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Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say Elevator, We Say Lift... They Say President, We Say Stupid Psychopathic Git.

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3 Stupid Stages Of Life: Teenage- Have Time Nd Energy But No Money. Working Age- Have Money Nd Energy But No Time Old Age Have Time Nd Money But No Energy...

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Impossible May Be Spelled As'i M Possible....'......but.rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As "rajni Can't"..:-d:-)...

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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell 1 More Example Of Dis Type Student : I Luv My Teacher ,teacher Luvs Her Daughter, So I Luv Her Daughter........

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"socha Tha Is Qadar Unko Bhool Jayenge Dekh Kar Bhi Andekha Kar Jayenge..par Jab Jab Samne Aya Unka Masoom Chehra..socha Iis Baar Dekh Le Agli Baar Bhool J...

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1white Cat Pani Me Gir Gyito Paas Baithi Black Cat Kya Bolegi?socho?...socho?.scientist Ki Tarah Mat Sochowo Myau Myau Hi Bolegi...

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Life Is Nothing Without Love, Love Is Emotion Kiss Is Practical, Dont Get Emotional Just Be Practical So Stop Loving And Start Kissing.......

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Evening News Is Where They Begin With 'good Evening', And Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't.

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? - - - - - - ? - - - - - Wht R U Searching???? - - - - - - -no Message 2day - - - - - - - Bcza - - - - - - 2day Is Sunday Hv A Good Day...

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You Must Be A Good Runner Because You Are Always Running In My Mind, You Must Be A Good Thief Because You Have Stolen My Heart, And I Am Always A Bad Shooter Be...

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Technology Has Its Own Limitations..google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine..but!...mandir Se Gum Hui Chapal,google Ka Baap B Ni Dhund Sakta:-)...

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Arz Haiteri Hasrat Dua Ban Ke Reh Jayegiteri Kismat 1jua Banke Reh Jayegior Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Beta Wo Tere Bacho Ki "bua" Ban Ke Reh Jayegi...

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Achi Baat To Sb Ko Achi Lgti H Dosto Lekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Achi Lge To Smjho K Tumhe Pyar . . . . . . Nhi Hua Zaleel Hone Ki Aadat Ho ...

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Boy: Will You Go Out With Me? Girl: Nope Boy: Did You Even Hear What I Said? Girl: Ya Boy: Then What Did I Say? Girl: Will You Go Out With Me? Boy: Of Course I ...

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Love Is Docomo , Do The New. Marige Is Idea, Can Change Ur Life. Husband/wife Is Hutch, Where U Go He/she Follow. But Friendship Is Airtel, Ek Atut Bandhan....

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I Saw A Bad Dream Last Night, All Fools In World Are Dead. So Now You Give Me A Miss Call Urgently .... Because I Am Really Worried About You ............

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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The Two Times They Pronounce You Anything In Life Are When You Are Man And Wife Or When They Pronounce You Dead On Arrival.

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7 Angels Came To Me N Asked For The Most, Inteligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed Person So I Gave Them Your Address. Dekha!!!!!!!!!!! K...

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Me Without An Erection, Make Me A Sandwich.

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In India, Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise U Wont Get A Job.in America-study Wel My Son,othrwise Any Indian Wil Grab Ur Job

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Some Say:"whisky Is Risky"some Say:"whisky Bina Zindagi Miss Ki"but I Say:"rum, Bear Ya Ho Whisky,koi Nahi Girlfrnd Se Zayada Risky.....

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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...

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Yo Mama So Fat When Her Beeper Goes Off, People Thought She Was Backing Up

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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We've Had Our Ups And Downs,this We Both Know,through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,but Our Love For Each Ot...

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Friends I’m Collecting Quaid’s Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note...

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Aj Bahut Dino Baad Kitab Kholi Toh Kayi Raaz Pata Chale Jaise Ki...aa Ni Aunda.aa Vi Ni Aundaaa Tan Pehli Var Padya.aa Vi Syllabus Vich Hai?...

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M O N E Y D O E S N O T S P E A K B U T I T S A B S E N C E S C R E A M S . . . =p )

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Did You Hear About The Idiot Who Walked Around The World? He Drowned.

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Arz Kia Hai, Main Majjh Wechi Me Gaan Wechi.... Wah Wah Wah Main Majjh Wechi Me Gaan Wechi, Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi... ;->...

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Hey Friend Remember That Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom & Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty So The World Needs You After All!...

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Principal:- I Have The Power To Suspend You, I Have The Power To Fine You, Ihave The Power To Expel You, Do You Know Where Are You Stand. Boy Says:-in The Powe...

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Ive Yet To Meet A Woman Who Got Pregnant From Swallowing.

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill

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Where Do U See Mangoes ?? . . On Mango Trees? No . Fruit Shop? No . Wherever Women Go Behind Them Man Goes!!...

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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