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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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In The First Year Of Marriage, The Man Speaks And The Woman Listens. In The Second Year, The Woman Speaks And The Man Listens. In The Third Year, They Both Spea...

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What Part Of The Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of Veins, Like Pumping, Is Responsible For Making Love? Ans -heart...

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':' What I Learned In Lectures At University':' -: How To Yawn Without Opening Mouth :- How To Sleep With Eyes Open -: How To Believe That This Lecture Wil...

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped In Front Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse: That's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign ...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up Wth Me Sent Me Da Kissng Pics Of Her Her New Bf..!! Frnd: Oh..its 2 Bad..!! Boy: Yaa..i Know..dats Y I Sent Those Pics 2 Her Dad:d...

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Love Your Friends, And Also Your Enemies Too, Friens Will Help You For Your Winning Moments, But, Enemies Are The Reason Of Your Winning Moments.

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=-=-=-=-= )) * Good * )) // * Night* // // Have A // // * Nice * //(( * Sleep *((=-=-=-=-=

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How Do You Fix A Womans Watch? You Don't Because There Is A Clock On The Oven!

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Wht's D Similarity Between A Girl Petrol? 1. Both R Explosive 2. Both R Hot 3. Both R Dangerous When Kept In Open

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Boy- Hey I Got A New Car, A Laptop And A Mobile! Girl- That's Cools!! What Does Your Father Do? Boy Replied . . . . . . . . . . . He Sells Onions!...

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Nokia Going 2 Launch Rajnikanth R Series.featuures-20 Sim,never Ending Battery,10sd Card Slots,mini Rocketlauncher,microwave,tent,and Much More...:p

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In India, Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise U Wont Get A Job.in America-study Wel My Son,othrwise Any Indian Wil Grab Ur Job

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A High Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :p...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Your Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The P...

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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A Boy Was Going With His G.f. Frnd Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin.... ... The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....!...

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Indian Father On His Death Bed.. Dad: Is My Wife Here..? Wife: Yes Im Here.. Dad: Is My Daughter Here..? Daughter: Yes Daddy.. Dad : Is My Son Here..? Son...

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Respect Those Friends Who Find Time For You In Their Busy Schedule. But Love Those Friends Who Never See Their Schedule When You Need Them.

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Don't Send Me Any Messages, I Don't Want 2 C U, 2 Hear U, 2 Think U, 2 Keep In Touch With U!!! Becoz The Doctor Advised Me To Keep A From Sweets.way

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It's Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Imprtant That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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I Want You To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant.to Have Candle Light Dinner....to Say Those Sweet Three Words To You. Pay The Bill

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What's The Difference Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of You And Torture Is Thinking Of You Too Much.

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I W...

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Girl-na Chedo Ladkiyo Ko Paap Hoga, .. Kal Tu Bhi Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga.. . . Boy-khuda Kare Teri Baat Sachi Ho, .. Jo Mujhe Papa Kahe Wo Teri Bacchi Ho.:-)

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Wife:-i Will Die. Husband:- I Will Also Die.wife:-why Will You Die? Husband:-because Main Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta:d...

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A Man Used Artificial P***s Many Yrs Wife Caught Him:how Could You Cheat Me...? Man Angrily: Ok Ok I'll Explain About The Toy But You Explain About Kids...?...

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It Is Impossible To Lick Your Elbow, Atleast 75 Percent Of The People Who Reads This Will Try To Lick Their Elbow :)

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A Teacher Ask Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat Roasted Chicken !!!!...

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When There Is Long Gap Between Engagement And Marriage Then Who Is Most Benefited? Girl? No..... Boy? No..... Its The Mobile Phone Company...

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U R A B C D E F G H I J K L A=aachhe B=briliant C=cool D=dashing E=emotional F=fantastic G=great H=hot I=intelligent That Is Not U...

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The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of The Corners Off.

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project ....

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Attitude Of A 'student' "this Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =p ...

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