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An Independent Study Has Proven That Those Who Have A Bad S*x Life And Who Are C**p In Beb Reading This Msg In The Right Hand

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True)...

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Q : Y Do Monkeys Sleep On Trees? ...?? ...?? ..?? Chal Jaane De Yaar...its Ur Personnal Metter...y Shud I Interfare...?dhyan Se...girna Mat.....

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There Have Been Many Time In 2010 When I May Disturbed You Troubled U Irritated U Bugged U . . . . Today I Just Wanna Tell You . . . . I Plan To Continue It In ...

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A Man Was Running Home N Yelled At His Wife, Hey, Start Packing Now! I've Striked The California Lottery! Wife Was Really Happy, So Should I Pack For The Hot O...

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? I Am In A Good Mood:) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquito....

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Sardar At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art? Art Dealer: I Am Sorry To Say Sir, That's A Mirror!

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Q. Why Do Midgets Laugh When They Run? A. Because The Grass Tickles There Balls.

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Dupl...

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If I Need Brain Transplantationi Will Prefer Your Brain...don`t Think That You Are A Genius..i Need A Brain Which Is Never Used Before

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Husband: I Want Divorce. My Wife Hasn't Spoken To Me In Six Months. Lawyer: Think About It Once Again. Wives Like That Are Hard To Get!

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Teacher: John, How Do You Spell Crocodile? John: K-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l Teacher: No, Thats Wrong John: Maybe Its Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It!...

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S*x Is My Fav. I Do It Regularly. Do It Feel Gd! U'll Enjoy It! I'll Die W/out S*x, S-sleep, E-eat, X-xercise, So Do It Everiday, Gd For U.

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A Good Friend Can Tell You What Is The Matter With You In A Minute. He May Not Seem Such A Good Friend After Telling.

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Just Few Words For U My Dear ....... - -- ---- ------- --------- ----------------- ----------------------- Don't Waste Ur Time Keep Continue...

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure!

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A Best Relation Is.! When Someone Hurt U, U Dont Hurt Back.. When Someone Hit U, U Dont Hit Back..but, When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back....

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New Totka:agr Koi Apko Sms Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar Raha Haito..uska Numbr Kisi B Website Par Larki K Naam Se Likh De Or Maza Dekhe...

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Accidents Do Happen.i Slip- I Trip- I Stumble- I Fall Usually I Don't Care At All... But Now I Don't Know What To Do Coz I Slipped And Fell In Love With U....

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Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

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1 Smile = 1 Friendship 1 Friendship = 1 Love 1 Love = 1 Proposal 1 Proposal = 1 Marriage And 1 Marriage = Thousands Of Problem. So Better Think Before You Smile...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: C- Creating U- Useless T- Troubles E- Everywhere.. U R ...

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A Child On His Way Home With His Mom, Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road.......... He Suddenly Shouted And Said, Look Mom They Are Fighting 4 Chewing Gum

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Boy: Can I Have Your Number?? Girl:sure Give Me Your Hand...1-989-i'm-taken... :d

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Husband: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No Darling, It Means, With Idiot For Ever

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Teacher: Because Of Gandhijis Hard Work What Do We Get On 15th August? Student: A Holiday

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said …“this Is Worse Than Divorce… I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife…”...

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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Agr Ap Cycle Bht Tez Chla Rhy Hn 0rbreak Na Lgy To Es K Wheel Me Apnapair Phasa Den..cycle Ruk Jaye Gi...

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God Saw Me Hungry, He Created Pizza . He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi . He Saw Me In Dark, He Created Light . He Saw Me Without Problems, He Crea...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?

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Do You Like Maths? . If So Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes, Divide Your Legs And .... . . We Can Multiply!

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What Does Pappu Do After Taking Xerox? He Compares It With The Original For Any Spelling Mistakes.

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I've 2 Tell U Sumthing, But, I Dont Wanna Upset U. My Doctor Has Found Stones In My Liver, Sand In My Kidney... N... N... U In My Heart ! ! !...

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Do You Love Me ?? 1. Yes. 2. Yea 3. Of Course. 4. Definitely

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If I Kiss Him Will He Stop Talking? You Tripped Me, So I Fell For You. You Always Stop And Stare, Why Not Just Take A Picture?

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- Why Is Six Afraid Of Seven? -- Answer - Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.

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