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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Teacher : Which Is More Important To Us, The Sun Or The Moon? Pupil : The Moon.teacher : Why? Pupil : The Moon Gives Us Light At Night When We Need It But The S...

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An Army Of Asses Led By A Lion Is Better Than An Army Of Lions Led By An A*s

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Wife: My Hubby And I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years....

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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19. This Is Question Number ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 20. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5?? ( ) Yes ( ) I Forgot To Get My Calculator 21. Write Full Form Of Asap, As S...

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Hi, Doing Nothing? Then Make A Place, 4 Me In Ur Heart!! I May Come There Any Time! Ur's Faithfully, Heart Attack...

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I Am A Killer! I Kill Poople For Money, I Am A Killer! I Kill People For Money, But Ur My Friend, So I Will Kill U For Free Of Cost.

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If Gorilla Catches U, Wat Will U Do?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? I Know U Both Will Start Playing...its Natural When Close Friends Meet.......

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Do You Know Which Is The Most Romantic State Of India? Guess!!!!!!!! Oh Yes. It Is West Bengal And You Know Why????? Every Night Candle-light Din...

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Aam Ka Bagichabagiche Me Kuch Khajur.bas Tukur Tukur Dekhe Langoor.paiso Ka Lobh Mat Karna........msg Ka Jawab Dena Jarur:...

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Keeps Getting Dirty Voicemails From Unknown Numbers. If It's You.. Send More

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Tum Haste Raho, Nachte Raho, Muskurate Raho, Sada Khil Khilate Raho, Khush Raho Aur Gungunate Raho, Mera Kya Hai, Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Samzhenge....

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Santa In Plane Going To Bombay, While Landing He Was Excited And Shouted Bombay Bombay Bombay Airhostess Said:- B Silent Santa:- Ok Ombay Ombay Ombay....

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Guts. When Your Wife Catches You In Bed With Another Girl, And You Say: Darling Next Is Your Turn... :-)

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How Can You Know If A Person Is Cute? First, He Or She Has A Poor Memory. Second - Umn I Forgot Na!

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A Chicken Sandwidch Walked Into The Bar, Ordered Some Food And Beer. The Bartender Says: Sorry, We Don't Serve Food Here.

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Q: What Did One Tube Of Glue Say To The Other Tube Of Glue? A: We Have To Stick Together. Q: What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A: A Bulldoser. Q: What Did T...

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A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man

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Girlfriend:it’s 2 Tight Boyfriend:don’t Worry,i’ll Put It Slowly,girlfriend:push It In, Boyfriend:ah..i Can’t,girlfriend:it’s Painful, Boyfriend:forge...

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How Do You Fix A Womans Watch? You Don't Because There Is A Clock On The Oven!

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Doctor Tells A Prostitute She Is Pregnant And Asked If She Knows Who The Father Is. The Prostitute Replys If You Eat A Can Of Beans Do You Know Which One Made Y...

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Yo Mama So Fat Her Bmi Is Measured In Acres

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My Mobile Is Full With Rajnikant Jokes .......................now I Dont Need A Charger!!

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Who‘s Hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its U, Who‘s Dear & Near Friend… Its ...

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(_!_)an A**e (__!__)fat A**e (!)tight A**e (_?_)dumb A**e (_*_)sore A**e (_zzz_)tired A**e (_e=mc2_)smart A**e (_x_)kiss My A**e!!

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Tab Se Chaku Leke Mere Peeche Lag Gayi Hai Jab Se Kaha Hai Mene Kidil Cheer Ke Dekh Lenaam Tera Hi Hoga

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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just Time Pass...

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U Laugh At Me Cause U Called Me A B***h But Im Laughing At You Cause U Just Realised That....

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Takat Ki 3 Item.. Ghee Asar Krta Hai 3 Din Me.. Doodh Asar Krta Hai 3 Ghante Me.. Aur Daaru Asar Krti 3 Minute Me.. Don't Wait, Save Time.

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This Is A Secret Msg Send Only 4 U, Try 2 Solve What It Means: Listen Tl + Mad Sen + Ice Cead + Success + Yes Cue + Out Tescs. Give Me The Answer If You ...

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Maths Teacher Asked Johny “if U Have 12 Chocalate And U Give 5 To Dona, 3 To Alice And 4 To Roma Then Wat Will U Get ? Johny Replied “sir! 3 New Gir...

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!...

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Girl Went To A Church 4 Confession. Girl : Father, I'm Getting Married Soon But I've Lost My Virgin 2 Another Boy. Pls Forgive Me.. Father: Not 2 Worry Girl. ...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spiderman Using Bay...

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I Wonder If You Can Snort Coke Upside Down.

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Boy U R D Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life’s Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U R In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In D Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further I’ve 2 ...

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Positive-thinking Poem:little Bird In The Sky Droping Shit Into Ur Eyeu Don’t Worry U Don’t Cry, U Just Thank God That,cows Do Not Flyalways B Posit...

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I Want You To Know That Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me. You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Out Of The Window... I Look Down Then... I Laugh Again. ...

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