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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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What Is The Diff Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of U Torture Is Thinking Of U 2 Much.

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I Know You Think Im Cute, I Know You Think Im Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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Yoga Teacher To A Woman: Has Yoga Any Effect Over Your Husbands Drinking Habit? Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now He Drinks The Whole Bottle Standing ...

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Dad:my Dear Son,why Your Sister Sitting So Silent..? Son:nothing Dad Sister Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All............

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Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...!...

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First Guy (proudly): My Wife's An Angel! Second Guy: You're Lucky, Mine's Still Alive.

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Girls Are Like Internet Domain Names.. The Ones I Like Are Already Taken.

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It's A Test To Check Your Capability Of Mathematics But You Have 2 Read This Msg For Only Once....... Ok! R U Ready?? Here We Go.... 2+7 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +1...

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.tell What Is Next Word Come's ?

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Want To Hear Two Short Jokes And A Long Joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

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Museum Watchman: That's A 500 Year Old Statue You Have Broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I Thought It Was A New One.

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Pappu: Excuse Me,but I Dont Think I Deserve A Mark Of 0 For Dis Exam Paper. Teacher: Neither Do I,but It Is Lowest Mark I Can Give ??

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There Is A Sign In The Toilet Of The Sex Change Clinic. It Reads: We May Never Piss This Way Again.

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In 1975,3 Birds Wer Flyin N Suddenly They Died.y?....coz Neeche Gabbar Singh Bolta Hai..aadmi 3 Aur Goli 6,bahot Nainsafi Hai Dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

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Wife Is Dreaming In The Middle Of The Night And Suddenly Shouts: Up! Quick! My Husband Is Back! Man Gets Up, Jumps Out Of The Window, Hurts Himself, And Then ...

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The Most Tempering Line On The T Shirt Of A 12 Year Old Girl .... . . . . . . . . . . .keep Watching Coming Soon ......

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24 Hours In A Day, 24 Beers In A Case. Coincidence?

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Every Women Should Have Four Pets In Her Life , 1- A Mink In Her Closet . 2- A Jaguar In Her Gerage . 3- A Tiger In Her Bed . And 4- A Jackass Who Pays For...

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi...

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What Is Business ?dad: I Want U 2 Marry A Girl Of My Choice. Son: No Dad: The Girl Is Bill Gate’s Daughter. Son: Then Ok.dad Goes O Bill Gates. Dad: I Wan...

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Best Pick-up Line Ever... Boy: Hey...is Ur Name Google.?? Girl: No.. Boy: But U Have All The Things I'm Searching For...

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/kg . Then, What Is My Age? Student:32 Yrs. Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister ...

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Question: Why Does A Guy Whistle When He's In The Toilet? Answer: Because It Helps Him To Remember Which End He Needs To Wipe.

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First Kid: Once When I Was Playing On A Road, A Speeding Bike Hit Me And I Fell Down On The Earth Unconsciously. Second Kid: Oh My God! Did You Survive That A...

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams....

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Teacher: What Is Half Of 8? Pappu: 0 If Divided Horizontally And 3 If Done Vertically.

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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... ! 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot...

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Impossible May Be Spelled As'i M Possible....'......but.rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As "rajni Can't"..:-d:-)...

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Sleep Is Language Of Rest.sleep Is Way To Relaxsleep Is To Visulise Dreamsleep Improve Abilityso Have Nice Sleep.

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. . A Man Carrying 3 Babies'travellin In A Train........ . A Women Sittin Near Him Inquired.......r These Sweeties Belongs 2 U? . Man:no Mam I Work In A Condom ...

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After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His Wife, You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. She Replied, Yes Dear, I Know But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice....

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Wat's The Diff Between Pulling A Curtain And A Panty? Ans: When U Pull A Curtain, It Means Tat The Show Is Over. But Pulling Down A Panty Means It's Showtime!

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With...

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Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending Youa Txt Msg To 'break Up' ?another Msg Sayin'sorry That Wasn't For You'..

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A Person Go To The Dctor With His 3 Year Son. Person: - Dctor, My Son Has Swallowed A Key, So V Came 2 U Dctor:- When He Swallowed A Key Person:- 10 Days Bac...

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Teacher : Correct The Sentence, “a Bull And A Cow Is Grazing In The Field”student : “a Cow And A Bull Is Grazing In The Field” Teacher :...

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