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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Define College Student.a College Student Is Not The One Who Reads The Book Before Exam!but, The One Who Writes A New Book During The Exam.jai Hind...

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Judge: U R Crossing The Limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai? Judge: How Dare You Call Me Saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I Said Kaun ‘sa Law’ Kehta Ha...

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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Sardarji To Others: Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band? One Said, Yes I Did Sardar: Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband!...

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. . Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. . They Wet Without Bath. . They Bleed Without Injury. . They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. . Make Boneless Thing Hard...

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In An Accident Many Get Seriously Injured.....one Person Is Crying A Lot Then Doc. Goes To His And.............. One Man : Oh ! God I've Lost My, I Lllost My H...

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Mallika Went To A Swimming Pool In A Bra & Panty. Guard: Madam Here 2 Piece Costume Is Not Allowed! Mallika: Kaun Sa Utaroon?

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Boyfrnd Want 2 Hav S*x Wid Girlfrnd, Ashamed Of His Small P*nis, Decided 2 Bring Gf In Dark Place, Opened His Zip N Put His P*nis On Gf's Hand. Gf:no Than...

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If They Told Me To Choose Between Losing You Or Losing My Life, I Would Choose Me Life!! Do You Think Death Is A Joke!! :p

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A Unit In S*x Education Was About To Begin, And Each Student Had To Bring In A Permission Slip In Order To Take It. A Boy Handed In His Slip And Explained To Th...

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tarikh

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Dad- Beta 5 K Bad Kya Ata Hai? Son-6,7 Dad-wah Mera Brilliant Beta Or 6,7 K Bad? Son-8,9,10. Dad-kya Bat Hai, Uske Bad? Son-gulam,begum,badsha.

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The Two Times They Pronounce You Anything In Life Are When You Are Man And Wife Or When They Pronounce You Dead On Arrival.

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Pappu: Tumne Apni Patni Ko Birthday Par Diamond Ring Kyun Di? Voh To Car Chahati Thi Na? Raju: Par Main Nakli Car Kahan Se Le Ke Aata?

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Teacher : If A=b And B=c, Then A=c, Anyone Can Give Me A Practical Example From Real Life? Student : Oh Sir, I Love You And You Love Your Daughter, Then I Love...

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My Face Is Leaving In 10 Minutes... Are You Gonna Be On It Or Not? =))))

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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Indian Cinema Industry Mein Sabse Pehle Kiska Email Id Tha??nahi Pata?.shammi Kapoor Ka..q Ki Woh Hi Sabse Pehle Bolayaahooo :...

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How To Impress A Woman: Compliment Her, Kiss Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her. How 2 Impress A Man: Show Up N***d, Bring Beer!!...

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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Boy Askd God : Why Does She Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Doesn't Love Me, Who Dies 4 Her Everyday ??? God Replied : Aayyee Hayyee.. Dialogue ...

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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I'm Not Single Because I Don't Get Offers I'm Single Because I Won't Settle For Less Than I Deserve..... :-)

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Tha Nhs Regrets To Inforn You That Your Birth Was An Accident. Please Report To The Nearest Hospital To Be Put Down. We Apologize For Any Inconvenience.

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Worlds Shortest Jokes: 1) 2 Women R Sitting Quiet. 2) 2 Sardars R Playing Chess. 3) Girlfriend Pays The Bill!!! Need More??? U R Beautiful.:-p...

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Attitude During Exams: They Gave Me The Questions Which I Don't Know,so I Wrote Answers Which They Don't Know.tit For Tat Dis Is Called Attitude....

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Meri Zindagi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do, Ik Benam Si Mohabbat Mere Nam Ker Do,ik Subha Ko Milo Aur Shaam Ker Do, Aur Sham Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kaam Ker Do:p...

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Nurse Kept Patient Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test.. Then Patient Started Dancing . Nurse : Y R U Dancing..? . . . . Patient : Next Is Urine Test.....

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Students Ke Dilo Ki Awaj:zindgi Ka Rukh Mod Dengesari Bandise Tod Dengeye Semister Jese-tese Nikal Jai Next Semister Mai To Paka Record Tod Denge...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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A Man To Santa: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said: Hes Not My...

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Pepsi Drink!.....

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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Q: Do Thieves Open Bank Account? A: Yup, Politicians Got More Than One :)

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any Guess? - - - - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - - - - Tom & Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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Whats Karan Johar Up To?k3g: Love Ur Parents.khnh: Love Ur Neighbors.kank: Luv Others Wife.& Nowdostana: Love The Same Gender!

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An Old Rich Man Marries A Young Girl. Interviewer Ask To Girl- Aap Nay In Main Shadi Ke Liye┬ Kya Dekha? Girl- Ek To Inki Income, Aur Doosre Inke┬ Din Kam....

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said Na My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better. .........

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