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The Worst Way To Miss Someone, Is To Have Them Sitting Right Next To You You Know You Can Never Have Them.

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Hello How Are You . I Love You . You Are Like Me .

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Definition Of My Friendship : Medicine When U R In Pain. A Letter When U R Far, A Smile When Ur Sad, A Hanky When U Cry. One More Breath When I Will Die....

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One Who Somes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks Has An Alcoholic Heart, So Dear You Must Stop Eating Sweets, As You Already A Sweethart!**

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When I Was Born I Got The Choice, A Major D**k, Or A Fine Memory. I Am Not Able To Remember What I Did Choose.

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If I Said That You Had A Perfect Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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How Cute! A Boy A Girl Were Playing Hide-seek.. She Sent A Sms: If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed.! Yo...

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Love Is A Miss Understanding Between Two Stupids..... Never Fall In Love.........its A Bull S**t

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Love Never Dies. It Remains 4evr 4evr 4evr 4evr 4evr 4evr? Only? Partner Changes So, Keep Luving D Latest...

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U Will Be A Rose For All Trees U Will Be A Smile For All Faces U Will Be Water Falls For All Hills U Will Be A Brother For All Cute Girls....

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Love Is Sweet Love Is Blind Love Is Sweet Love Is Blind If I Kiss You Plz Dont Mind

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Press Down Down More Ok More Yes Ahh .yes Almost There Yeah Oh S**t Harder So Good! Yeah, Thats Textual Intercourse!...

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Poisonous Bra=cobra Mathematical Bra=algebra Striped Bra=zebra Sunsign Bra=libra Magical Bra=abra Ka Dabra I Wnt 2 Improve Ur Gk Coz U Only Know Ladies Bra.

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Many Crushes Nd Flirts Are Better Than One True Love Bcoz - Monopoly Is Always Damaging, And - Competition Improves Efficiency! Pure Economic Theory Of Lov...

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One Day A Guy Asks His Gf Do You Like Maths?if So Lets Go To My Place And Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!.

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A Boy Was Going With His G.f. Frnd Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin.... ... The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :d...

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Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of U? Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young. . .

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Press Down If You Miss Me. Down... My Sweet.. You Really Miss Me Huh? Still Pressing Down Impressed, Ha? Well I Miss You Too......

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Boy To Girl Before Exam: Hey All D Best Girl: All Da Best To U Too . But Girl Scored 80 Marks Boy Failed . . . Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.....

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A Smile To Put You On High................. A Kiss To Set Your Soul Alright............ Would It Be Alright If I Sent Tonight Being Loved By You.......

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ So...

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I Wanted To Put Something Incredibly Beautiful, Sweet, Nice, Sensitive, E****c And Funny On You Screen, But Unfortunately I Do Not Fit On It

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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Memories Play A Confusing Role. They Make U Laugh When U Remember The Time U Cried Together. But Make U Cry When U Remember The Time U Laughed Together...

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I Promise To Be With You Till H.e.l.l Freezes

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If I Had The Letters Hrt, I Can Add Ea To Get A Heart Or A U And Get Hurt. But I'd Rather Choose U And Get Hurt Than Have A Heart Without U.

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I D O N ' T K N O W W H A T I S R O M A N C E ... I N E E D O N E G I R L T O T E A C H M E ........

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Love Affairs : Something Like Cricket, Where One-day Internationals Are More Popular Than A Five-day Test . . .

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If I Could Reach Up And Hold A Star For Every Time You've Made Me Smile, The Entire Evening Sky Would Be In The Palm Of My Hand

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl !! Now Reverse The Order, Can You Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everyt...

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She Said, You're Crazy He Said, Only For You, Baby

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()9mm /'//' / /i Kill People For Money, () ( 'o' ) But You (,) (,) Are My ()_() Friend, So I Kill You For Nothing!!!....

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Love Msg: Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat .. Sweet Words Are Easy To Say .. But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find .. Oh My God! How Did U Find Me...

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She's A Stick Of Lollipop, My Candy Bar! So Juicy And Sweet, Melting In My Mouth, Strawberry Flavored... One Is Never Enough! She's A Piece Of Cheesecake, My S...

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money, Edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever.

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother Dats My Seat Boy: Ok But I M Not Ur Brother. My Father Never Touched Ur Mom Girl: True, But My Father Did. Moral: Dont Be Over Smart:-...

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It Takes A Strong Heart To Love. It Takes A Stronger Heart To Continue To Love After It Has Been Hurt...

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Boy To Girl...... Boy:is Ur Name Google? Girl:no!!!...................why? Boy:cuz You've Got Everything I'm Searching For :)

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A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Lookingh H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kiddin... Pagal...

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