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Silence Is D Best Answer For All Questions Smile Is D Best Reaction In All Situations Unfortunately Both Never Help In Any Exam, Viva, Review Interview :p:)...

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Why Are Guyz Always Happy : - They Can Never Get Pregnant - Phone Conversations Are 5 Secs Flat - 5-day Vacation Requires Only 1 Suitcase - They Have To Shave O...

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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.

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Boy- I Can Kiss U Without Touching U. Girl-impossible Boy-lagi 20-20 Ki Girl-ok Then The Boy Kissed Her Girl- U Touched Me Boy- Le 20 :)...

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I Luv The Way It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh Creatin A Creamy Foamy Liquid, As It Thrust In Out Up Down, Cant Wait Til Nxt Time I Luv My Toothbrush...

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Boy: Hey Can I Put Ur Picture As My Background. Girl: Why Boy: Cuz Wenever I Look At Your Face A Smile Appears On Mine.

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A Baby Mosquito Came Back After Its 1st Fight. Dad Asked: How Did U Feel? . . It Replied: Dad It Was Wonderful. Evry1 Ws Clappin 4 Me...

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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Why Did Heisenberg Never Had A Child??? Bcos When He Had Momentum He Could Not Locate The Position N When He Locate D Position He Lost D Momentum...heisenber...

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Sorry I Can't Talk 2 U Any More, The Doctor Told Me I'm Diabetic And I Cant Stand Sweet Things Like You

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