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.. . A Solid Reason For Having Two Girlfriends At One Time : . . . Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!...

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Girl:aisa Khat Likh Sajna, Meri Umria Beet Jaye Padte Padte...boy:f.%i.oi>xe'l1+:e Y#a#"e!%>;?##x -uy ?w ?w 'ee(p+>i*...

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Dying Husband: I Have Something To Tell U Wife: Don't Speak Just Res Husband: No I Must Confess. I Had S*x With Ur Sis And Best Friend Wife:..ssshhhhhh I Know ...

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On Their Wedding Night, Both Husband And Wife Were Claiming Virginity Wife : If It Was Your First Time, Then How Did You Do So Well? Husband : And If This W...

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1white Cat Pani Me Gir Gyito Paas Baithi Black Cat Kya Bolegi?socho?...socho?.scientist Ki Tarah Mat Sochowo Myau Myau Hi Bolegi...

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After Scoring 40 Kumble Raises Bat.....! Sachin Asks Its Not 50 Nor 100 Y R U Raising Ur Bat? Kumble Answered Only Engineer Knows The Value Of Scoring 40....

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Teacher To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Ill Give U Kiss.miss I Will Count From 1 To 1000,then Sleep One Night With Me Plzzz.

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Telstra Regrets To Inform You That Your Birth Was An Accident. Please Report To The Nearest Hospital To Be Put Down. We Apologise For Any Inconvenience Caused.

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Zindgi M Hmesha 1 Bat Yad Rakhokabi Kisi K Dilse Mat Kheloqk Dil 1hi Hota H,agar Khelna Hi H,to-kidney-se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti H

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A Girl & Boy Were Sitting Alone, That Boy Started Touching De Girl,girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage.boy : Ok Call Me When U R Married....

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In A Train, Ticket Checker To A Saint: Ticket Please! Saint: I Don’t Have. Tt: Where Do You Want To Go? Saint: Lord Ram’s Birth Place, Ayodhya! Tt: ...

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Choose Fourselect Threelove Twoandmarry One

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He Came I Ignored Him.... He Smiled I Kept Quiet.... He Began To Speak I Did Not Listen.... And Then He Began To Leave I Realized The Loss And Shouted...

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Virginity Is Not Dignity.. Not Security.. Nor A Sign Of Purity.. It Is.......... .........the Lack Of Opportunity

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Guy:if I Could See U N***d,i'd Die Happy.girl:if I See U N***d,i'd Probably Die Laughing.

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Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, May I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First! =))...

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Stress Test: 1)whch Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse!!!!! 2) Whch Duck Has 2 Legs? If Ur Ans Is Donald Duck..u R Undr Stress..coz Al Ducks Hv 2 Legs..!!...

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Killing Message . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dhishkyaooooon........ :-d:-d:-d

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. . Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. . Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? . Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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Mom: Tujhe Ladka Pasand Aaya Ho To Baat Agey Chalayen. Girl: Ladka To Theek Hai But Mota Hai. Mom: Tv Chahe 14 Ka Ho Ya 29 Ka Remote 6 Ka Hi Hota Hai....

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Hey Friends I Am Switching Off My Mobile Number Due To My Exams Because I Have To Work Hard To Get Good Marks Please Contact Me After . . . . 15 Minutes A...

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Sardar: Will U Marry , After I Die. Wife : No I Will Live With My Sister. Wife : Will U Marry , After I Die. Sardar: No I Will Also Live With Ur Sister....

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Question: What Does It Mean To Have One Child? Answer: That Means You're A Parent. Question: What Does It Mean To Have More Than One Child? Answer: Th...

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How Are An Apple And A Lawyer Alike? They Both Look Good Hanging From A Tree How Can You Tell A Lawyer Is Lying? His Lips Are Moving How Many Lawyers Does It ...

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Many Proposed Me But I Was Rude.... . . . Wah Wa.... . . . . Many Proposed Me But I Was Rude.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz Being Single Is My Att...

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Child - In The Bus Dad Told Me To Give My Sit To A Lady Mom - Dats Gud Child - But I Was In Dad's Lap

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How To Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Your's As A D**n Irritating Song??? . . . . . . . .. Just Set It As Your Alarm Tone:)...

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When I Was Born Devil Said…oh Shit!!! Another Good Person!!!.. & When U Were Born Devil Said … Oh Shit!!!!competition…!!! …....

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business?student: “father In Law”....

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I'm Dying To See You, Seriously! But I Can't Get There. This Stupid Zookeeper Won't Let Me In Without A Ticket.

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You Have 206 Bones In Your Body. Do You Want Another One?

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Teacher: Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The Same Day Same Time.

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Best Ever Quote At A Petrol Pump ..."krupya Yaha Dhumrapan Na Karen.aapki Zindagi Ki Koi Keemat Ho Na Ho,petrol Ki Keemat Bahut Hai...

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me! I Don't Wanna See You Die!

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Tom : How Should I Convey The News To My Father That I’ve Failed?david: You Just Send A Telegram: Result Declared, Past Year’s Performance Repeated....

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