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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.

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Q: Why Do Most Women Sleep In The Afternoon? A: So That They Can Screw The Tired Man All Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance!!..

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Johny To Teacher: Would You Punish Me For Some Thing I Didnt Do? Teacher: No, Of Course Not. Johny: Good, Because I Didnt Do My Homework.

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What Word Can ''one Quarter (f)ish And Three Quarter D(uck)'' Be?

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A Women Droped Dead Infront Of Me Yesterday After Buying A Bag For Life.

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You Are An Unwanted Child. Your Parents Paid The Medical Expenses For Your Birth With Their Accident Insurance.

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Girl-nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy-i Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl-how Many People Participated? Boy- Mobile Owner, Police And Me...

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Good Night!!!!!!!sweetdreams!!!!!take Care!!!!!!!!!!..ab Aur Kya Dekh Rhe Ho?bister,takiya,chaadarbhi Sms Se Bheju Kya.?...

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon Wit...

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What's The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases.....

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I Hav A Confession To Make Ever Since I Know U. Its Heard 4 Me To To Forget U Every Night U Come In My Dreams. And I Find My Self Shouting. Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Daddy : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It!!!

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What Is A Girl Friend? Addition Of Problems, Subtraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemies. Division Of Friends...

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Who Walks With You In Difficult Situation : Father : No Mother : No Lover/ Husband : No Brother : No The Answer Is Its You Shoe Which Walks With You ... Lol...

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Any Man Who Can Text While Kissing A Pretty Girl Is Simply Not Giving The Text The Attention It Deserves.

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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Two Men Are Changing In The Dressing Rooms After Playing A Game Of Badminton. After Showering, 1 Of Them Puts On Bra And Panties. Heh, What's Gng On Here? Ask...

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Will You Help Me Find My Lost Puppy? I Think He Went Into That Cheap Motel Room.

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A Bf Brought Present 4 His Gf Gf(after Opening) What D H**l Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ? Bf : U Wanted Stars Na? Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!...

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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Mummy, Mummy, Are Little Birds Made Of Metal? Of Course Not, Darling, Why Do You Think That? I Just Heard Dad Say Hed Like To Screw The A**e Off The Bird Nex...

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Laloo And Rabri Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Laloo Thinks For A Moment And Tells Rabri: Dear, Let's Move ...

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A Girl Went Into A Doctors Office With A Strawberry Up Her A*s, The Doctor Said I've Got Some Cream For That.

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Kiss-heat Of Luv Br**st-shape Of Luv Pe**s-length Ofluv V*gi*a-depth Ofluv F**k-xperienc Ofluv Su*k-taste Ofluv Condom-care Ofluv Pregnant-proof Ofluv....

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Aptitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In ...

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A Person Who Surrenders When He’s Wrong, Is Honest. A Person Who Surrenders When Not Sure, Is Wise. A Person Who Surrenders Even If He’s Right, Is A...

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The Young Couple Had Just Got Down To Business When The Girl Suddenly Stopped... Whats Wrong, Sweetheart, Am I Hurting U, Shall I Take It Out?? Yes, She Murm...

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Judge: Don't U Have Shame? It Is D 3rd Time U R Coming To Court. Sardar To Judge: U R Coming Daily, Don't U Have Shame?

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If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident...

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Son: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Son: Theyre Below C Level

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Kiss Me And You Will See Stars . Love Me And I Will Give Them To You.

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Santa And Hs Servant Were Talking Santa:why Did You Not Watered The Plant? Servant:sir,it Is Raining Santa:then Take Umbrella And Water The Plant

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We'd Make A Cute Couple If Only You Were Cute!!

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Q:define True Music Lover? A:girl Is Sining In Bathroom While Taking Bath Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ears Not His Eyes!!

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