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There Has Been Only One Christmas The Rest Are Anniversaries. :))

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Doctor's Prescription 4 U. A Cute Little Smile 4 Breakfast. More Laughs 4 Lunch. Lots Of Happiness For Dinner. Doctor's Fee? An Sms When U R Free.

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)-)...

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Why'd The Couple Stop After 3 Children? Cos They Heard Every Fourth Child Born Is Chinese.

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Ladki Ek Aisi Paheli Hai, Kabhi Teri To Kabhi Meri Saheli Hai. Kharcha Karo To Bole Darling, How Are You?. Na Karo To Bole Brother, Who Are You?....

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Never Ask An Advice From A Doctor ... They Are Trained To Find A Problem ...not Solution

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At The Entrance Of The Hospital A Girl Was Crying. Sardar: Y R U Crying? Girl: They Cut My Finger For Blood Test. Sardar:oh Mygod,i Came Here For Urine Test...

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When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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Do You Have A Map? I Just Keep On Getting Lost In Your Eyes.

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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Rapist, Psycho And G*y In A Prison: Rapist: If A Cat Would Be Here I Could Have Raped Here. Psycho: I Could Have Raped Her Ntil I Die. . . . . G*y : Mea...

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Why Did The Grammar Teacher Slap Her Geeky Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Things N Panties Plural When It Covers Just 1 ?

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One Mad To The Other : 2+2= ? The Other Mad Says You Don't Know I Am Weak In Social Studies.. First Mad Says: That's Why I Had Asked You A Question Of Englis...

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A Chicken Sandwidch Walked Into The Bar, Ordered Some Food And Beer. The Bartender Says: Sorry, We Don't Serve Food Here.

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A Vampire Walks Into A Bar, Sits Down, And Asks The Bartender For A Glass Of Hot Water. Puzzled, The Bartender Gets The Water, Sets It Down And Says, I Thought ...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: . Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Diner: I Can’t Eat Such A Rotten Chicken. Call The Manager! Waiter: It’s No Use. He Won’t Eat It Either.

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Dis Is Luvjab Apki Girl Friend Gas Chhode Aurapko Wo Bhi Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lageto Samaj Lena Apko Sachcha Pyar Hogayahai.

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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Who Said English Is Easy,fill This Blank With Yes Or No 1.___i Dont Have A Brain. 2.___i Dont Have Sense. 3.___i Am Stupid.

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The Wind, The Naughty Wind, That Blows The Girls Skirt High... But The Nature Is Clever, It Sends Dust With The Wind, To Close The Boys Eyes...!

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What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles: There Is A Mile Between The First And Last Letters!

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Sumeone Kills Amir’s Gf & He Loses His Memory. Than He Tries To Find Out D Killer. Suspense:amir Himself Is D Killer. Now Enjoy Watchng Ghajini :p...

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Tom : How Should I Convey The News To My Father That I’ve Failed?david: You Just Send A Telegram: Result Declared, Past Year’s Performance Repeated....

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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...

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I Have The I, I Have The L, I Have The O, I Have The V, I Have The E, So Pls Can I Have U?

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty.

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Be - Alert Koi Bhi Kuch Bhi Khaaney Ko Dey Mat-khaana Idhar - Udhar Nigah - Rakhna Kyu - K Kyu-k City-govt Ne Kutta Maar Mohim Start Kar Di Hai... :p@@@...

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Whats Life ? Life Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You.

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I Was Born In California. Which Part? All Of Me. =))

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Wah Kya Khoob Shayari Hai Ki.. Aage Ki Generation Maa Ke Anchal Ka Sukh Nahi Le Payegii Kyunki Jeans Pehenne Wali Maa Anchal Kaha Se Layegi ..........ha Ha Ha H...

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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Degrees Of Grlz :) Ba Beautiful Angel Bsc Beautiful Structure Be Beautiful Eyez Bcom Beautiful Communication Mba Married But Awesome!...

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A Baby Fish Asked Her Mother: Y Can't We Live On Earth? Mother Fish: Earth Is Not The Place For Fish, It's Made For Selfish.

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Rose Is Laal, Sky Is Neela & Your Mind Is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura Lga Kya? Coffee Is Hot, Water Is Cool, I'm Smart & You're Fool. Lo Or Bura Maan Lo....

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Your Mama So Fat She Shows Up On Radar./your Mama So Fat She Was In The Daily Record Last Week On Page 5, 6, 7, 8, And 9./your Mama So Fat She Got A New Job At ...

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Never Kiss A Police Woman. She ‘ll Say Stop And Handsup. Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Say Next Plz. Always Kiss A Teacher. She ‘ll Repeat It 10 Times....

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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