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Madam: Batao Kurkure Ki Add Hamesha Ladkiya He Kyu Karti Hai Boy : Kyuki Koi Bhi Asli Mard Saari Duniya Ke Samne Ye Nahi Bol Sakta Ki Teda Hai Par Mera H...

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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This Is A Funny Sms... But Stupid People Don't Press Down.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finall...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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If Only Im An Angel I'll Protect U Lend U My Wings Watch Over U 24/7 But Wat Can I Do? Im A Devil ? How? Hmmmmmm.... Im Just Going To Kill Who Wi...

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus. They Enter Our Life,scan Your Pockets,transfer Money,edit Your Mind,download Their Problems,delete Your Smile And Hang U Forev...

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If You Have Two Balls Between Your Legs, Then You Are A Man But If You Have Four Balls Between Your Legs???? Dont Think You Are A Superman It Means Someone I...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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A Woman Went Into A S3x Shop And Asked The Assistant For A Vibrator.... Wagging His Finger At Her, He Said, Come This Way. She Replied, If I Could Come That W...

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Wahat Will Hapen If U Throw A Red Stone In Brown Water? It Will Get Wet!!

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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No Matter What We Have All, Rather Press The Refresh Button Every 5sec Than Study Eat The Skin From The Grape Before Eating It Smile Stupidly At A Text Laugh Su...

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Rain Is Not A Drop Of Water It's The Love Of Sky For Earth . They Never Meet Each Other But Send Love This Way. So Enjoy The Love Of Nature ... :-)

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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A Bird Was Disturbin Sardar A Lot, One Day He Caught It And Decided To Kill It Cruelly, He Took It To The Top Of A Tall Building And Dropped It... :-)...

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Ther R 3 Rooms 1.gold Coins 2.curency Notes 3.cotton Bags If D 3 Rooms Catches Fire. On Which Room Will D Ambulance Pour Water? Rply Soon I M Waiting.

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped In Front Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse: That's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign ...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Us Nay Kaha Kon Ho Tum? Main Nay Kaha Hasrat Tumarius Nay Kaha Taktey Ho Kya? Main Nay Kaha Surat Tumharius Ne Kaha Kartey Ho Kya? Main Nay Kaha Pooja Tumharius...

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Teacher Teaching A Student Algebra A=b And B=c It Means A=c.. Sir Asked To Give Example For It. Stdnt Said, Sir I Love You And You Love You'r Daughter. It Means...

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Don’t Worry, I Have A One More....

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Shopkeeper: This Sweater's Made Of Pure Virgin Wool Sir... Santa: You See I Am Not Interested In The Morals Of The Sheep. Just Tell Me, Will It Keep Me Warm???...

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Success Is Just Like Being Pregnant, Everybody Congratulates You For It.. But, Nobody Knows.. How Many Times You Were F*cked For It..!!

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Tom Came Home From School And Askmum,what Is S*x?mum Flustered Knew She Had To Tell Him Sooner Or Later So Spent Hours Explaining To Him. When Shes Done Tom Smi...

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Once Rajnikant Buy 40 Acers Of Squre Land And Make 4 Wells In All 4 Corners..u Know Why..?for Playing Carrom.............

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Hitler Says,there Is No Word Like Impossible In My Dictionary Sandesh Says: Now Nowthing Will Be Happen. You Should Check When You Have Bought It.

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Girl: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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A Man In H**l Asked Devil: Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay. Devil : Nothing, H**l To H**l Is Free.

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Teacher : What Are 2,4,7,11 ? Boy : Channel No Of Hbo,mtv,pogo,espn !!!

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Difference Between Rain In India And Dubai:in Dubai After Rain,water Disappears In 5 Mins.in India After Rain,the Road Disappears In 5 Mins...!...

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What Is The Difference Between A Woman And A Magnet? Magnets Have A Positive Side!

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A Man Used Artificial P***s Many Yrs Wife Caught Him:how Could You Cheat Me...? Man Angrily: Ok Ok I'll Explain About The Toy But You Explain About Kids...?...

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1999 Kids : I Want My Bed Near Window To See The Moon&stars. . . . . . . 2013 Kids : I Want My Bed Near The Mobile Charging Slot..

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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Boys R Very Kind Than Girls. Proof . Most Of D Girls Don't Like To Help Unknown Boys. But All Boys R Always There To Help Any Unknown Girl.....

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