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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law.

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Teacher To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Ill Give U Kiss.miss I Will Count From 1 To 1000,then Sleep One Night With Me Plzzz.

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Defination Of Girlfriend Someone Who Will Stand Near By U Through All D Troubles Which U Wouldn't Have Had If U Had Stayed Single...

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Rohan Wanted To Kill The Bird That Was Chirping Loudly Over His Balcony. He Took It To The Top Of Building Roof And Dropped It From There

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What Is The Difference Between Wife & Saali?saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duy,saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension,saali Is Patakha, Wife Is Sayapa,saali Is Cool, ...

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Nurse Kept Patient Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test.. Then Patient Started Dancing . Nurse : Y R U Dancing..? . . . . Patient : Next Is Urine Test.....

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl..

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S*x Is The Game, Love Is A Name, Forget The Name Lets Play The Game.

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How Do U Tell Ur Girlfriend If U Want 2 Go To Toilet During Dinner ? Darling I Have 2 Shake Hands With A Close Friend Of Mine Whom I Am Going 2 Introduce 2u Lat...

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tarikh

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A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective...

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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The Longest Sentence Known To Man: I Do.

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If I Was An Artist, You Would Be My Picture! If I Was A Poet, You Would Be My Inspiration! If I Was An Author You Would Be My Story! But I'm Only A Cartoo...

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''y R U Looking So Sad? A Guy Asked His Frien My Mum Passed Away 3 Mths Ago, She Left Me 25k ''oops. My Dad Died Too 2 Mths Ago N I Got 90k. I'm Sorry 2 Hea...

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What Is Education??? Its A Process In Which Waste 1/4 Part Of Our Lifd To Learn How To Waste D Remaninig 3/4 Part Of Life

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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What Did One Math Book Say To The Other Math Book? 'i Have A Lot Of Problems!'

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Top 10 Blond Inventions: The Water-proof Towel Solar Powered Flashlight Submarine Screen Door A Book On How To Read Inflatable Dart Board A Dictionary Ind...

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Who Was D 1st Indian Cricktr 2 Bcum Captain In His 1st Mtch,score Century In D Same Mtch &hit A 6 Of D Last Ball 2 Defeat England? Aamir Khan In Lagaan...

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Kal Rat Chand N Kha-tere Dost Tujhe Msg Ni Krta To Tu Use Bhul Q Nai Jatamaine Ghoor Ke Chand Ko Dekha Or Kaha"oye Koi Koi Dost Gareeb B Hote He...

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Ladies Hostel Caught Fire It Took 1 Hour To Bring The Fire Under Control & Another 3 Hrs 2 Bring D Firemen Under Control.

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A Kids Love Story: Whenevere She Kept Her Foot , I Kissed Those Places But That Idiot Complained To My Mom That.... Aunty, Your Son Is Eating Mud...

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Girlfriend Ko I Love U Bolna Hai Or Recharge Khatam. Ab Kya Kare? Mein Batata Hoon Kya Karein. Theke Pe Jao, Quarter Lo, 4 Peg Maro Or G/f K Ghar K Bahar K...

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According To A Study. 70 Percent Of Men Don't Know How To Wear A Condom Properly... Do You Know What Such Men Are Called? Daddy! :-)....

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours....

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please Always Kiss A Lady Teacher, She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Ti...

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Universal Truth :when Girls Wear Tight Fittings, Neither They Are Comfortablenorboys Are Comfortable…. !!

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Just Feel The Line...bus K Conductor Jaisi Ho Gyi H Zindagi Yaaro,,,safar Bhi Roz Ka H Aur Jana Bhi Kahin Nahi...

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Cricketer Describing A N**e Girl: There Is No Cover, There Is No Extra Cover, There 2 Silly Points, 2 Fine Legs A Deep Gully, With Little Grass On The Pitch....

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Rabri: Ka Karat Ho? Laalu: Ek Dost Ko Chitthi Likhat Hu! Rabri: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. Laalu: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padhna Nahi Jaanat.

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A Funny Incident On A Hot Summer Day A Beggar Go To A Bus Stop, Beg Money From All And Than Go In A Taxy :)

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Spotted Outside A Church : You Love Jesus, Keep On Texting While Driving If You Want To Meet Him

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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

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Dad: Wats Ur Result? Son: Ive Faild In 5 Subjects. Dad: Now Onwards Dont Cal Me 'dad'. Son: Com On Dad!its My Schl Test Not A Dna Test.

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Boy U R D Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U R In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In D Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 ...

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A Person Go To The Dctor With His 3 Year Son. Person: - Dctor, My Son Has Swallowed A Key, So V Came 2 U Dctor:- When He Swallowed A Key Person:- 10 Days Bac...

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!...

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