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Wats D Diff Btwn Pongal N Idly?think.think..think...u Ll Get A Holiday For Pongal But Not For Idly.

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.....???????!...

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Today Tommorow And Forever There Will Be One Heart That Beats For U , U Know Whoes Ur Own Stupid!!!!!

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Teacher : U Failure ! At Ur Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class Student : Mind U, Sir, But At Ur Age Hitler Commited Suicide

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Press Down......down More......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost There......yeah......oh S**t......harder......so Good! Yeah, That's Textual ...

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Falling In Love Is A Secret Ambition. Expressing It Is A Biggest Hesitation. Finding True Love Is Greatest Tension. So Follow Indian Tradition Marry Dads Selec...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Rajini...

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One Of The Intelligent Monkey Is Missing In Zoo Its Name Is Is Is Is Is Dont Worry Its Not U Bcoz It Is Intelligent...

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Years Ago Rajnikant Taught A Kid To Play Counter Strike , And Now We Know That Kid As Osama Bin Laden

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse Da Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Don...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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Help: Cops Are After A Suspect Who Smart, Witty, S**y And Good Lookin...so Where You Gonna Hide Me?

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Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch Kum Nhi Hai Hum Bibi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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I Want To Tell You A Terrific Story About Oral Contraception. I Asked This Girl To Sleep With Me And She Said No.

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"socha Tha Is Qadar Unko Bhool Jayenge Dekh Kar Bhi Andekha Kar Jayenge..par Jab Jab Samne Aya Unka Masoom Chehra..socha Iis Baar Dekh Le Agli Baar Bhool J...

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Pornography Tells Lies About Women, But The Truth About Men.

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Man : How Old Is Your Father? Boy : As Old As Me.man : How Can That Be? Boy : He Became A Father Only When I Was Born

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: D Guy Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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What Did One Math Book Say To The Other Math Book? 'i Have A Lot Of Problems!'

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Gary, You Better Call An Astronomer, Because This Clotted Cream Is Out Of This World!

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Why It Is Called A Wonder Bra? When She Takes It Off, You Wonder, Where Her T**s Went . . .

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Little Johnny In A Science Class, Learning About Gravity... Teacher : When You Throw Something Up.. Where Will It Go Next? Someone Shouted: Down! Johnny: ''n...

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Rajnikanth Is So Fast That He Can Lock A Drawer And Actually Throw The Key Inside Before It Locks!!!

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Drunked Man Sees An Empty Beer Botles.he Smashes D 1stbotle Swearin'u R D Reason I Don Hv Wife.smashes 2ndbotle'u R D Reason I Don Hv Kids'.3rd Botle'u R D Reas...

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What I Feel For You,is Really True. You Got To Know,i Need You So. When You Are Gone,i Can't Go On. Can't You See, That You Are The Only One For Me?

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Breaking India Tv News......hanumanji Was Found Reading Rajnikant Chalisa ! . .

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A Peach Is A Peach. A Plum Is A Plum. A Kiss Aint A Kiss Unless Its Wiv Tongues. So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise

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When Apple Is Green It Is Ready 2 Pluck Wen Girl Is 18 She's Ready 2 . . . . . Vote (lol Think Positive) :d...

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He Came 2 Me 1 Nite... Explored My Body... Licked- Sucked- Swallowed Had His Fill... Wen Satisfied He Left... I Was Hurt... D**n Mosquito

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