V Celebrate It For 6-8hours...

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Committing To A Person Jus Because U Are Single Is Like Buying A Nano Jus Because U Want A Car.. ;) Don't Break Hearts,, Wait For Your Audi ;)

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2day, 2mmorow And Yesterday There Will B 1 Heart Dat Would Always Beat 4 U?u Know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!

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Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ? . . . . .... . Girl : Stupid .. Last Time I Closed The Eyes And You Have Stolen Rs.500 From My Purse....

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Mother Taught Her Son 2 Go Toilet By No 1.open Ur Zip 2.take Out Ur Machine 3.pull D Skin Back 4.do Ur Busines 5.pull D Skin 4ward 6.stop Ur Machine 7.cl...

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A Man Was Committing Sucide Someone Asked Him The Reason He Said My Wife Ran Away With My Friend, And I Cannot Leave Without My Friend...

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In The First Year Of Marriage, The Man Speaks And The Woman Listens. In The Second Year, The Woman Speaks And The Man Listens. In The Third Year, They Both Spea...

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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Sante Di Wife Sante Nu--uttho Ji Thodi Jaan Gud Morng Kehndi Aa..santa--chal Chaah Lai K Aa..nai Ta Dekhi Kutt Kini Paindi Aa...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Teacher Student Se: “table Pe Ink Kis Ne Grai Hai?” Is Jumlay Ko Apni Zaban Mai Kis Trha Kaho Ge? . Studnt: “ye Kis Kuttey K Bachy Ne Apni Auqat Dikh...

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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What's The Difference Between Like And Love? Well, Let's Just Say, If You Like A Flower, You Pluck It. But When You Love That Flower, You Water It!

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Meri Zindagi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do, Ik Benam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam Kerdo, Ik Subha Ko Milo Aur Shaam Kerdo, Aur Sham Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kam Kerdo,...

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Soch Raha Hu Ki Daroo Chod Du.! . . . . Par.! .. .. .. .. .. .. ..kiske Pass Chodu.!...sabhi Kamine Hai Pee Jayenge.! ...

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A Girl Ask To Moulvi! Can I Kiss A Man? Moulvi Says: Astaghfirullah! Astaghfirullah!girl: Can I Kiss A Boy? Moulvi: Laahulawala Quwata………girl:...

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A Couple Is Lying In Bed. The Man Says, I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Woman In The World The Woman Says, I'll Miss You.

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2day I Have Not Sent Sms 2 Anybody Except U. 2day I Have Not Thought About Anybody Except U. Because My Policy Is? One Day One Fool…..!...

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Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. Give Me The Love To Forgive Him. Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds. But Dearest God Dont Gi...

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Wat A Boy And A Girl Think Of Each Other, After D First Meeting : G : Wat A Nice Guy ! B : Wat A S**y Girl ! G : Such Nice Behaviour B : Such A Curvy Figure G :...

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Do You Know What Is Meant By -mobile- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every Where So Now Lets Start...

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Dangerous Alphabet W Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet ? W !! 'coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Women...

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