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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Son: Mom.. Are U Going To See God Soon? Mother Puzzled.. No, Why Do U Ask That My Dear? I Heard It Last Night.. Son Replied ''what Did I Say? Oh God, I'm ...

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Whoever Said Patience Is A Virtue .. ! . . . . . Never Experienced A Slow Internet...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Why Were Males Created Before Females?because You Alwas Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy.

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When Rajinikanth Was A Student, Teacher Used To Bunk Classes! If Rajini Wants 2 Eat Ice-cream What Does He Do? Our Gr8 Rajini Goes To The Himalayas And Starts...

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2 Drunks Home After A Long Nite In A Club. One Goes Over To The Mirror And Looks Into It, And Says: I've Seen That Face Before. The Other Guy Pushes Him Aside,...

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_/ (_ /(. )( .) ) . ( Shake It.. _/ (_ / ( .)(.) ) . ( Shake It.. _/ (_ (.)(. ) ) . ( Ye!ye! _/ (_ / ) . ( ( . )( .) Ooooppsss!...

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Never Trust A Girl Who Says She Loves You More Than Anyone Else In The World It Shows She Has Been Experimenting.

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Just Feel The Line...bus K Conductor Jaisi Ho Gyi H Zindagi Yaaro,,,safar Bhi Roz Ka H Aur Jana Bhi Kahin Nahi...

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If U Were Lady Gaga What Will U Do If U Wanna Make Someone Angry??? ......... Poke Er' Face :)

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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If I Told You That You Had A Nice Body Would You Hold It Against Me......

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Today, Tomorrow, And Til U Live... ... There Wil Be 1 Heart That Wil Always Beat For U... U Know Whose? Stupid Ur Own Heart-)

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V Pronounce 22 As Twentytwo, 33 As Thirty Three,44 As Fortyfour,55 As Fiftyfive, Why Not 11 As Onetyone?doubt By Last Bench Asociation......

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I Think It Is Time I Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back...! Nice A*s.

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Pick-up Line: If It's True That We Are What We Eat, Then I Could Be You By Morning.

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Does Football Have Any Sides?no?think Againa Little Moreok,i'll Tell You..it Has 2 Sides!"iniside & Outside" D Football...

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':' What I Learned In Lectures At University':' -: How To Yawn Without Opening Mouth :- How To Sleep With Eyes Open -: How To Believe That This Lecture Wil...

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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What Do You Think, Why I Sms You? Is It Because I Care You Or I Miss You? Or I Like You? Or I Need You? No I Have To Utilize Free Sms Package....

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After Thrashing Away For A Good Five Minutes, The Man Lay Back On The Bed Smiling Smugly...... How Was It For You, Darling, Good? Quite Painless Actually, She...

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My Husband Treats Me Like God ...... He Makes No Notice Of My Existance Till He Wants Something !

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Look 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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3 Monkeys Escape From A Zoo. The First Was Seen Eating A Burger. The Second Was Seen Drinking A Soda, And The Third Was Seen Reading This Message!

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Secretary To Boss: I Have Some Good News And Some Bad News. Boss: What's The Good News? Secretary: You're Not Sterile.

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Phoolon Mein Gulab Achha Lagta Hai, Har Chehre Par Shabab Achha Lagta Hai, Aap Hamesha Naak Se Chuhe Nikalte Rahen, Hamein Aapka Yahi Andaaz Achha Lagta Ha...

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful.....

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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In A Practical Exam Examiner Showed Legs Of Bird N Said:tell The Birds Name Sardar:i Dont Know Exminer: U R Failed.wats Ur Name? Sardar: You See My Legs, An...

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Interviewer: What Is Skeleton? Santa: Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!

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