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You're Attractive Gorgeous S**y Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind Generous. In Fact You're Becoming More Like Me Everyday!

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I Love You Send This Msg To 10 Girls N Win A Free Trip To Ur Nearest Police Station In Luxury Jeep. Rehna Khana N Body Masaag Free. . . So Hurry...

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Physical Education Teacher: - Smokers Go Ahead! Out Of Some People. - Those Who Smoke - Begat 300 Well, We Parkysim Until They Return ...

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Teachers Called It Cheating But For Us Student We Called It Teamwork.. Students That Cheats Together Graduates Together Hahaha :)...

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Impossible May Be Spelled As'i M Possible....'......but.rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As "rajni Can't"..:-d:-)...

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Taste This Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well….. Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!

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Sardar Was Busy Removing A Wheel From His Auto. A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel From Your Auto. Sardar : Cant You Read The Board. Parking Is Only...

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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber...

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I Don't Know Who U Are You Don't Know Who Am I! And Then, Why U Let Me Pull The Hander Bar On You?

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Mummy, Mummy, What Are You Doing??? Exclaimed The Littleboy As He Walked Into The Bedroom To Find Her Sitting On Daddy.... Just Flattening Daddys Tummy, Mum R...

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I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don't Know What I'd Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore...

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23. What Is The Capital Of India? ( ) India ( ) India ( ) India 24. A, E, I, O And U Are Collectively Called Vowels. What Are E, A,o, U And I Called? 25. F...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt...

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When I 'cry' No1 Sees My 'tears',when I'm 'worried' No1 Sees My 'pain',when I'm 'happy' No1 Sees My 'smile',but Saala 'ek Ladki Ke Sath Ghumo To Sari Duniya Dek...

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Hum Log Fon Pe Bat Nhi Krte Hor Sms Jyada Krte Hq ?kyoki Hum Center Fresh Khate Hcenter Fresh Sirf Juban Pr Lgam Rkhta Hhath Pe Nhi....

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Life Is Better Than Girls, It Always Sucks... !!!

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Some Remain Single N Make Wonders Happen... Some Have Boyfriends And See Wonders Happen.. Others Get Married And Wonder What Happened...

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Teray Liye Chand Taray Tor Doon, In Hawaon Ka Rukh Mor Doon, Itna Kafi Hai Ya Do Char Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.

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A Girl Asks Why Cows Seem Depressed When Being Milked. Teacher Replied If A Scruffy B*****d Woke You At Dawn And Rubbed Your T**s For 4 Hours How Would You Feel...

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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Does Football Have Any Sides?no?think Againa Little Moreok,i'll Tell You..it Has 2 Sides!"iniside & Outside" D Football...

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Boyfrnd Want 2 Hav S*x Wid Girlfrnd, Ashamed Of His Small P*nis, Decided 2 Bring Gf In Dark Place, Opened His Zip N Put His P*nis On Gf's Hand. Gf:no Than...

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Students Are Not Cheaters, We Just Enjoys Having The Same Answers

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpiness And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king...

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell “crocodile”? Johny: “k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l”teacher: No, That’s Wrong Johny: Maybe It’s Wrong, B...

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Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly? ? ? ? ? Because Missing Of Period Is A Sign Of Pregnancy...!! :d...

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Lord, If I Can't Be Skinny, Please Let All My Friends Be Fat. =))

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After An Emotional Hug.., Girl To Boy: If U Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Urs Forever.. Boy:thanks For The Warning !...

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What Did The Paper Clip Say To The Magnet? . . . . . . . I Find You Very Attractive.

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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Once Rajnikanth Taught A Child How 2 Open A Door Widout Ringing A Bell......today Dat Child Is Known As Inspector Daya Of Cid....!!

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Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, O My Darling! I Love You…after Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu, Don’t Come Near Me, Paray Hatt Tuu...

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2 Signs Tat Confirm A Girl's Virginity: 1)for Th 1st Time, Evry Good Grl Wil Hesitate To Show Her Body In Light! 2.wenevr U Open Her Legs Wide, She Shud Brin...

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A Lady Requested The Doctori Really Do Not Want Children For A While To Enjoy The Life. What Should I Do? Doctor Said Well Then Take This Condom.? Lady Asked...

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I Ws Shockd Ystrday,in My Room All My Books Wr Singing A Song. . Gss Which Song? . Guess! . . . . . . . . . O Zr Zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch M!:-d...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered - Waiting For Aut...

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl= Problem! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls= Talent.

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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Little Boy: Aunty, What Is Inside Your Stomach? Pregnant Lady: It's A Cute Little Baby. Little Boy: If It Is Cute, Why Did U Eat It?

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Once In A Lyf Tym,wen Sum1 Breaks Ur Heart Nd If U Still Feel 2 Hold Dat Person Wid Every Broken Piece....dat Amazing Pain Is Called... ... Charbi...;) ...

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