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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Waking Up Every Day Wanting To Do Something Special But Everytime Its Just The Same Old Thing....give Me My Life Back Facebook!!

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Q : Wat Is Safe S*x ? A : Having S*x Wen Ur Wife Is Out Of Town...........

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Sardar Seriously Studying Books Abt Blood.his Wife Askd Y...? He Replied Doctor Said 2moro I Have A Blood Test,so I Want 2 Score Good Marks

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Thousands Of Years Ago Rajinikanth Came Across A Bear. It Was So Terrified That It Fled North Into The Arctic. It Was Also So Terrified That All Of Its Descende...

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Dying Husband: I Have Something To Tell U Wife: Don't Speak Just Res Husband: No I Must Confess. I Had S*x With Ur Sis And Best Friend Wife:..ssshhhhhh I Know ...

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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Teacher : Goss, Why Do You Always Get So Dirty? Goss : Well, I'm A Lot Closer To The Ground Than You Are.

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A Very Old Lady Teacher Of English Ask This Question In Tha Class: When I Say I Am Beautiful, Which Tense Is It? One Pupil Answered: Its The Past Tense....

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? Im In A Good Mood:) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquit...

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After Ryan Giggs Lifted The Champions League Cup For A Second Time He Had A Peek Inside And There Was A Chocolate Orange In It. He Said - It's Not Terry's, It's...

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A Five Year Old Girl Once Asked Her Teacher.... Sir,does Honey Have Legs? Teacher : No,why Do You Ask That?? Girl : 'coz Every Night,i Hear My Dad Saying Hon...

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I Just Broke Up With Someone And The Last Thing She Said To Me Was 'you'll Never Find Anyone Like Me Again!' I'm Thinking, 'i Should Hope Not! If I Don't W...

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Life Is Better Than Girls, It Always Sucks... !!!

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With Dad This Morning, He Told Me To Give Up My Seat To A Lady.mom: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing. Son: But Mum, I Was Sit...

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What Would Happen If Women Ruled The World? There Would Be No Wars. Just A Bunch Of Jealous Countries Not Talking To Each Other... -

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tarikh

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Friends Are Like Fishes You Have To Sit Patiently For A Long Time To Catch A Nice One Just Like I Caught You Better Stay Nice Or Ill Fry You...

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I Don't Know What The Future Will Be Like But I'm Almost Certain There Will Be A U-phone Coming Up Soon Xd

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S*x Is A Sensation. It's About A Man's Temptation, Putting His Location In A Woman's Destination. Do You Understand The Explanation Or Do You Need A Demonstrati...

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Failure Is Not When Ur Girlfriend Leaves You... Its Only When U Leave Her A Virgin!

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Pants Zip Open.. Sec:- Sir, Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss:- Did U See My Bmw Sec:- No Sir, I Saw A Tata Nano With 2 Punctured Tyres......

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If They Told Me To Choose Between Losing You Or Losing My Life, I Would Choose Me Life!! Do You Think Death Is A Joke!! :p

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Modern Day Txt Wife:honey Your Kids And My Kids Are Beating Our Kids

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What Is The Height Of Telling A Lie? A Negro Telling His Girlfriend, Tenu Kaala Chasma Jachda Hai, Jachda Hai Gore Mukhde Te

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Any Time Any Problem Any Help Just One Miss Call I Will Give U Another Miss Call. Gd Ni8 Swt Drms.....

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My Bank Lets Me Send A Text Message And It'll Text Back With My Balance. It's A Cool Feature But I Didn't Think The Lol Was Necessary.

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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A Man In Temple Left A Notice, Don't Steal My Shoes,-boxing Champion When He Returns,he Sees Shoes Missing, With A Notice, Don't Try To Catch Me,-olympic Cham...

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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,

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Does Football Have Any Sides?no?think Againa Little Moreok,i'll Tell You..it Has 2 Sides!"iniside & Outside" D Football...

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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A Funny But True Thought- No Matter How Bad We Are, We Are Not Totally Useless... Atleast We Can Always Be Used As A Bad Example!! Think Hatke......

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Some Great **** Sayings... U Make Me Wet & Put Me In Ur Mouth Everyday -tootbrush. And The Most Killer One U Cannot Njoy Me Unless U Spread Me -butter..:-p...

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Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue,monkey Like U Should B Kept In The Zoo, Dont Get Angry Ull Find Me There Too,not In The Cage But Laughing At U. Ha! Ha! Ha

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Always Be Like A Baby! Because The Baby Does Not Know About Its Past As Well As Its Future.. But It Enjoys Every Second Of Its Life.

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?...

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Q. Why Was The Washing Machine Laughing? A. Because It Was Taking The Piss Out The Underpants :-d

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A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man

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