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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnancy???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That Smile On Your Face!!!!!...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt, Bloody Mosquito !!!!...

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What Does Pappu Do After Taking Xerox? He Compares It With The Original For Any Spelling Mistakes.

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? I Am In A Good Mood:) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquito....

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Meri Jindagi To Ho Gayi Haiek Boring Khelkabse Online Baitha Huna E-mail Aata Haina Fe-mail??

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Dosti Krna Accha He,dosti Nibhana Farz He,dosti Todna Bewkufi He,or Dosto Ko Disturb Krna "haq Banta He Yaaar""""",,,,...

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wa...

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Congrats! Ur Phone Has Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play, Just Throw Ur Phone Against The Wall And Arrange The Pieces Back. It's Fun To B Young :)...

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Im Chief Ministerur Prime Minister..im Star Ur Super Star..im Localur Isd..im Silverur Gold..im 10% Wasteur>>>>> 100% Waste...

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Man:did It Hurt? Woman:what? Man:did It Hurt?.......falling From Heaven....did It Hurt?

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Judge: So Tell Us, Miss Widor, Is That You Who Bit The Victim's Pe**s Off? Widor: Yes, It Was Me. Judge: Do You Have Any Requests Before We Announce The Sentenc...

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True Bravery Is To Arrive Home … Fully Drunk.. A Late Night Out..and Mom Waiting With A Jharu In Hand And You Ask“hey Mom, Abhi Tak Jaag Rahi Ho....

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Medical Shayari When You Breathe, You Respire! Wah Wah! When You Breathe, You Respire! Wah Wah! When You Don't Breathe, You Expire! Wah Wah, Kya Baa...

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Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy, Life Smiles At U When U Are Happy, But Life Salutes U When U Make Others Happy.. So Please Make Others Happy!...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt...

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Lady In Movie With Husband's Boss... Phone Rings Lady : Yes ,ok Fine Love You ,bye . Turns To Boss ,laughs And Say Idiot, Flirty, Says He Is In Meeting ...

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Money Can Buy - A House Not Home, A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty, Iit Only Cause Pain Suffering. So Send Me All Ur Money And Be...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One ...

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Do U Know The Full-form Of College C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularlyv...

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Caught Sleeping Together Boy1:meet My Wife Tina Boy2.oh! I Know Her Boy1:how? Boy2:v Were Caught Sleeping Together Boy1:what The H**l? Boy2.during Lecture...

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not All...

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Before Marriage:-he: Yes! Atlast It Was So Hard 2 Wait She:do You Want Me 2 Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It She: Do You Love Me ? He:ofcourse! Ov...

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What Was The First Thing Angel Did When Michael Jackson Died? . . . Angel Asked Him For An Autograph.

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Teacher: Kashif, Give Me A Sentence Starting With “i”. Kashif: I Is ……teacher: No, Kashif. Always Say, “i Am.” Kashif: All R...

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Sardar Said To Doctor:pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao To Bohat Dard Hota Hai, Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray When He Checked, Xray Found Fracture In ̶...

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A Ur Attractive B Ur D Best C Ur Cute D Ur Dear Two Me E Ur Excellent F Ur Funny G Ur Good Looking He He He He I Am J Just K Kiddin...

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Waiter! This Coffee Tastes Like Mud. Yes Sir, It's Fresh Ground.

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Secretary Saw Her Bosss Pent Zip Was Open. She Said Sir Your Garage Gate Is Open, Boss: Did You See My Firari? Secretary : No Sir I Saw A Small Scooter With ...

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Where Do U See Mangoes ?? . . On Mango Trees? No . Fruit Shop? No . Wherever Women Go Behind Them Man Goes!!...

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What Do You Call A Wife Who Is Sexy, Beautiful,intelligent,understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook? Answer : A Rumour!

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What Is The Meaning Of True Love True Love Is When Katrina Propose A Boy I Love U And Boy Replied,sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend And I Love Her Lot.

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A Banana Peel And A Banana Are Robbing A Store. 'don't Worry,' Says The Peel. 'i've Got You Covered!'

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|| Height Ofself-confidence ||teacher Tostudent:"you Are Late ...?"student:"late .. !!!who Me ... ?no Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

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. Catch Her By Her Waist . Bring Her Home . . Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck . Put Ur Lips On Her Lips . Have A Nice Drink..... . Coca-cola!!! ....

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Rajnikant Once Slapped A Goat N It Started Crying.... Bey Bey Bey Bey Today Its Known As Justin Bieber....!!! :p

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Moral Of The Movie Ghajini…whenever Going To Meet Your Girlfriend Make Sure U Have Your Cell Phone.. N When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Your Cell Phone Silen...

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